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Is this the same Everton Mlalazi who sings “Apo Mambo votonga, uchamira sei?” The very same man who attended the just-ended ZANU-PF conference? The same ZANU-PF whose leaders chant “Kombayi Murove, Tinokuvezai” and countless other slogans? I have a genuine question for the Seventh-day Adventist Church leadership in Harare: What has become of our church? Do we still believe in the soon return of Jesus Christ, or have the pursuit of money, political influence and proximity to worldly power compromised the very principles we profess to uphold? At what point did political connections become more important than our Christian convictions? Are we still preparing people for the Kingdom of Heaven, or are we now competing for a seat at the tables of earthly kings? The church must remain the conscience of society, not become an extension of political power. We cannot preach the soon return of Christ on Sabbath and appear to glorify worldly power the rest of the week. Zimbabwe East Union Conference Adventist Church

Is this the same Everton Mlalazi who sings “Apo Mambo votonga, uchamira sei?” The very same man who attended the just-ended ZANU-PF conference? The same ZANU-PF whose leaders chant “Kombayi Murove, Tinokuvezai” and countless other slogans? I have a genuine question for the Seventh-day Adventist Church leadership in Harare: What has become of our church? Do we still believe in the soon return of Jesus Christ, or have the pursuit of money, political influence and proximity to worldly power compromised the very principles we profess to uphold? At what point did political connections become more important than our Christian convictions? Are we still preparing people for the Kingdom of Heaven, or are we now competing for a seat at the tables of earthly kings? The church must remain the conscience of society, not become an extension of political power. We cannot preach the soon return of Christ on Sabbath and appear to glorify worldly power the rest of the week. Zimbabwe East Union Conference Adventist Church

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😂😂😂😂Watch and laugh.

😂😂😂😂Watch and laugh.

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And then there’s this other charlatan! 🤣🤣🤣 “This lipstick increases PARTICULARS in the body!” 😭😂 he lies to the clapping congregates. Ladies and gentlemen, can we please hear testimonies from anyone whose body PARTICULARS have increased after using this miraculous lipstick? 🤣🤣 Before we even get to the testimonies, can someone explain what exactly these PARTICULARS are? Are they organs, body parts, or spiritual attachments? 😂😂 At this rate, Zimbabwe needs a Ministry of Prophetic Particulars! 🤣🤣🤣

And then there’s this other charlatan! 🤣🤣🤣 “This lipstick increases PARTICULARS in the body!” 😭😂 he lies to the clapping congregates. Ladies and gentlemen, can we please hear testimonies from anyone whose body PARTICULARS have increased after using this miraculous lipstick? 🤣🤣 Before we even get to the testimonies, can someone explain what exactly these PARTICULARS are? Are they organs, body parts, or spiritual attachments? 😂😂 At this rate, Zimbabwe needs a Ministry of Prophetic Particulars! 🤣🤣🤣

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Exercise caution on the road. Too many loosing their lives in road accidents in Zimbabwe. Way too many.

Exercise caution on the road. Too many loosing their lives in road accidents in Zimbabwe. Way too many.

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“She will get a house, she will get a car from Tagwireyi” declares Sabhuku. “Shurugwi, Shurugwi” he continues to shout. #ChurchElderTagwireyi 😀😀😀

“She will get a house, she will get a car from Tagwireyi” declares Sabhuku. “Shurugwi, Shurugwi” he continues to shout. #ChurchElderTagwireyi 😀😀😀

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Is there no weather forecast in Zimbabwe?

Is there no weather forecast in Zimbabwe?

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When you’ ve had enough of your boss.

When you’ ve had enough of your boss.

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There are songs which are annoying by nice and enjoyable at the same time. One of them is this one playing in the background in this video and then there is Nora by Elliot Manyika. I can’t be the only one conflicted like that. 😀😀 Good morning everyone.

There are songs which are annoying by nice and enjoyable at the same time. One of them is this one playing in the background in this video and then there is Nora by Elliot Manyika. I can’t be the only one conflicted like that. 😀😀 Good morning everyone.

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When us MaSabatha keep telling you to stop eating Bacon, you think we are being funny😂😂😂😂😂

When us MaSabatha keep telling you to stop eating Bacon, you think we are being funny😂😂😂😂😂

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“Hatitadziswe kuyenda kuMbare nekuti kwaita Chorella”. Tungwarara.
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“Hatitadziswe kuyenda kuMbare nekuti kwaita Chorella”. Tungwarara.

Tazo

45,594 views • 8 days ago

And then you blame the people when they celebrate and laugh. 😀😀😀Wokeyi.
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And then you blame the people when they celebrate and laugh. 😀😀😀Wokeyi.

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78,734 views • 15 days ago

“Ndosaka ndichikwanisa kukuporofita ndisina kuwudzva naMwari” Makandiwa 😀😀😀
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“Ndosaka ndichikwanisa kukuporofita ndisina kuwudzva naMwari” Makandiwa 😀😀😀

Tazo

30,770 views • 6 days ago

The Choir master is back with another banger😂😂😂
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The Choir master is back with another banger😂😂😂

Tazo

348,131 views • 2 months ago

Enter Ian Ndlovu! 🤣🤣🤣 But seriously, what kind of prophecy is this? Why not approach the Muzukuru privately, share your concerns and pray with him? Why turn it into a public announcement if you can’t even mention the Muzukuru by name? 😂 At this rate, some of you need to stop confusing nightmares caused by eating junk food before bedtime with divine revelations! 🤣🤣 Not every bad dream is a message from heaven. Sometimes it’s just your stomach protesting! 🙌🏿😂😂
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Enter Ian Ndlovu! 🤣🤣🤣 But seriously, what kind of prophecy is this? Why not approach the Muzukuru privately, share your concerns and pray with him? Why turn it into a public announcement if you can’t even mention the Muzukuru by name? 😂 At this rate, some of you need to stop confusing nightmares caused by eating junk food before bedtime with divine revelations! 🤣🤣 Not every bad dream is a message from heaven. Sometimes it’s just your stomach protesting! 🙌🏿😂😂

Tazo

27,665 views • 6 days ago

Chased the shop owners away, took over the shops……..now: “Government, please buy us stock.” 😭😂😂 They had a plan for removing the competition, but forgot to plan for the business part of the business. 😂🇿🇦
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Chased the shop owners away, took over the shops……..now: “Government, please buy us stock.” 😭😂😂 They had a plan for removing the competition, but forgot to plan for the business part of the business. 😂🇿🇦

Tazo

263,131 views • 2 months ago

99% of Zimbabwean guys who watched this movie had the same dream: Somehow marry this girl and become Nigeria’s No. 1 son-in-law. 😂🇿🇼🇳🇬 We didn’t know her. She didn’t know us. Nigeria didn’t invite us. But in our hearts, the lobola negotiations had already started. 😭🤣 Don’t lie, my fellow Zim brothers, I know I wasn’t alone! 😂 Me? I was so emotionally invested I even cried. 😢😂 Am I lying? 🤣 Ladies, I know there is one Nigerian actor you all wished was your boyfriend too. We will talk about that later😂😂😂
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99% of Zimbabwean guys who watched this movie had the same dream: Somehow marry this girl and become Nigeria’s No. 1 son-in-law. 😂🇿🇼🇳🇬 We didn’t know her. She didn’t know us. Nigeria didn’t invite us. But in our hearts, the lobola negotiations had already started. 😭🤣 Don’t lie, my fellow Zim brothers, I know I wasn’t alone! 😂 Me? I was so emotionally invested I even cried. 😢😂 Am I lying? 🤣 Ladies, I know there is one Nigerian actor you all wished was your boyfriend too. We will talk about that later😂😂😂

Tazo

166,606 views • 1 month ago

Handzi na Tungwarara: “Atingarege kuyenda kuMbare nokuti kune cholera?” It’s not just the words, it’s the attitude behind them. What do you make of the apparent arrogance and the way he seems to look down on Mbare and its people? Next time when things happen and people celebrate, then you blame them. Wokeyi😀
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Handzi na Tungwarara: “Atingarege kuyenda kuMbare nokuti kune cholera?” It’s not just the words, it’s the attitude behind them. What do you make of the apparent arrogance and the way he seems to look down on Mbare and its people? Next time when things happen and people celebrate, then you blame them. Wokeyi😀

Tazo

37,914 views • 15 days ago

“Good afternoon 🌞 SAD ILYASHI concerning our mother who i found walking selling firewood, As she survives by selling firewood, my heart broke looking at the distance she had to cover from picking the firewood and to where she was going to sell it from” Story and Video credit: Pamulomo Zed Show - Zambia. Heartbreaking pictures. Story of many African women and children😢
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“Good afternoon 🌞 SAD ILYASHI concerning our mother who i found walking selling firewood, As she survives by selling firewood, my heart broke looking at the distance she had to cover from picking the firewood and to where she was going to sell it from” Story and Video credit: Pamulomo Zed Show - Zambia. Heartbreaking pictures. Story of many African women and children😢

Tazo

112,997 views • 2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣 The prophets are currently in emergency firefighting mode! 🚒🔥 Not a single prophecy saw the accident coming, but somehow, after the accident, everybody suddenly received a revelation. 😭😂 Now the theology is doing gymnastics, the visions are being updated, and heaven’s press office is apparently working overtime. 🤣🤣 Chizororai!
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🤣🤣🤣 The prophets are currently in emergency firefighting mode! 🚒🔥 Not a single prophecy saw the accident coming, but somehow, after the accident, everybody suddenly received a revelation. 😭😂 Now the theology is doing gymnastics, the visions are being updated, and heaven’s press office is apparently working overtime. 🤣🤣 Chizororai!

Tazo

16,845 views • 14 days ago

Zimbabwe’s Vice President, Constantino Guveya Dominic Nyikadzino Chiwenga, has made time to be in the presence of the Lord this Sunday. 🙏🏾 And then there’s you, Giribheti. 😂 Sunday morning arrives and before you’ve even considered the presence of the Lord, your spirit is already leading you towards the beerhall. 🍺😭 My brother, repent. The beerhall will still be there after church. 😂😂 Video credit: Minnie Baloyi.
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Zimbabwe’s Vice President, Constantino Guveya Dominic Nyikadzino Chiwenga, has made time to be in the presence of the Lord this Sunday. 🙏🏾 And then there’s you, Giribheti. 😂 Sunday morning arrives and before you’ve even considered the presence of the Lord, your spirit is already leading you towards the beerhall. 🍺😭 My brother, repent. The beerhall will still be there after church. 😂😂 Video credit: Minnie Baloyi.

Tazo

79,533 views • 2 months ago

It’s the fact that someone looked at that spot, 2 cm from the road and thought, “Perfect place for a homestead.” 😂😂 I’ve seen questionable decisions before, but this one deserves its own category.
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It’s the fact that someone looked at that spot, 2 cm from the road and thought, “Perfect place for a homestead.” 😂😂 I’ve seen questionable decisions before, but this one deserves its own category.

Tazo

92,585 views • 3 months ago

Julius Malema - the only man still talking truth. “We must agree that this is state sponsored” He is so right. Watch to the end.
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Julius Malema - the only man still talking truth. “We must agree that this is state sponsored” He is so right. Watch to the end.

Tazo

95,282 views • 4 months ago

There are South Africans who see things for what they are. This is what caused all those illegal immigrants settling in South Africa. Now they blame poor people just trying to survive. Listen for yourself. From an honest South African.
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There are South Africans who see things for what they are. This is what caused all those illegal immigrants settling in South Africa. Now they blame poor people just trying to survive. Listen for yourself. From an honest South African.

Tazo

70,985 views • 4 months ago

One intelligent and wise South African. Enough respect.
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One intelligent and wise South African. Enough respect.

Tazo

54,620 views • 3 months ago

Elon Musk “There is a white genocide in South Africa by blacks”. Jancinta( Black) to a Black guy “I will choose her (White) over you” White Lady to the black guy “Asambeni, kwerekwere” South Africa is a very confusing country. 😀😀😀
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Elon Musk “There is a white genocide in South Africa by blacks”. Jancinta( Black) to a Black guy “I will choose her (White) over you” White Lady to the black guy “Asambeni, kwerekwere” South Africa is a very confusing country. 😀😀😀

Tazo

70,118 views • 5 months ago

It seems Australia doesn’t just have crocodiles. It seems it also has crocodiles that eat other crocodiles. 🐊 That’s why in the Northern Territory, particularly around Darwin, locals treat every body of water with respect. The rule is simple: If you can’t guarantee there are no crocodiles, stay out. Even your backyard pool starts looking suspicious after dark. 😂
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It seems Australia doesn’t just have crocodiles. It seems it also has crocodiles that eat other crocodiles. 🐊 That’s why in the Northern Territory, particularly around Darwin, locals treat every body of water with respect. The rule is simple: If you can’t guarantee there are no crocodiles, stay out. Even your backyard pool starts looking suspicious after dark. 😂

Tazo

40,961 views • 2 months ago

“Bantu baruna bayalova every Friday and Monday.” Says a disappointed March & March South African after discovering that replacing foreigners didn’t replace absenteeism. 😂
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“Bantu baruna bayalova every Friday and Monday.” Says a disappointed March & March South African after discovering that replacing foreigners didn’t replace absenteeism. 😂

Tazo

41,465 views • 3 months ago

Terence Mukupe and Tracy Ann Mukupe showing us how its done. Happy couple.
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Terence Mukupe and Tracy Ann Mukupe showing us how its done. Happy couple.

Tazo

37,293 views • 2 months ago

Bringing this one from the archives 😂😂😂😂😂. Some truths are hard to swallow but so far everything he said seems true.
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Bringing this one from the archives 😂😂😂😂😂. Some truths are hard to swallow but so far everything he said seems true.

Tazo

18,840 views • 1 month ago