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Internet Commentary with a side of side eye. 👀 Making sense of nonsense. If its ridiculous, I’m probably talking about it. Isaiah 40:31

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I don’t know what I expected….

I don’t know what I expected….

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That little girl was not getting away without her candy 🤣🤣.

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That little girl was not getting away without her candy 🤣🤣.

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Hey guys, what do you think of this idea? 🤣🤣😭😭😭

Hey guys, what do you think of this idea? 🤣🤣😭😭😭

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🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 he’s so funny.

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 he’s so funny.

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This is literally how my Monday is going. 🤣🤣 What about you?

This is literally how my Monday is going. 🤣🤣 What about you?

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That’s growing up for ya 🤷‍♀️. lol

That’s growing up for ya 🤷‍♀️. lol

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I feel this in my soul. 🤣😭

I feel this in my soul. 🤣😭

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RIP Spirit Airlines ✈️🖤 You were never really a “$49 flight.” You were a $49 audition for a $180 flight with no legroom, no recline, and a $45 carry on fee that hit different at the gate. You didn’t sell seats. You sold hope. Chaotic, yellow, mildly turbulent hope. The knee room was a suggestion. The bag fee was a surprise. The delay was a given. And the gate area? A social experiment. Nothing brought strangers together quite like a 4 hour delay and one shared outlet. Sometimes too together. RIP to the man in terminal B who caught hands over a middle seat. We salute you. Spirit didn’t just have flights. They had ringside events. Fly high, Spirit. Or don’t. There’ll be an upcharge for altitude. 🫡

RIP Spirit Airlines ✈️🖤 You were never really a “$49 flight.” You were a $49 audition for a $180 flight with no legroom, no recline, and a $45 carry on fee that hit different at the gate. You didn’t sell seats. You sold hope. Chaotic, yellow, mildly turbulent hope. The knee room was a suggestion. The bag fee was a surprise. The delay was a given. And the gate area? A social experiment. Nothing brought strangers together quite like a 4 hour delay and one shared outlet. Sometimes too together. RIP to the man in terminal B who caught hands over a middle seat. We salute you. Spirit didn’t just have flights. They had ringside events. Fly high, Spirit. Or don’t. There’ll be an upcharge for altitude. 🫡

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Good morning X fam! Are you excited for tonight’s space with Trump and Elon? 8pm EST Grab your popcorn and get ready! This space will break the internet!

Good morning X fam! Are you excited for tonight’s space with Trump and Elon? 8pm EST Grab your popcorn and get ready! This space will break the internet!

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Every dog brings three things… Love, cuddles and financial instability. 🤣😭

Every dog brings three things… Love, cuddles and financial instability. 🤣😭

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If I saw this without context, I’d assume Moses had just wrapped up another plague. This is Hormuz Island, Iran not far from the Strait of Hormuz. The red color comes from really iron rich soil, but it actually looks like the sea turned to blood. 😳 Crazy stuff

If I saw this without context, I’d assume Moses had just wrapped up another plague. This is Hormuz Island, Iran not far from the Strait of Hormuz. The red color comes from really iron rich soil, but it actually looks like the sea turned to blood. 😳 Crazy stuff

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Is Madonna wearing a Madonna mask?

Is Madonna wearing a Madonna mask?

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The resemblance is uncanny… 🤣😭🤣🤣

The resemblance is uncanny… 🤣😭🤣🤣

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Once you hear it this way it will never leave your mind 🤣🤣😭😭😭

Once you hear it this way it will never leave your mind 🤣🤣😭😭😭

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Revival taking place right in the streets of Italy!

Revival taking place right in the streets of Italy!

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This stupid thing cost 80k. 🤣🤣😭😭 It doesn’t know not to walk into glass mirrors or how to cook an egg but it can say ,”Daddy chill” 🤣🤣😭😭🤦🏼‍♀️

This stupid thing cost 80k. 🤣🤣😭😭 It doesn’t know not to walk into glass mirrors or how to cook an egg but it can say ,”Daddy chill” 🤣🤣😭😭🤦🏼‍♀️

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This guy will have trouble sleeping for a long time. 🤣🤣😭🤭

This guy will have trouble sleeping for a long time. 🤣🤣😭🤭

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This is a mantis shrimp. It may look small, but it delivers one of the fastest and most powerful strikes in the animal kingdom. Its punch is so fast it creates shock waves underwater and can crack shells that would stop most predators. Sometimes reality is more unbelievable than science fiction. What animal fact completely blew your mind the first time you learned it?

This is a mantis shrimp. It may look small, but it delivers one of the fastest and most powerful strikes in the animal kingdom. Its punch is so fast it creates shock waves underwater and can crack shells that would stop most predators. Sometimes reality is more unbelievable than science fiction. What animal fact completely blew your mind the first time you learned it?

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SNL making fun of the woke with a woke jeans commercial. 🤣😭😭😭

SNL making fun of the woke with a woke jeans commercial. 🤣😭😭😭

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There are two types of people in this world. One that thinks this is the beginning of a horror film and the other that would completely love to do this. Which are you?

There are two types of people in this world. One that thinks this is the beginning of a horror film and the other that would completely love to do this. Which are you?

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He’s right, you couldn’t do this in Florida 🤣🤣🤣😭. You’d end up ☠️

He’s right, you couldn’t do this in Florida 🤣🤣🤣😭. You’d end up ☠️

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MIT built a robot that starts as a flat plastic sheet, folds itself into shape using heat, walks around on its own, then dissolves in liquid when it’s done. No assembly required. No cleanup required. It just leaves.

MIT built a robot that starts as a flat plastic sheet, folds itself into shape using heat, walks around on its own, then dissolves in liquid when it’s done. No assembly required. No cleanup required. It just leaves.

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Mr Rogers helped Tupac write Hit Em Up? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We can’t trust anything we see anymore. Seriously 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

Mr Rogers helped Tupac write Hit Em Up? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We can’t trust anything we see anymore. Seriously 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

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Grumpy Old Men but they’re 200 years old tortoises and still beefing over the same girl from 1839. She’s long gone fellas 💀

Grumpy Old Men but they’re 200 years old tortoises and still beefing over the same girl from 1839. She’s long gone fellas 💀

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That little girl was not getting away without her candy 🤣🤣.

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That little girl was not getting away without her candy 🤣🤣.

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Imagine trying to kill spiders for a dear old lady and this kid shows up with no shirt, his hands on his hips and looking for a fight. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I love that he was trying to protect his gramma though. 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine trying to kill spiders for a dear old lady and this kid shows up with no shirt, his hands on his hips and looking for a fight. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I love that he was trying to protect his gramma though. 🤣🤣🤣

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Never forget when Democrats accuse you of not caring about women that Laken Riley fought off her attacker for 17 minutes before she 💀 and the policies THEY voted for caused it. She’s only one of many.

Never forget when Democrats accuse you of not caring about women that Laken Riley fought off her attacker for 17 minutes before she 💀 and the policies THEY voted for caused it. She’s only one of many.

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Yeah, I would be completely creeped out.

Yeah, I would be completely creeped out.

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Ok , I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀!

Ok , I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀!

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The Rob Reiner death plot thickens… If someone has to pay $70,000 a month to get their child mental health care and they still end up ☠️ then maybe it’s time to reopen the psych wards. Just my thoughts

The Rob Reiner death plot thickens… If someone has to pay $70,000 a month to get their child mental health care and they still end up ☠️ then maybe it’s time to reopen the psych wards. Just my thoughts

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“I stand with Ukraine” “You don’t even have custody of your kids” . 😆🤣🤣💀💀💀

“I stand with Ukraine” “You don’t even have custody of your kids” . 😆🤣🤣💀💀💀

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I can’t stop laughing.🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

I can’t stop laughing.🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

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This guy has figured out life. He acts like a complete spaz so he can get some personal space and sit alone on public transit. 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭

This guy has figured out life. He acts like a complete spaz so he can get some personal space and sit alone on public transit. 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭

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