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Internet Commentary with a side of side eye. 👀 Making sense of nonsense. If its ridiculous, I’m probably talking about it. Isaiah 40:31

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I don’t know what I expected….

I don’t know what I expected….

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🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 he’s so funny.

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 he’s so funny.

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That little girl was not getting away without her candy 🤣🤣.

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That little girl was not getting away without her candy 🤣🤣.

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This is literally how my Monday is going. 🤣🤣 What about you?

This is literally how my Monday is going. 🤣🤣 What about you?

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Hey guys, what do you think of this idea? 🤣🤣😭😭😭

Hey guys, what do you think of this idea? 🤣🤣😭😭😭

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If I saw this without context, I’d assume Moses had just wrapped up another plague. This is Hormuz Island, Iran not far from the Strait of Hormuz. The red color comes from really iron rich soil, but it actually looks like the sea turned to blood. 😳 Crazy stuff

If I saw this without context, I’d assume Moses had just wrapped up another plague. This is Hormuz Island, Iran not far from the Strait of Hormuz. The red color comes from really iron rich soil, but it actually looks like the sea turned to blood. 😳 Crazy stuff

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I feel this in my soul. 🤣😭

I feel this in my soul. 🤣😭

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That’s growing up for ya 🤷‍♀️. lol

That’s growing up for ya 🤷‍♀️. lol

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RIP Spirit Airlines ✈️🖤 You were never really a “$49 flight.” You were a $49 audition for a $180 flight with no legroom, no recline, and a $45 carry on fee that hit different at the gate. You didn’t sell seats. You sold hope. Chaotic, yellow, mildly turbulent hope. The knee room was a suggestion. The bag fee was a surprise. The delay was a given. And the gate area? A social experiment. Nothing brought strangers together quite like a 4 hour delay and one shared outlet. Sometimes too together. RIP to the man in terminal B who caught hands over a middle seat. We salute you. Spirit didn’t just have flights. They had ringside events. Fly high, Spirit. Or don’t. There’ll be an upcharge for altitude. 🫡

RIP Spirit Airlines ✈️🖤 You were never really a “$49 flight.” You were a $49 audition for a $180 flight with no legroom, no recline, and a $45 carry on fee that hit different at the gate. You didn’t sell seats. You sold hope. Chaotic, yellow, mildly turbulent hope. The knee room was a suggestion. The bag fee was a surprise. The delay was a given. And the gate area? A social experiment. Nothing brought strangers together quite like a 4 hour delay and one shared outlet. Sometimes too together. RIP to the man in terminal B who caught hands over a middle seat. We salute you. Spirit didn’t just have flights. They had ringside events. Fly high, Spirit. Or don’t. There’ll be an upcharge for altitude. 🫡

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So let me get this straight. A straight couple kissing is worth a hissy fit but old men can marry like girls and you’re allowed to 🍇 half the world?

So let me get this straight. A straight couple kissing is worth a hissy fit but old men can marry like girls and you’re allowed to 🍇 half the world?

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We charge our phones every night without being told. We reach for them before our feet hit the floor. We’d never go a day without one. Imagine if we gave the Word of God that same urgency.

We charge our phones every night without being told. We reach for them before our feet hit the floor. We’d never go a day without one. Imagine if we gave the Word of God that same urgency.

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Every dog brings three things… Love, cuddles and financial instability. 🤣😭

Every dog brings three things… Love, cuddles and financial instability. 🤣😭

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Is Madonna wearing a Madonna mask?

Is Madonna wearing a Madonna mask?

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The way this cracked me up 🤣🤣😭😭😭

The way this cracked me up 🤣🤣😭😭😭

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What on earth is this? 😳

What on earth is this? 😳

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The resemblance is uncanny… 🤣😭🤣🤣

The resemblance is uncanny… 🤣😭🤣🤣

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Good morning X fam! Are you excited for tonight’s space with Trump and Elon? 8pm EST Grab your popcorn and get ready! This space will break the internet!

Good morning X fam! Are you excited for tonight’s space with Trump and Elon? 8pm EST Grab your popcorn and get ready! This space will break the internet!

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If you laugh at this you’re going to Hell. I don’t make the rules.,

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If you laugh at this you’re going to Hell. I don’t make the rules.,

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Once you hear it this way it will never leave your mind 🤣🤣😭😭😭

Once you hear it this way it will never leave your mind 🤣🤣😭😭😭

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A few years ago in Jamaica I looked out the taxi window on our way to the beach and saw a man walking a donkey on a leash while smoking a joint. I had to do the double take. You know the one. Where you look away, then immediately look back because your brain refuses to accept what it just witnessed. 🤣 Well this video is kinda like that…

A few years ago in Jamaica I looked out the taxi window on our way to the beach and saw a man walking a donkey on a leash while smoking a joint. I had to do the double take. You know the one. Where you look away, then immediately look back because your brain refuses to accept what it just witnessed. 🤣 Well this video is kinda like that…

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This is a mantis shrimp. It may look small, but it delivers one of the fastest and most powerful strikes in the animal kingdom. Its punch is so fast it creates shock waves underwater and can crack shells that would stop most predators. Sometimes reality is more unbelievable than science fiction. What animal fact completely blew your mind the first time you learned it?

This is a mantis shrimp. It may look small, but it delivers one of the fastest and most powerful strikes in the animal kingdom. Its punch is so fast it creates shock waves underwater and can crack shells that would stop most predators. Sometimes reality is more unbelievable than science fiction. What animal fact completely blew your mind the first time you learned it?

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MIT built a robot that starts as a flat plastic sheet, folds itself into shape using heat, walks around on its own, then dissolves in liquid when it’s done. No assembly required. No cleanup required. It just leaves.

MIT built a robot that starts as a flat plastic sheet, folds itself into shape using heat, walks around on its own, then dissolves in liquid when it’s done. No assembly required. No cleanup required. It just leaves.

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This guy will have trouble sleeping for a long time. 🤣🤣😭🤭

This guy will have trouble sleeping for a long time. 🤣🤣😭🤭

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This stupid thing cost 80k. 🤣🤣😭😭 It doesn’t know not to walk into glass mirrors or how to cook an egg but it can say ,”Daddy chill” 🤣🤣😭😭🤦🏼‍♀️

This stupid thing cost 80k. 🤣🤣😭😭 It doesn’t know not to walk into glass mirrors or how to cook an egg but it can say ,”Daddy chill” 🤣🤣😭😭🤦🏼‍♀️

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is my favorite one yet! I love the baby videos.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is my favorite one yet! I love the baby videos.

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Imagine trying to kill spiders for a dear old lady and this kid shows up with no shirt, his hands on his hips and looking for a fight. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I love that he was trying to protect his gramma though. 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine trying to kill spiders for a dear old lady and this kid shows up with no shirt, his hands on his hips and looking for a fight. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I love that he was trying to protect his gramma though. 🤣🤣🤣

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Grumpy Old Men but they’re 200 years old tortoises and still beefing over the same girl from 1839. She’s long gone fellas 💀

Grumpy Old Men but they’re 200 years old tortoises and still beefing over the same girl from 1839. She’s long gone fellas 💀

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SNL making fun of the woke with a woke jeans commercial. 🤣😭😭😭

SNL making fun of the woke with a woke jeans commercial. 🤣😭😭😭

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There are two types of people in this world. One that thinks this is the beginning of a horror film and the other that would completely love to do this. Which are you?

There are two types of people in this world. One that thinks this is the beginning of a horror film and the other that would completely love to do this. Which are you?

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The song choice makes this 10x funnier. 😂

The song choice makes this 10x funnier. 😂

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He’s right, you couldn’t do this in Florida 🤣🤣🤣😭. You’d end up ☠️

He’s right, you couldn’t do this in Florida 🤣🤣🤣😭. You’d end up ☠️

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Mr Rogers helped Tupac write Hit Em Up? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We can’t trust anything we see anymore. Seriously 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

Mr Rogers helped Tupac write Hit Em Up? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We can’t trust anything we see anymore. Seriously 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

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This man on video asks what we should “do with” Trump supporters once Trump is gone …because he can’t see them as normal people anymore. This is the left’s real problem. 75 million Americans don’t stop being human because they voted differently than you. Dehumanizing people you disagree with isn’t righteousness. It’s a warning sign.

This man on video asks what we should “do with” Trump supporters once Trump is gone …because he can’t see them as normal people anymore. This is the left’s real problem. 75 million Americans don’t stop being human because they voted differently than you. Dehumanizing people you disagree with isn’t righteousness. It’s a warning sign.

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That little girl was not getting away without her candy 🤣🤣.

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That little girl was not getting away without her candy 🤣🤣.

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This guy has figured out life. He acts like a complete spaz so he can get some personal space and sit alone on public transit. 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭

This guy has figured out life. He acts like a complete spaz so he can get some personal space and sit alone on public transit. 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭

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The Rob Reiner death plot thickens… If someone has to pay $70,000 a month to get their child mental health care and they still end up ☠️ then maybe it’s time to reopen the psych wards. Just my thoughts

The Rob Reiner death plot thickens… If someone has to pay $70,000 a month to get their child mental health care and they still end up ☠️ then maybe it’s time to reopen the psych wards. Just my thoughts

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Trump should say this exact thing and watch how they react just so he can reveal later who said it first. 🤣

Trump should say this exact thing and watch how they react just so he can reveal later who said it first. 🤣

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Never forget when Democrats accuse you of not caring about women that Laken Riley fought off her attacker for 17 minutes before she 💀 and the policies THEY voted for caused it. She’s only one of many.

Never forget when Democrats accuse you of not caring about women that Laken Riley fought off her attacker for 17 minutes before she 💀 and the policies THEY voted for caused it. She’s only one of many.

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Yeah, I would be completely creeped out.

Yeah, I would be completely creeped out.

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