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When you tell women strangling children is illegal.

When you tell women strangling children is illegal.

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You pay for their food, housing and children so they can afford to scoot around Disney World.

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You pay for their food, housing and children so they can afford to scoot around Disney World.

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CEOs of companies making gym wear for whores.

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CEOs of companies making gym wear for whores.

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Let the soothing sounds of Enya lull you to sleep.

Let the soothing sounds of Enya lull you to sleep.

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Somewhere a father watches this, wipes away a tear and says “I told her this would happen.”

Somewhere a father watches this, wipes away a tear and says “I told her this would happen.”

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They literally turned cruises into ocean ghettos.

They literally turned cruises into ocean ghettos.

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Imagine having $200,000 in student debt and on your first job interview, the recruiter pulls this up.

Imagine having $200,000 in student debt and on your first job interview, the recruiter pulls this up.

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Number of weaves worn in this entire video: 0

Number of weaves worn in this entire video: 0

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A White woman moved into a new neighborhood and came home to her windows being smashed. She checked her security camera and saw this.

A White woman moved into a new neighborhood and came home to her windows being smashed. She checked her security camera and saw this.

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Their neighbor kept stealing so they left a Target bag full of dog shid out for her to steal…

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Their neighbor kept stealing so they left a Target bag full of dog shid out for her to steal…

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Chris Hansen says the movie painted him in such a negative light, we should look into the director…

Chris Hansen says the movie painted him in such a negative light, we should look into the director…

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Good God, stop renting these people jet skis!

Good God, stop renting these people jet skis!

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Loving America comes naturally to some people.

Loving America comes naturally to some people.

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>never supported for Lindsay Clancy >didn’t celebrate Charlie Kirk’s death

>never supported for Lindsay Clancy >didn’t celebrate Charlie Kirk’s death

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White people: *literally just exist* Black people:

White people: *literally just exist* Black people:

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If you’re selling something on FB Marketplace, have the buyer meet you at the police station. If they won’t, this is how they intend to pay you.

If you’re selling something on FB Marketplace, have the buyer meet you at the police station. If they won’t, this is how they intend to pay you.

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Black women: “White men make more than us!” Also black women:

Black women: “White men make more than us!” Also black women:

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Many such cases…

Many such cases…

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LINDSAY CLANCY WILL BE TRIED AGAIN FOR MURDER BECAUSE ONE MAN GOT A MISTRIAL!

LINDSAY CLANCY WILL BE TRIED AGAIN FOR MURDER BECAUSE ONE MAN GOT A MISTRIAL!

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POV: You’re literally just a White person existing.

POV: You’re literally just a White person existing.

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Do we really need eleventy million more of these?
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Do we really need eleventy million more of these?

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People really don’t give a shid about using the N-word in public anymore. Nature is healing.🌲🌞
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People really don’t give a shid about using the N-word in public anymore. Nature is healing.🌲🌞

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Indians will post TikToks like this and then have no idea why there is so much hatred for Indians…
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Indians will post TikToks like this and then have no idea why there is so much hatred for Indians…

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She emasculated her fiancé on TikTok to get that Cornell Jane Doe clout, so he dumped her fat azz! THIS IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST CRASHOUT!!!
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She emasculated her fiancé on TikTok to get that Cornell Jane Doe clout, so he dumped her fat azz! THIS IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST CRASHOUT!!!

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POV: Your property value just decreased by 90%.
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POV: Your property value just decreased by 90%.

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Please refresh my memory how Chris Hansen is the bad guy and not this man who showed up 2 days in a row with beer to bang a 13-year-old…
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Please refresh my memory how Chris Hansen is the bad guy and not this man who showed up 2 days in a row with beer to bang a 13-year-old…

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*an African migrant child steals bread in France* Literally me:
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*an African migrant child steals bread in France* Literally me:

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This woman is in the verge of strangling a toddler for spilling an iced coffee she left on the floor.🤬
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This woman is in the verge of strangling a toddler for spilling an iced coffee she left on the floor.🤬

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This is literal terrorism against the United States.
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This is literal terrorism against the United States.

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Vanity Fair took this down because an SNL cast member admits to sexually assaulting a child. 😬
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Vanity Fair took this down because an SNL cast member admits to sexually assaulting a child. 😬

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🚨BREAKING🚨 A black woman in Philadelphia won the July 4th Ben Franklin look-a-like contest.
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🚨BREAKING🚨 A black woman in Philadelphia won the July 4th Ben Franklin look-a-like contest.

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This is James Talarico’s campaign after today…
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This is James Talarico’s campaign after today…

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Indians are turning clean lakes into the Ganges.
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Indians are turning clean lakes into the Ganges.

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She has no job, cheated on her husband, lost all custody of her son, lives with parents, and she can’t understand why no one returns her calls…
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She has no job, cheated on her husband, lost all custody of her son, lives with parents, and she can’t understand why no one returns her calls…

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Porch pirates now follow FedEx delivery vans into nice neighborhoods to fight over your packages.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​..
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Porch pirates now follow FedEx delivery vans into nice neighborhoods to fight over your packages.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​..

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This black woman demands that she be let into the front of the plane before the line even moves. This gentleman behind her expresses his fatigue.
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This black woman demands that she be let into the front of the plane before the line even moves. This gentleman behind her expresses his fatigue.

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People who’ve been here for 15 minutes behave better than some who’ve been here 400 years…
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People who’ve been here for 15 minutes behave better than some who’ve been here 400 years…

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This is how countries become low trust societies.
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This is how countries become low trust societies.

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POV: Your mall is about to go out of business.
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POV: Your mall is about to go out of business.

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Name another group of people this entitled…
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Name another group of people this entitled…

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