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Ricky Saints just had the worst pro wrestling debut of all time. - No Pop and boo'd - Effeminate posing - Shorter than Danhausen - Botched promo WWE need to sign a talent who doesn't look like a fan got granted Make-A-Wish.

Ricky Saints just had the worst pro wrestling debut of all time. - No Pop and boo'd - Effeminate posing - Shorter than Danhausen - Botched promo WWE need to sign a talent who doesn't look like a fan got granted Make-A-Wish.

1,034,210 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Danhausen just had the worst WWE debut of all time: - Weeks of hype for an unknown indy - Built like a middle-school geek - Shorter than the backup dancers - Boo'd by the crowd What a slap in the face the crate mystery climax was...

Danhausen just had the worst WWE debut of all time: - Weeks of hype for an unknown indy - Built like a middle-school geek - Shorter than the backup dancers - Boo'd by the crowd What a slap in the face the crate mystery climax was...

1,637,779 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

WWE just buried the Randy Orton x Cody Rhodes feud after only one week: - Pavlovian joy from entrance music - Branded mic - Arena lights full blast - Randy reciting theme lyrics There was absolutely zero grit to this promo and didn't embody Orton's turn.

WWE just buried the Randy Orton x Cody Rhodes feud after only one week: - Pavlovian joy from entrance music - Branded mic - Arena lights full blast - Randy reciting theme lyrics There was absolutely zero grit to this promo and didn't embody Orton's turn.

1,278,744 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

WWE just ruined a perfectly good Brock Lesnar return: - The 20 masked men nobody likes - Brock solos the entire group but Michael Cole doesn't even react - Oba Femi appears for no reason - Oba buries Brock on his return WrestleMania angle down the toilet

WWE just ruined a perfectly good Brock Lesnar return: - The 20 masked men nobody likes - Brock solos the entire group but Michael Cole doesn't even react - Oba Femi appears for no reason - Oba buries Brock on his return WrestleMania angle down the toilet

1,342,512 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Cody Rhodes PR is in overdrive on SmackDown to salvage his career: - Overwhelming boos muted - Sing-along piped in - Randy Orton turning supervillain - Cody no-selling steel-on-steel headshot They're trying to gaslight us in order to get Rhodes over.

1,299,900 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

AJ Lee's "Therapy" promo will go down as potentially the worst promo of all time. AJ had a decade's worth of mystique built up and demolished it all in 15 minutes. There was nothing left of her character after that and the run needed to end asap.

AJ Lee's "Therapy" promo will go down as potentially the worst promo of all time. AJ had a decade's worth of mystique built up and demolished it all in 15 minutes. There was nothing left of her character after that and the run needed to end asap.

520,240 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Cody Rhodes just hit a new low returning to crutching on Dusty's name: - Immediately namedrops host city - Repeats same catchphrase twice - Needs Father invoked for story - Dog-walked by Stephanie McMahon Cody cannot cut a promo and is simply not a star.

Cody Rhodes just hit a new low returning to crutching on Dusty's name: - Immediately namedrops host city - Repeats same catchphrase twice - Needs Father invoked for story - Dog-walked by Stephanie McMahon Cody cannot cut a promo and is simply not a star.

896,787 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

The Rhea Ripley x Jade Cargill feud just hit a new, sad low: - Rhea is screechy & unintelligible - Can't monologue more than 20 secs - Jade isn't even there - Iyo's acting crashes whole promo down Nobody in this angle belongs at WrestleMania.

The Rhea Ripley x Jade Cargill feud just hit a new, sad low: - Rhea is screechy & unintelligible - Can't monologue more than 20 secs - Jade isn't even there - Iyo's acting crashes whole promo down Nobody in this angle belongs at WrestleMania.

592,259 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

The Rhea Ripley vs Jade Cargill feud just somehow went from bad to worse: - Jade brings stooges nobody cares for - All awkwardly talking over each other - Crowd booing it all to heck - "You're not even a person on SmackDown" This is a race to the bottom.

The Rhea Ripley vs Jade Cargill feud just somehow went from bad to worse: - Jade brings stooges nobody cares for - All awkwardly talking over each other - Crowd booing it all to heck - "You're not even a person on SmackDown" This is a race to the bottom.

599,313 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Couldn't get a single Stranger Things cast member to even attend their show and instead open Raw with Michael Cole struggling to exit a van then tell everyone how old he is. The entire WWE creative department needs to be cleared out —embarrassingly awful.

Couldn't get a single Stranger Things cast member to even attend their show and instead open Raw with Michael Cole struggling to exit a van then tell everyone how old he is. The entire WWE creative department needs to be cleared out —embarrassingly awful.

1,314,692 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

We just witnessed the best WWE segment in two years: - Attitude Era elevated as the standard - Vanilla grap merchants buried - Cody Rhodes battered with a chair Randy Orton & Pat McAfee are going to resurrect Sports Entertainment!

We just witnessed the best WWE segment in two years: - Attitude Era elevated as the standard - Vanilla grap merchants buried - Cody Rhodes battered with a chair Randy Orton & Pat McAfee are going to resurrect Sports Entertainment!

512,154 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Rhea Ripley just got the worst reaction for a promo line ever. I think the crowd actually got quieter after she said it —a Negative Pop 😭 Jade Cargill vs Rhea Ripley is the worst WrestleMania title feud of all time.

Rhea Ripley just got the worst reaction for a promo line ever. I think the crowd actually got quieter after she said it —a Negative Pop 😭 Jade Cargill vs Rhea Ripley is the worst WrestleMania title feud of all time.

592,704 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Who the heck gets on the mic a day after the biggest, most influential icon your industry ever had passes away and opens with "it's complicated"?? There's nothing complicated about paying tribute, Cody —why even acknowledge the marks at all? #SmackDown

Who the heck gets on the mic a day after the biggest, most influential icon your industry ever had passes away and opens with "it's complicated"?? There's nothing complicated about paying tribute, Cody —why even acknowledge the marks at all? #SmackDown

2,336,732 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

When you're having to keep returning to the arena to perform vanilla taunts & crutch on profanity, it's obvious there's no heat & the harder you try, the lamer you look —the heat on Gunther has already cooled and John Cena tapping was for nothing. #wweRaw

When you're having to keep returning to the arena to perform vanilla taunts & crutch on profanity, it's obvious there's no heat & the harder you try, the lamer you look —the heat on Gunther has already cooled and John Cena tapping was for nothing. #wweRaw

967,583 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

AJ Lee is washed on the mic like her husband - Vapid insubstantial promo - Has to keep prompting crowd to react - Crowd not even bothered to WHAT? - Ends without anyone challenging her AJ should have just stayed home; not even her fans want to hear this.

AJ Lee is washed on the mic like her husband - Vapid insubstantial promo - Has to keep prompting crowd to react - Crowd not even bothered to WHAT? - Ends without anyone challenging her AJ should have just stayed home; not even her fans want to hear this.

484,431 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

We're witnessing the complete collapse of CM Punk in real time: - Awkward silences mid-promo - Namedrops Roman every other word - "I respect you" - Promo ends before it gets started Punk is nothing on his own anymore and needs Reigns to stay relevant.

We're witnessing the complete collapse of CM Punk in real time: - Awkward silences mid-promo - Namedrops Roman every other word - "I respect you" - Promo ends before it gets started Punk is nothing on his own anymore and needs Reigns to stay relevant.

432,226 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

WWE fumbled the generational angle between Cody Rhodes & Randy Orton: - Lazy production - Padding with washed wrestlers - Padding with celebrity guests - Repetitive GM & security spot Yet another WrestleMania match everyone's no longer hyped for.

WWE fumbled the generational angle between Cody Rhodes & Randy Orton: - Lazy production - Padding with washed wrestlers - Padding with celebrity guests - Repetitive GM & security spot Yet another WrestleMania match everyone's no longer hyped for.

329,843 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

#SurvivorSeries Even prime John Cena and Hulk Hogan would have been too embarrassed to take several blows from a baseball bat and get straight back up. She might as well be billed as Rhea John Hogan Ripley from now because this is getting ludicrous 🤦

#SurvivorSeries Even prime John Cena and Hulk Hogan would have been too embarrassed to take several blows from a baseball bat and get straight back up. She might as well be billed as Rhea John Hogan Ripley from now because this is getting ludicrous 🤦

2,102,713 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

🌶️ Hot Take: Michael Cole doesn't belong in the WWE Hall of Fame. He's never brought anything to the product and consistently undersells. Cole being on the same pedestal as Jim Ross would be a travesty.

🌶️ Hot Take: Michael Cole doesn't belong in the WWE Hall of Fame. He's never brought anything to the product and consistently undersells. Cole being on the same pedestal as Jim Ross would be a travesty.

218,342 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Rhea Ripley & Jade Cargill just cut the worst WrestleMania promo of all time: Jade: - "My arms are bigger than yours" - "My legs are bigger than yours" Rhea: - "I agree your body is big" - "I work out so I can wrestle" What did I just listen to?...

Rhea Ripley & Jade Cargill just cut the worst WrestleMania promo of all time: Jade: - "My arms are bigger than yours" - "My legs are bigger than yours" Rhea: - "I agree your body is big" - "I work out so I can wrestle" What did I just listen to?...

252,340 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten