George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat

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My name is George. I am the senior mouse catcher and I “work” at Stourbridge Junction railway station. *not all quotes are my own- but quoted with love

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George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat

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Poor Woolly George has been forcibly retired from his postbox topper following another act of vandalism. You’d think he’d be allowed a little rest and recuperation in the ticket office. But NO! The FC has already found him a job!

When being filmed for television, always ensure you have a readily supply of dirt in which to roll about in

CUPCAKES? I PREFER MINE PRE-SQUASHED. 🧁🐈 I spotted a box of cupcakes and immediately identified a serious problem. The lid was far too flat and comfortable. Naturally, I sat on it. I believe this is what the FC is now referring to as “The Great Cupcake Incident.”

Thank you friends Every like, share &amp; kind word has carried me further than any train ever could. Because of YOU, I have a name on the tracks &amp; a place in so many hearts. Thank mew for making this station cat feel truly loved West Midlands Railway #AllTogether

I was told I’d been given a doughnut. I would like to report a serious discrepancy between the description and the goods received. No chicken. No gravy. Not even edible. ⭐ 0/5 Would like to speak to the catering department.

Throwback to the day I came in looking like I’d spent my lunch break servicing the little town car 139 Whatever happened, the investigation remains ongoing. I continue to deny everything. 🧡🐈

Back Car Park Security Update: Suspicious piece of packing twine has been apprehended. It resisted arrest. I had to use my teefs. 🐈🚨

Indoor enrichment and advanced feather response training is an essential part of my role within the ticket office. Current skill level: Excellent pouncing. Questionable professionalism.

When somebody kicks the ball down the alleyway… muggins gets volunteered as the designated retrieval specialist.

The current menu selection is unacceptable and I will therefore continue shouting about it until the correct food appears. Thank you for your attention to this urgent matter.

Nothing quite beats an afternoon massage &amp; pamper session after a busy morning running the station 🧡

Making my escape after enforced cuddles

Clause 17b of the Station Cat Employment Agreement clearly states: Face massages must be provided upon request or demand Please note Russell is simply fulfilling his contractual obligations. Carry on, Russell. Do not stop. 🐾

I don’t know who opened the mackerel… but I will be finishing it. Monched it….. #CatsOfTwitter

Of course I didn’t flinch when I knocked the T- key off with my tail I was otherwise engaged

Supervising sunshine levels, guarding the bins, and soaking up a well-earned glow… multitasking at its finest. Treato breaks will be taken as required.

In my memories today Bing- Bong!! “CODE 4 PAWS!!” Can all station personnel attend immediately - we have an intruder within the station perimeter * Do not bring treatos this is not a drill

Thank you for new blankie….. ❤️ It is very swish and also very very comfy

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🐾 WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME! 📺🐈 From platform pawtrols to BBC Midlands Today! Yes, yours truly has been on the telly this evening, talking about my book and my song! Not bad for a ginger bloke who spends most of his working day asleep. 😂 Here’s my moment of fame!

🎶👑 WORLD PREMIERE! 👑🎶 My own train. My own book. And now… MY OWN SONG! 😂🐈 Wonderful Sven in Germany 🇩🇪 has created “The Ginger King of Platform One” just for me! Such extraordinary kindness. 🧡 Turn up the volume! International Recording Superstar. Obviously. 🎤

A Senior Mouse Catcher should arrive for duty calmly, professionally and at a speed that suggests he is being paid by the metre. I’ll get there when I get there. POV: Your shift started five minutes ago, but you’ve got 109 Employee of the Month awards and therefore fear nobody

Someone on the team thought it would be highly amusing to reshare this video from 3 years ago when I was informed that I had a vet appointment &amp; treatos were temporarily suspended As you can clearly hear from the footage, I expressed my thoughts on the matter very calmly

Apparently, it’s all fun and games until the third breakfast makes a reappearance

Angie brought chicken Excellent understanding of railway etiquette and the correct procedure for visiting a Senior Mouse Catcher Chicken presented, inspected and accepted. 10/10. Would permit entry again. FC- please cut into smaller chunks

A sneaky boop was administered

Russell has been reminded that his job description now includes Head Massage Technician to the Senior Mouse Catcher. Pressure: acceptable. Technique: satisfactory. Duration: nowhere near long enough. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ George

It’s meownself 🧡

3 years ago today: my Emotional Support Cone™️ began its vital work. Everyone needs emotional support. Mine just happens to be highly visible, weatherproof, and compliant with railway safety standards. We’ve been through a lot together. Mostly car park duties

This was on my memories today from three years ago As Ian who is Ian and not Dad Ian claims to be the most handsome boy. I will just occupy myself with these boxes. *being vocal, demanding treats for box release We all miss Ian very much 🧡 #CatsOfTwitter

Throw back Thursday Four years ago, during a heatwave, I relocated my supervisory duties to the warm car park. The FC called it “slacking off.” I called it temperature-based operational repositioning. We agreed to disagree.

Clear the turning circle, please. I’m trying to create a mild inconvenience for everyone as I’ve got some very important sitting to do. Move along please… nothing to see here. I’m about to become the obstruction.

I don’t know why everyone gets so excited. I climb up. The office likes to demonstrate its vocal range by collectively shouting: “GET DOWN, GEORGE!” I stay up. It’s a game we all seem to enjoy. #CatsOfTwitter

You know that feeling when you’re in bed and you’ve got one foot sticking out &amp; think that the bogeyman from under the bed has just touched your foot.........

Just a check up at the vets Now… I don’t wish to be dramatic… but I feel that term was used… quite loosely. There was… unexpected interaction… …and what I can only describe as… an overly familiar thermometer. I may also… become mysteriously unavailable at 17:50.

Slightly damp back car park duties… I didn’t sign up for soggy beans or surprise puddles. The sky is leaking Treatos may improve morale.

Please do not disturb I am having a deeply personal salad experience. Just one distinguished little orange gentleman becoming emotionally invested in a salad * When your emotional support salad exceeds expectations

A stronger exhale is required- apparently #CatsOfTwitter

Thank you friends Every like, share & kind word has carried me further than any train ever could. Because of YOU, I have a name on the tracks & a place in so many hearts. Thank mew for making this station cat feel truly loved West Midlands Railway #AllTogether

Nothing quite beats an afternoon massage & pamper session after a busy morning running the station 🧡

Someone on the team thought it would be highly amusing to reshare this video from 3 years ago when I was informed that I had a vet appointment & treatos were temporarily suspended As you can clearly hear from the footage, I expressed my thoughts on the matter very calmly

You know that feeling when you’re in bed and you’ve got one foot sticking out & think that the bogeyman from under the bed has just touched your foot.........