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🚨𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗦: in Segunda División again. Albacete’s José Corpas caught Sabadell’s Quadri Liameed with a full overhead kick to the head. Straight red. Liameed was rushed to hospital by ambulance. Hope he makes a full recovery. 🙏🏽

🚨𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗦: in Segunda División again. Albacete’s José Corpas caught Sabadell’s Quadri Liameed with a full overhead kick to the head. Straight red. Liameed was rushed to hospital by ambulance. Hope he makes a full recovery. 🙏🏽

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🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Inter Miami fans have now turned on Leo Messi after leading them to just 4 wins in 21 games since he returned from the World Cup. Brutal end to a forced debate. 🥲

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Inter Miami fans have now turned on Leo Messi after leading them to just 4 wins in 21 games since he returned from the World Cup. Brutal end to a forced debate. 🥲

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🚨🎥 Alexis Mac Allister provoking the Arsenal players and then playing the victim. Typical Argentine behavior. 🤡🇦🇷

🚨🎥 Alexis Mac Allister provoking the Arsenal players and then playing the victim. Typical Argentine behavior. 🤡🇦🇷

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🚨 BRUNO FERNANDES ARE YOU MAD?? 🤯😮‍💨🇵🇹

🚨 BRUNO FERNANDES ARE YOU MAD?? 🤯😮‍💨🇵🇹

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🚨Lionel Messi's final kick in an Argentine shirt. 🇦🇷

🚨Lionel Messi's final kick in an Argentine shirt. 🇦🇷

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🚨🎃 𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Someone dressed as a thief in an Argentina Messi jersey holding a World Cup trophy. This is the legacy he’d leave behind. 🇦🇷🥷

🚨🎃 𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Someone dressed as a thief in an Argentina Messi jersey holding a World Cup trophy. This is the legacy he’d leave behind. 🇦🇷🥷

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🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo and Nuno Mendes seems like they are mimicking a player! Any guesses? 🫣

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo and Nuno Mendes seems like they are mimicking a player! Any guesses? 🫣

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🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo ignoring Roberto Martinez and rightfully so! 🇵🇹

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo ignoring Roberto Martinez and rightfully so! 🇵🇹

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🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗗: Ever wondered how football apps update live scores so fast they often beat the TV? Here’s how. 😳

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗗: Ever wondered how football apps update live scores so fast they often beat the TV? Here’s how. 😳

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🚨🚨 Rasmus Højlund hits the ‘SIUU’ after scoring against Portugal. Honor. ❤️🇩🇰

🚨🚨 Rasmus Højlund hits the ‘SIUU’ after scoring against Portugal. Honor. ❤️🇩🇰

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🚨🔙 When Raphinha took away the Real Madrid's medical bag during the 2025 Supercopa final whilst Mbappé was being treated. 👎🏼🇧🇷

🚨🔙 When Raphinha took away the Real Madrid's medical bag during the 2025 Supercopa final whilst Mbappé was being treated. 👎🏼🇧🇷

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🚨🎥 Was the referee too harsh for giving Gravenberch another yellow and sending him off? 🤔🟥

🚨🎥 Was the referee too harsh for giving Gravenberch another yellow and sending him off? 🤔🟥

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🚨🎥 Tolu Arokodare scores on his Ajax debut and hit the SIUU cele. 😅

🚨🎥 Tolu Arokodare scores on his Ajax debut and hit the SIUU cele. 😅

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🚨🎥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛: Argentina eFootball duo hits the "SIUU" after qualifying for the Continental Championship final.

🚨🎥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛: Argentina eFootball duo hits the "SIUU" after qualifying for the Continental Championship final.

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🚨⚽️ 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟: HATTRICK FOR CRISTIANO RONALDO! WHAT A PERFORMANCE! Goal #985 🐐🌟

🚨⚽️ 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟: HATTRICK FOR CRISTIANO RONALDO! WHAT A PERFORMANCE! Goal #985 🐐🌟

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🚨🎥 Cristiano Ronaldo provoking the linesman after his goal. “Cancel this, cancel this.” 😤🇵🇹

🚨🎥 Cristiano Ronaldo provoking the linesman after his goal. “Cancel this, cancel this.” 😤🇵🇹

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🚨🚨 WATCH: Joao Cancelo fouls Diomande in the build up to Raphinha’s goal yet no card was shown. 😳❌

🚨🚨 WATCH: Joao Cancelo fouls Diomande in the build up to Raphinha’s goal yet no card was shown. 😳❌

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🚨😳 Spaniards calling the rat Messi while celebrating their World Cup triumph. 🗣️🎉

🚨😳 Spaniards calling the rat Messi while celebrating their World Cup triumph. 🗣️🎉

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🚨🎥 Virginia (Vinicius Jr's girlfriend) with her 'gay' friend who is also her personal trainer. 😶

🚨🎥 Virginia (Vinicius Jr's girlfriend) with her 'gay' friend who is also her personal trainer. 😶

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🚨 An Argentine TV presenter called Messi a “FIFA boy” and a “marketing product” live on air — in his own country after he announced his retirement. 😳🇦🇷

🚨 An Argentine TV presenter called Messi a “FIFA boy” and a “marketing product” live on air — in his own country after he announced his retirement. 😳🇦🇷

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🚨🗣️ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked: “When Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. That’s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.” 🇦🇷🫣

🚨🗣️ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked: “When Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. That’s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.” 🇦🇷🫣

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🚨🎥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛: This is how Barcelona pulled off their infamous ʻRemontadaʼ against PSG. This is what Unai Emery meant by "non sports side", even their greatest moments are full of scandals. 🤐

🚨🎥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛: This is how Barcelona pulled off their infamous ʻRemontadaʼ against PSG. This is what Unai Emery meant by "non sports side", even their greatest moments are full of scandals. 🤐

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🚨🚨 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: A black player was beaten and violated for celebrating a goal in Argentina. 🤮🇦🇷 SAY NO TO RACISM. ❌

🚨🚨 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: A black player was beaten and violated for celebrating a goal in Argentina. 🤮🇦🇷 SAY NO TO RACISM. ❌

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The difference between the UCL intros in FIFA 23 and PES 13 is INSANE. And to think, PES 13 came out 14 years ago. 😳

The difference between the UCL intros in FIFA 23 and PES 13 is INSANE. And to think, PES 13 came out 14 years ago. 😳

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🚨𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Earlier this MLS season, Lionel Messi assaulted NYCFC assistant coach Mehdi Ballouchy by slapping him on the neck. Mehdi Ballouchy was fined $1000 and suspended for 2 MLS regular games. 🤯

🚨𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Earlier this MLS season, Lionel Messi assaulted NYCFC assistant coach Mehdi Ballouchy by slapping him on the neck. Mehdi Ballouchy was fined $1000 and suspended for 2 MLS regular games. 🤯

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🚨🔙 Cristiano Ronaldo swept all the awards in 2008, no player has ever done this. 🇵🇹🐐

🚨🔙 Cristiano Ronaldo swept all the awards in 2008, no player has ever done this. 🇵🇹🐐

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🚨🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗘: FIFA released a SHOCKING video from referee’s cam AGAINST Infantino’s wishes. Slavko Vinčić 🗣️: “Messi control Paredes, control Paredes, he has yellow, I don’t wanna send him off.” 🤯 Was it really set up to favour Argentina? 🤔

🚨🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗔𝗚𝗘: FIFA released a SHOCKING video from referee’s cam AGAINST Infantino’s wishes. Slavko Vinčić 🗣️: “Messi control Paredes, control Paredes, he has yellow, I don’t wanna send him off.” 🤯 Was it really set up to favour Argentina? 🤔

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🚨🤳 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Joselu posted this on his Instagram story. 😂🇪🇸

🚨🤳 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Joselu posted this on his Instagram story. 😂🇪🇸

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🚨🎥 Would Mbappe give Mourinho this type of joy on UCL nights? 🤔

🚨🎥 Would Mbappe give Mourinho this type of joy on UCL nights? 🤔

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🚨💣 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗: Sunday Oliseh, the Nigerian football legend recalls how frustrating and difficult it was playing with Jay-Jay Okocha. Also how Taribo West almost beat him up for his “useless” dribbles. 😳🇳🇬

🚨💣 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗: Sunday Oliseh, the Nigerian football legend recalls how frustrating and difficult it was playing with Jay-Jay Okocha. Also how Taribo West almost beat him up for his “useless” dribbles. 😳🇳🇬

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🚨🇪🇸 Nico Williams: “I’ve already played against all my idols” Lamine Yamal: “Have you played vs Messi?” Nico Williams: “No but HE’S NOT MY IDOL” His idol is Cristiano Ronaldo, he’s said it many times. 👏🏻🇵🇹

🚨🇪🇸 Nico Williams: “I’ve already played against all my idols” Lamine Yamal: “Have you played vs Messi?” Nico Williams: “No but HE’S NOT MY IDOL” His idol is Cristiano Ronaldo, he’s said it many times. 👏🏻🇵🇹

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🚨🗣️ Diego Maradona in 2017: “Messi is not better than Cristiano, He’s not a leader. Cristiano Ronaldo is a leader, an animal. I wish he was Argentine.” Even Argentina’s greatest knows the GOAT. 🐐🇵🇹

🚨🗣️ Diego Maradona in 2017: “Messi is not better than Cristiano, He’s not a leader. Cristiano Ronaldo is a leader, an animal. I wish he was Argentine.” Even Argentina’s greatest knows the GOAT. 🐐🇵🇹

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🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: Fabrizio Romano has made 70 Posts in 26 Days about Lamine Yamal! An average of almost 3 posts a day! Is Fabrizio Romano a true journalist or a Lamine Yamal propagandist? 🤔

🚨𝗡𝗘𝗪: Fabrizio Romano has made 70 Posts in 26 Days about Lamine Yamal! An average of almost 3 posts a day! Is Fabrizio Romano a true journalist or a Lamine Yamal propagandist? 🤔

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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Kevin Durant greets Rodri and De la Fuente while completely ignoring Messi. 🤯

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Kevin Durant greets Rodri and De la Fuente while completely ignoring Messi. 🤯

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🚨 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘: France football had planned to award the SUPER BALLON D'OR to B.O.A.T vote winnner but changed their mind once they saw Cristiano Ronaldo winning! Cristiano Ronaldo was spot on with this speech. 🔥👏🏻 Chase the truth 1win

🚨 𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘: France football had planned to award the SUPER BALLON D'OR to B.O.A.T vote winnner but changed their mind once they saw Cristiano Ronaldo winning! Cristiano Ronaldo was spot on with this speech. 🔥👏🏻 Chase the truth 1win

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🚨 Look at Thierry Henry's reaction after Zlatan absolutely destroys Alexi Lalas! 😳

🚨 Look at Thierry Henry's reaction after Zlatan absolutely destroys Alexi Lalas! 😳

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🚨 How did the referee give Argentina the foul here? 😂🇦🇷

🚨 How did the referee give Argentina the foul here? 😂🇦🇷

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🚨 All of Argentina's controversial calls in the World Cup so far. 🇦🇷🤥

🚨 All of Argentina's controversial calls in the World Cup so far. 🇦🇷🤥

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Back when footballers played with testosterone

Back when footballers played with testosterone

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🚨𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: The refree didn't give penalty to France for this foul and instead gave a yellow to Marcus Thuram in the World Cup final. 🫣❌

🚨𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: The refree didn't give penalty to France for this foul and instead gave a yellow to Marcus Thuram in the World Cup final. 🫣❌

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