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๐Ÿšจ๐——๐—”๐—ก๐—š๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฆ ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฆ: in Segunda Divisiรณn again. Albaceteโ€™s Josรฉ Corpas caught Sabadellโ€™s Quadri Liameed with a full overhead kick to the head. Straight red. Liameed was rushed to hospital by ambulance. Hope he makes a full recovery. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

๐Ÿšจ๐——๐—”๐—ก๐—š๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฆ ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—˜๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฆ: in Segunda Divisiรณn again. Albaceteโ€™s Josรฉ Corpas caught Sabadellโ€™s Quadri Liameed with a full overhead kick to the head. Straight red. Liameed was rushed to hospital by ambulance. Hope he makes a full recovery. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

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๐Ÿšจ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: Inter Miami fans have now turned on Leo Messi after leading them to just 4 wins in 21 games since he returned from the World Cup. Brutal end to a forced debate. ๐Ÿฅฒ

๐Ÿšจ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: Inter Miami fans have now turned on Leo Messi after leading them to just 4 wins in 21 games since he returned from the World Cup. Brutal end to a forced debate. ๐Ÿฅฒ

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Alexis Mac Allister provoking the Arsenal players and then playing the victim. Typical Argentine behavior. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Alexis Mac Allister provoking the Arsenal players and then playing the victim. Typical Argentine behavior. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

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๐Ÿšจ BRUNO FERNANDES ARE YOU MAD?? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

๐Ÿšจ BRUNO FERNANDES ARE YOU MAD?? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

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๐ŸšจLionel Messi's final kick in an Argentine shirt. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

๐ŸšจLionel Messi's final kick in an Argentine shirt. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽƒ ๐—›๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ช๐—˜๐—˜๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—–๐—œ๐—”๐—Ÿ: Someone dressed as a thief in an Argentina Messi jersey holding a World Cup trophy. This is the legacy heโ€™d leave behind. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿฅท

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽƒ ๐—›๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ช๐—˜๐—˜๐—ก ๐—ฆ๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—–๐—œ๐—”๐—Ÿ: Someone dressed as a thief in an Argentina Messi jersey holding a World Cup trophy. This is the legacy heโ€™d leave behind. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿฅท

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Cristiano Ronaldo and Nuno Mendes seems like they are mimicking a player! Any guesses? ๐Ÿซฃ

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Cristiano Ronaldo and Nuno Mendes seems like they are mimicking a player! Any guesses? ๐Ÿซฃ

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๐Ÿšจ Cristiano Ronaldo ignoring Roberto Martinez and rightfully so! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

๐Ÿšจ Cristiano Ronaldo ignoring Roberto Martinez and rightfully so! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

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๐Ÿšจ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐——: Ever wondered how football apps update live scores so fast they often beat the TV? Hereโ€™s how. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

๐Ÿšจ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐——: Ever wondered how football apps update live scores so fast they often beat the TV? Hereโ€™s how. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Rasmus Hรธjlund hits the โ€˜SIUUโ€™ after scoring against Portugal. Honor. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Rasmus Hรธjlund hits the โ€˜SIUUโ€™ after scoring against Portugal. Honor. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”™ When Raphinha took away the Real Madrid's medical bag during the 2025 Supercopa final whilst Mbappรฉ was being treated. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”™ When Raphinha took away the Real Madrid's medical bag during the 2025 Supercopa final whilst Mbappรฉ was being treated. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Was the referee too harsh for giving Gravenberch another yellow and sending him off? ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŸฅ

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Was the referee too harsh for giving Gravenberch another yellow and sending him off? ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŸฅ

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Tolu Arokodare scores on his Ajax debut and hit the SIUU cele. ๐Ÿ˜…

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Tolu Arokodare scores on his Ajax debut and hit the SIUU cele. ๐Ÿ˜…

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—›: Argentina eFootball duo hits the "SIUU" after qualifying for the Continental Championship final.

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—›: Argentina eFootball duo hits the "SIUU" after qualifying for the Continental Championship final.

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๐Ÿšจโšฝ๏ธ ๐—š๐—ข๐—”๐—Ÿ: HATTRICK FOR CRISTIANO RONALDO! WHAT A PERFORMANCE! Goal #985 ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒŸ

๐Ÿšจโšฝ๏ธ ๐—š๐—ข๐—”๐—Ÿ: HATTRICK FOR CRISTIANO RONALDO! WHAT A PERFORMANCE! Goal #985 ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒŸ

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ˜ณ Spaniards calling the rat Messi while celebrating their World Cup triumph. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ˜ณ Spaniards calling the rat Messi while celebrating their World Cup triumph. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ WATCH: Joao Cancelo fouls Diomande in the build up to Raphinhaโ€™s goal yet no card was shown. ๐Ÿ˜ณโŒ

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ WATCH: Joao Cancelo fouls Diomande in the build up to Raphinhaโ€™s goal yet no card was shown. ๐Ÿ˜ณโŒ

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Virginia (Vinicius Jr's girlfriend) with her 'gay' friend who is also her personal trainer. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Virginia (Vinicius Jr's girlfriend) with her 'gay' friend who is also her personal trainer. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Cristiano Ronaldo provoking the linesman after his goal. โ€œCancel this, cancel this.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽฅ Cristiano Ronaldo provoking the linesman after his goal. โ€œCancel this, cancel this.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

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๐Ÿšจ An Argentine TV presenter called Messi a โ€œFIFA boyโ€ and a โ€œmarketing productโ€ live on air โ€” in his own country after he announced his retirement. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

๐Ÿšจ An Argentine TV presenter called Messi a โ€œFIFA boyโ€ and a โ€œmarketing productโ€ live on air โ€” in his own country after he announced his retirement. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

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