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Ancient Greek supremacist. English country squire supremacist. Tea supremacist. Raw meat supremacist. Wirral supremacist. Blue-eye supremacist.

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I've made a video showing what that fellow would probably have looked like. Your depiction is not quite faithful to the physiognomy of the bust, nor, for that matter, remotely attractive. A capital effort, to be sure, but what follows is a more serious approximation.

I've made a video showing what that fellow would probably have looked like. Your depiction is not quite faithful to the physiognomy of the bust, nor, for that matter, remotely attractive. A capital effort, to be sure, but what follows is a more serious approximation.

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Bronze Age Pervert recites my biography. (Abridged version of a longer video.)

Bronze Age Pervert recites my biography. (Abridged version of a longer video.)

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There's something fundamentally unnatural about an aristocrat being forced to manufacture his own mystique by hand. What I want, more than anything, is the sort of "intro" sequence that appears at the beginning of a non-existent TV show about myself, but, owing to a regrettable failure on the part of civilisation, nobody has offered to manufacture one for me. Consequently, I'm reduced to the humiliating necessity of producing the dashed video myself. It's rather like being obliged to butter one's own toast: a perfectly survivable indignity, to be sure, but one which nevertheless strikes a devastating blow against the very roots of civilised existence when inflicted on a man of my peculiarly delicate temperament.

There's something fundamentally unnatural about an aristocrat being forced to manufacture his own mystique by hand. What I want, more than anything, is the sort of "intro" sequence that appears at the beginning of a non-existent TV show about myself, but, owing to a regrettable failure on the part of civilisation, nobody has offered to manufacture one for me. Consequently, I'm reduced to the humiliating necessity of producing the dashed video myself. It's rather like being obliged to butter one's own toast: a perfectly survivable indignity, to be sure, but one which nevertheless strikes a devastating blow against the very roots of civilised existence when inflicted on a man of my peculiarly delicate temperament.

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