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How do you lose your head so badly that you’re actually tempted to punch the referee? 😭😭 Ronaldo is not a real person, man.

How do you lose your head so badly that you’re actually tempted to punch the referee? 😭😭 Ronaldo is not a real person, man.

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🚨EXCLUSIVE! 💣🇮🇹 Riccardo Calafiori has just REJECTED Real Madrid. He told Florentino Perez “You can sign me on FIFA” 🤯😳 [@FanbrizioRomano]

🚨EXCLUSIVE! 💣🇮🇹 Riccardo Calafiori has just REJECTED Real Madrid. He told Florentino Perez “You can sign me on FIFA” 🤯😳 [@FanbrizioRomano]

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🚨🎥 | A footage showing Real Madrid players watching the Newcastle vs Arsenal (1-2) game has surfaced online. 😮‍💨🤩 cc: jstherexistin

🚨🎥 | A footage showing Real Madrid players watching the Newcastle vs Arsenal (1-2) game has surfaced online. 😮‍💨🤩 cc: jstherexistin

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I swear they are so evil 😭😭

I swear they are so evil 😭😭

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Messi and Ronaldo did the exact same thing. One got applause, the other got booked. Somehow, the system always seems to go against him 😭💔

Messi and Ronaldo did the exact same thing. One got applause, the other got booked. Somehow, the system always seems to go against him 😭💔

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This is when I realized his love for Messi wasn’t just for the cameras. 🥹🩷🐐

This is when I realized his love for Messi wasn’t just for the cameras. 🥹🩷🐐

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Oku If you think this is a Penalty Please Switch sports. Rice on Mbappe was even more heavier than this and it wasn’t deemed a foul. this happens constantly to Gabriel Magalhaes in the Prem and it’s not even deemed as a foul. Hypocrites Yall

Oku If you think this is a Penalty Please Switch sports. Rice on Mbappe was even more heavier than this and it wasn’t deemed a foul. this happens constantly to Gabriel Magalhaes in the Prem and it’s not even deemed as a foul. Hypocrites Yall

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no wonder the Argentina team left Garnacho.. he’s not even trying to hide it, as soon as he sees Messi coming to sit down he tries to take over the seat 😭 Never seen such Awkward moment btween Messi and a player
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no wonder the Argentina team left Garnacho.. he’s not even trying to hide it, as soon as he sees Messi coming to sit down he tries to take over the seat 😭 Never seen such Awkward moment btween Messi and a player

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Nobody: Romelu Lukaku taking a penalty 🤣 Lukaku’s penalty technique has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in football. 😂
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Nobody: Romelu Lukaku taking a penalty 🤣 Lukaku’s penalty technique has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in football. 😂

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Women’s football is not for the weak 😭 these videos will crack you up 🤣🤣
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Women’s football is not for the weak 😭 these videos will crack you up 🤣🤣

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Random player: “This is what I do everyday” Zlatan: “Let’s see”
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Random player: “This is what I do everyday” Zlatan: “Let’s see”

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That boy called Mateo is the only child giving Messi headache 🤣
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That boy called Mateo is the only child giving Messi headache 🤣

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3,245,053 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

The moment he hears “Messi,” Salah’s whole face lights up. 🥹❤️ His admiration for Messi is genuinely so heartwarming.
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The moment he hears “Messi,” Salah’s whole face lights up. 🥹❤️ His admiration for Messi is genuinely so heartwarming.

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Nah, Arteta and this man in one team is literally worse than Hitler and Mussolini combining forces 💀😭 Two psychopaths. This should not be allowed to exist.
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Nah, Arteta and this man in one team is literally worse than Hitler and Mussolini combining forces 💀😭 Two psychopaths. This should not be allowed to exist.

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s last dance 🥹 Alex Ferguson: 🗣️ “I was 33 years old, and a young boy came to my office on a Tuesday and said, ‘Boss, can I have Friday off?’ And I said, ‘Why do you want Friday off?’ He said, ‘My mother has died.’ You’re beaten. What can you do? And I went, ‘Oh, of course, son.’ From that moment on, if a player came to me and said, ‘I want tomorrow off,’ I said yes. In the case of Cristiano Ronaldo, I knew his father was ill. I knew he was in the hospital, and it was important for him to be there. It didn’t matter about the football club. Some things are bigger than the football club, and family is definitely one of them, without question. You should never, ever put a club before your family.”
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s last dance 🥹 Alex Ferguson: 🗣️ “I was 33 years old, and a young boy came to my office on a Tuesday and said, ‘Boss, can I have Friday off?’ And I said, ‘Why do you want Friday off?’ He said, ‘My mother has died.’ You’re beaten. What can you do? And I went, ‘Oh, of course, son.’ From that moment on, if a player came to me and said, ‘I want tomorrow off,’ I said yes. In the case of Cristiano Ronaldo, I knew his father was ill. I knew he was in the hospital, and it was important for him to be there. It didn’t matter about the football club. Some things are bigger than the football club, and family is definitely one of them, without question. You should never, ever put a club before your family.”

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when Joao Felix asked Messi “who are you” ? the rest is history
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when Joao Felix asked Messi “who are you” ? the rest is history

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Women are undefeated 😂😭
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Women are undefeated 😂😭

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🚨🎙️Is this the Best football Anthem to ever exist ?? Arsenal’s “The Angel” Popularly known as “North London Forever” 🤩👀
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🚨🎙️Is this the Best football Anthem to ever exist ?? Arsenal’s “The Angel” Popularly known as “North London Forever” 🤩👀

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João Félix was about to smash one into the net, then Ronaldo steps right into the way, it bounces off his back, and he celebrates like he’s just won the World Cup. 😭😂 The shamelessness needs to be studied. 😂💀
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João Félix was about to smash one into the net, then Ronaldo steps right into the way, it bounces off his back, and he celebrates like he’s just won the World Cup. 😭😂 The shamelessness needs to be studied. 😂💀

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598,106 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

“can he do it on a cold night in stoke” they said
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“can he do it on a cold night in stoke” they said

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366,802 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Nah, Arteta and this man in one team is literally worse than Hitler and Mussolini combining forces 💀😭 Two psychopaths. This should not be allowed to exist.
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Nah, Arteta and this man in one team is literally worse than Hitler and Mussolini combining forces 💀😭 Two psychopaths. This should not be allowed to exist.

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539,085 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

🟢🎙️Is this the Best football Anthem to ever exist ?? Arsenal’s “The Angel” Popularly known as “North London Forever” 🥳👀
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🟢🎙️Is this the Best football Anthem to ever exist ?? Arsenal’s “The Angel” Popularly known as “North London Forever” 🥳👀

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4,278,991 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

When you’re that special, even your opponents protect you. Lionel Messi, football’s greatest treasure. 🐐❤️
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When you’re that special, even your opponents protect you. Lionel Messi, football’s greatest treasure. 🐐❤️

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🚨🎙️| Noni Madueke to Rivals fans crying about Arsenal: 🗣️🤣 “I don’t even know what our rivals are doing” “this year they’ve been participating… that’s it” “There can only be one winner”
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🚨🎙️| Noni Madueke to Rivals fans crying about Arsenal: 🗣️🤣 “I don’t even know what our rivals are doing” “this year they’ve been participating… that’s it” “There can only be one winner”

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🚨Arsenal’s Sporting Director, Andrea Berta, applauds Viktor Gyökeres after his penalty against Leeds United. 👏👏
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🚨Arsenal’s Sporting Director, Andrea Berta, applauds Viktor Gyökeres after his penalty against Leeds United. 👏👏

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Top 4 saddest Messi moments 2016 — 2021 was such difficult times to be a Messi fan. When Messi was losing, it wasn’t rigged but when Messi finally won it was suddenly “rigged”
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Top 4 saddest Messi moments 2016 — 2021 was such difficult times to be a Messi fan. When Messi was losing, it wasn’t rigged but when Messi finally won it was suddenly “rigged”

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🚨🎥 When the Portuguese national team did the mannequin challenge 🤣 🇵🇹 wait for Cristiano Ronaldo 🤯
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🚨🎥 When the Portuguese national team did the mannequin challenge 🤣 🇵🇹 wait for Cristiano Ronaldo 🤯

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