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Documenting the lies of the gender-industrial complex, one predictable nightmare at a time. Experimental rhetorician. https://t.co/RmHd2LzCIX

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It's not about passing as a man. It's about passing as trans.

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It's not about passing as a man. It's about passing as trans.

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Vivian Musk can't transition out of having his dad's albino spare tire.

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Vivian Musk can't transition out of having his dad's albino spare tire.

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It's a game to them but that $25,000 came out of a diabetic's pocket

It's a game to them but that $25,000 came out of a diabetic's pocket

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Dissociated young "corn" star watches herself being injured on playback and laughs like it was someone else.

Dissociated young "corn" star watches herself being injured on playback and laughs like it was someone else.

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Woman schedules entirely voluntary surgery without verifying that her family members are available to support her that weekend. Now she's upset they won't cancel either.

Woman schedules entirely voluntary surgery without verifying that her family members are available to support her that weekend. Now she's upset they won't cancel either.

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This guy is PMO so bad and it hasn't even aired yet. So apparently these are the BEST clips. ACCORDING TO PATRICK 1. He came home to find his half dead wife gurgling on the lawn. First thought: "omfg what did she do this time." 2. He finds 3 dead kids in the basement. First thought: "it was Lindsay." Who left the kids alone with her, Patrick? What do you meeeeaaaaaannnnn you did the best you could? According to what Patrick said, he left them in the care of an adult he knew was unfit. To do what? Oh sit in the parking lot for 20 minutes letting their food get cold. That's his version of events. He took longer for no reason, if he had been back sooner or checked on them, maybe they would still be alive. Even if you believe everything he says is 10000000% true, he deserves criminal charges for his criminally irresponsible role in the deaths of his children.

This guy is PMO so bad and it hasn't even aired yet. So apparently these are the BEST clips. ACCORDING TO PATRICK 1. He came home to find his half dead wife gurgling on the lawn. First thought: "omfg what did she do this time." 2. He finds 3 dead kids in the basement. First thought: "it was Lindsay." Who left the kids alone with her, Patrick? What do you meeeeaaaaaannnnn you did the best you could? According to what Patrick said, he left them in the care of an adult he knew was unfit. To do what? Oh sit in the parking lot for 20 minutes letting their food get cold. That's his version of events. He took longer for no reason, if he had been back sooner or checked on them, maybe they would still be alive. Even if you believe everything he says is 10000000% true, he deserves criminal charges for his criminally irresponsible role in the deaths of his children.

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The modem heartbreak of not being slapped by a man because he doesn't hit women when your bio says "they/he."

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The modem heartbreak of not being slapped by a man because he doesn't hit women when your bio says "they/he."

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He should get a walking pad and actually practice. But nah he's rich and famous just clap

He should get a walking pad and actually practice. But nah he's rich and famous just clap

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In the old days, they would pass blunts. Now they bluntly don't pass so they're sharing their T.

In the old days, they would pass blunts. Now they bluntly don't pass so they're sharing their T.

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When being around women reminds you that you're a man.

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When being around women reminds you that you're a man.

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"If pain was hot sauce, period cramps are wasabi." Man pretends he's a woman experiencing women's pain.

"If pain was hot sauce, period cramps are wasabi." Man pretends he's a woman experiencing women's pain.

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Diana the trans woman is attempting to convince Tiktok that estrogen completely changed the shape of his face.

Diana the trans woman is attempting to convince Tiktok that estrogen completely changed the shape of his face.

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Your friends grew out of it because it was a socially contagious fad.

Your friends grew out of it because it was a socially contagious fad.

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Another guy who transitioned into his partner.

Another guy who transitioned into his partner.

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Trans identifying woman on testosterone is hospitalized for septic gonorrhea that spread to her joints.

Trans identifying woman on testosterone is hospitalized for septic gonorrhea that spread to her joints.

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"I call it my million dollar D." Trans man Liam Lazore's skin tube-based mental health treatment cost $800,000. But don't worry. Insurance covered most of the phallus.

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"I call it my million dollar D." Trans man Liam Lazore's skin tube-based mental health treatment cost $800,000. But don't worry. Insurance covered most of the phallus.

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Who is Hunter Schafer? A thread🧵 Hunter Schafer is a therapeutically shepherded minor male to female transitioner who began taking cross sex hormones at age 16, according to publically available information.

Who is Hunter Schafer? A thread🧵 Hunter Schafer is a therapeutically shepherded minor male to female transitioner who began taking cross sex hormones at age 16, according to publically available information.

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Make sure no one blames the boyjuice
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Make sure no one blames the boyjuice

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"The complications just kept getting worse" after a pandemic phalloplasty gone wrong.
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Woman takes hero's dose of testosterone only to realize the men's bathroom is awful and she'd rather be a nonbinary butch lesbian.
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Horseshoe theory of gender

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Comments on this are hilarious. Trans people are discovering Islam is not gonna pick them.
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First day home after phalloplasty. Catheter in your left hand, skin tube in the right here you are shuffling to avoid clots...
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Dysphoria cured
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Dysphoria cured

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Aftermath of a rainbow themed eviction
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