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last time I had a bday party was when I turned 22. it was my first bday party ever and I was so nervous. I invited these girls who were friends of a friend and they came, made this mean spirited tiktok, and left. I saw it the next day and cried my eyes out lmao

last time I had a bday party was when I turned 22. it was my first bday party ever and I was so nervous. I invited these girls who were friends of a friend and they came, made this mean spirited tiktok, and left. I saw it the next day and cried my eyes out lmao

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does anyone else remember when Cupid went on The Voice and sang the Cupid Shuffle. and no chairs turned around and CeeLo was like why would you sing that 😭 I felt so bad

does anyone else remember when Cupid went on The Voice and sang the Cupid Shuffle. and no chairs turned around and CeeLo was like why would you sing that 😭 I felt so bad

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the other day I had to find this clip to show my friend who never saw proud family cuz I looked crazy talking about "then Penny had to double dutch Al Roker to save her family" 😭

the other day I had to find this clip to show my friend who never saw proud family cuz I looked crazy talking about "then Penny had to double dutch Al Roker to save her family" 😭

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this is still the funniest tiktok I've ever seen

this is still the funniest tiktok I've ever seen

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my (autistic) student and I love reading together but she likes to follow along with MY (autistic) finger and usually I let her but it cracks me up bc we're on opposite sides of the spectrum. space invader kid meets touch defensive adult. one of us is always stressed 😭

my (autistic) student and I love reading together but she likes to follow along with MY (autistic) finger and usually I let her but it cracks me up bc we're on opposite sides of the spectrum. space invader kid meets touch defensive adult. one of us is always stressed 😭

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they in the comments calling this our version of "the wicked witch of the east bro" 😭😭😭

they in the comments calling this our version of "the wicked witch of the east bro" 😭😭😭

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talking to my sister (🟡) about how I'm fighting with our other sister (🔷). 🟡 says let it go, whatever happened can't be that deep. I show her the texts we're fighting over— 🔷 said some shit about HER, 🟡! Then 🔷 blocked ME for defending 🟡! suddenly it's that deep. oh okay

talking to my sister (🟡) about how I'm fighting with our other sister (🔷). 🟡 says let it go, whatever happened can't be that deep. I show her the texts we're fighting over— 🔷 said some shit about HER, 🟡! Then 🔷 blocked ME for defending 🟡! suddenly it's that deep. oh okay

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they brought my tweet up in class

they brought my tweet up in class

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I think about this tiktok at least once a day

I think about this tiktok at least once a day

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I can't stop listening to this. I made my therapist watch it just now. I sent it to my friend who had childhood leukemia. I bought it on itunes to make this video. I wish my dad was alive so he could watch it while I run around in him in circles slapping his head to the beat

I can't stop listening to this. I made my therapist watch it just now. I sent it to my friend who had childhood leukemia. I bought it on itunes to make this video. I wish my dad was alive so he could watch it while I run around in him in circles slapping his head to the beat

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this was MY heated rivalry

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I've said it before and I'll say it again

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@doobieshinstat my ass is always in a situation 😔

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perfect example. why ugly dudes gotta be a microwave?

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what it's like growing up in Kansas

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