25 | writer | comedian | college student | losing it
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last time I had a bday party was when I turned 22. it was my first bday party ever and I was so nervous. I invited these girls who were friends of a friend and they came, made this mean spirited tiktok, and left. I saw it the next day and cried my eyes out lmao
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does anyone else remember when Cupid went on The Voice and sang the Cupid Shuffle. and no chairs turned around and CeeLo was like why would you sing that 😭 I felt so bad
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the other day I had to find this clip to show my friend who never saw proud family cuz I looked crazy talking about "then Penny had to double dutch Al Roker to save her family" 😭
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this is still the funniest tiktok I've ever seen
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my (autistic) student and I love reading together but she likes to follow along with MY (autistic) finger and usually I let her but it cracks me up bc we're on opposite sides of the spectrum. space invader kid meets touch defensive adult. one of us is always stressed 😭
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they in the comments calling this our version of "the wicked witch of the east bro" 😭😭😭
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talking to my sister (🟡) about how I'm fighting with our other sister (🔷). 🟡 says let it go, whatever happened can't be that deep. I show her the texts we're fighting over— 🔷 said some shit about HER, 🟡! Then 🔷 blocked ME for defending 🟡! suddenly it's that deep. oh okay
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they brought my tweet up in class
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I think about this tiktok at least once a day
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I can't stop listening to this. I made my therapist watch it just now. I sent it to my friend who had childhood leukemia. I bought it on itunes to make this video. I wish my dad was alive so he could watch it while I run around in him in circles slapping his head to the beat
