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imagine being 75 years old and just spending your weekend driving tiny trains around your garden with your other retired friends

imagine being 75 years old and just spending your weekend driving tiny trains around your garden with your other retired friends

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raccoons are all over the timeline so id like to take the opportunity to let you all know that there is an island in the middle of miami where hundreds of raccoons live. nobody really knows for sure how they got there but you can rent a kayak and buy a bag of grapes and feed them

raccoons are all over the timeline so id like to take the opportunity to let you all know that there is an island in the middle of miami where hundreds of raccoons live. nobody really knows for sure how they got there but you can rent a kayak and buy a bag of grapes and feed them

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no need to hire a contractor, ive got it covered

no need to hire a contractor, ive got it covered

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german pastimes include a competition to see who can drive the local light rail the most precisely

german pastimes include a competition to see who can drive the local light rail the most precisely

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i say we let the japanese and the germans cook

i say we let the japanese and the germans cook

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at this point toyota could stop producing advertisements and just run clips from the united arab emirates during commercial breaks

at this point toyota could stop producing advertisements and just run clips from the united arab emirates during commercial breaks

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shes pregnant. nothing can stop whats coming.

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shes pregnant. nothing can stop whats coming.

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we appreciate how performative lesbians are about the hardware store, but holy shit you guys can dial it back a little bit. its just harbor freight.

we appreciate how performative lesbians are about the hardware store, but holy shit you guys can dial it back a little bit. its just harbor freight.

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tax return just hit

tax return just hit

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you dont really see this type of white boy that often anymore

you dont really see this type of white boy that often anymore

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plato neglected to consider how nice it would be if the cave had wifi and bluetooth

plato neglected to consider how nice it would be if the cave had wifi and bluetooth

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what was up with scene girls in the 2000s wearing this type of shit

what was up with scene girls in the 2000s wearing this type of shit

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this is why they dont want white boys owning toyota landcruisers

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this is why they dont want white boys owning toyota landcruisers

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why do these hogs know how to do a zipper merge better than most humans do behind the wheel

why do these hogs know how to do a zipper merge better than most humans do behind the wheel

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me after the first 6mg zyn hits my gums at 7:30am

me after the first 6mg zyn hits my gums at 7:30am

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is there just weaponry hidden all over the US still waiting to be used from the cold war?

is there just weaponry hidden all over the US still waiting to be used from the cold war?

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them: "hey man, the guys who invented your car engine shutting off when you stop at a stop sign are in that room" me:

them: "hey man, the guys who invented your car engine shutting off when you stop at a stop sign are in that room" me:

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i cant stand this stupid fake hick lib chud play acting. Guy probably doesnt even really hate his wife

i cant stand this stupid fake hick lib chud play acting. Guy probably doesnt even really hate his wife

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autistic femcels are concealed carrying and youre blackpilling?

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autistic femcels are concealed carrying and youre blackpilling?

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boomers celebrating after selling their home to blackrock for 30% over list instead of accepting an offer from a young working couple

boomers celebrating after selling their home to blackrock for 30% over list instead of accepting an offer from a young working couple

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how can you say that stomp clap song is the worst song of all time? its not even the worst tiny desk performance of all time.

how can you say that stomp clap song is the worst song of all time? its not even the worst tiny desk performance of all time.

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the clip of the taliban trying the gym for the first time when we pulled out of afghanistan

the clip of the taliban trying the gym for the first time when we pulled out of afghanistan

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meanwhile food ads today: "put the slop in your mouth and do a little dance for it, you filthy prole slave, you fat disgusting slobbering hog, you love this dog shit"

meanwhile food ads today: "put the slop in your mouth and do a little dance for it, you filthy prole slave, you fat disgusting slobbering hog, you love this dog shit"

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are these instagram chicks finally starting to realize their "therapists" are just scamming them?

are these instagram chicks finally starting to realize their "therapists" are just scamming them?

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a strongly autistic foid whos conventionally attractive is an insane combination

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a strongly autistic foid whos conventionally attractive is an insane combination

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everybody i know who has kids says that japan is the best place on earth to vacation when you have a baby

everybody i know who has kids says that japan is the best place on earth to vacation when you have a baby

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breaking bad had an entire character arc dedicated to a guy who was this annoying about making coffee and it ended with him getting shot in the fucking face

breaking bad had an entire character arc dedicated to a guy who was this annoying about making coffee and it ended with him getting shot in the fucking face

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for those of you who aren't up on the latest brain rot, this is the reason that a single stick of RAM for your gaming PC costs $9000

for those of you who aren't up on the latest brain rot, this is the reason that a single stick of RAM for your gaming PC costs $9000

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as an outsider looking on, from what i can tell, gen z has some kind of turbo cold war going on right now. gender relations for gen z men and gen z women are on par with the yugoslav wars. india pakistan levels of animosity. it might be irreconcilable.

as an outsider looking on, from what i can tell, gen z has some kind of turbo cold war going on right now. gender relations for gen z men and gen z women are on par with the yugoslav wars. india pakistan levels of animosity. it might be irreconcilable.

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how elder millenials who caught the last chopper out of nam on being able to buy a house by age 30 be moving

how elder millenials who caught the last chopper out of nam on being able to buy a house by age 30 be moving

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the european mind cannot comprehend this

the european mind cannot comprehend this

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its actually really hard to put into words how optimistic it felt when all this music was coming out in the 2000s

its actually really hard to put into words how optimistic it felt when all this music was coming out in the 2000s

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the european mind is beginning to comprehend

the european mind is beginning to comprehend

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is it just me or does this scene from the new season of the streaming show "euphoria" read identically to how a paid ad read would?

is it just me or does this scene from the new season of the streaming show "euphoria" read identically to how a paid ad read would?

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me preparing to operate heavy machinery:

me preparing to operate heavy machinery:

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this debate has been settled once and for all by a kind japanese construction worker

this debate has been settled once and for all by a kind japanese construction worker

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is this what goes on at dead malls

is this what goes on at dead malls

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is the secret to happiness harmonizing with your boys?

is the secret to happiness harmonizing with your boys?

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when we win, every woman will be expected to do this

when we win, every woman will be expected to do this

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