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raccoons are all over the timeline so id like to take the opportunity to let you all know that there is an island in the middle of miami where hundreds of raccoons live. nobody really knows for sure how they got there but you can rent a kayak and buy a bag of grapes and feed them

raccoons are all over the timeline so id like to take the opportunity to let you all know that there is an island in the middle of miami where hundreds of raccoons live. nobody really knows for sure how they got there but you can rent a kayak and buy a bag of grapes and feed them

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its friday night.

its friday night.

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i cant stand this stupid fake hick lib chud play acting. Guy probably doesnt even really hate his wife

i cant stand this stupid fake hick lib chud play acting. Guy probably doesnt even really hate his wife

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imagine being 75 years old and just spending your weekend driving tiny trains around your garden with your other retired friends

imagine being 75 years old and just spending your weekend driving tiny trains around your garden with your other retired friends

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no need to hire a contractor, ive got it covered

no need to hire a contractor, ive got it covered

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german pastimes include a competition to see who can drive the local light rail the most precisely

german pastimes include a competition to see who can drive the local light rail the most precisely

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i say we let the japanese and the germans cook

i say we let the japanese and the germans cook

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at this point toyota could stop producing advertisements and just run clips from the united arab emirates during commercial breaks

at this point toyota could stop producing advertisements and just run clips from the united arab emirates during commercial breaks

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we appreciate how performative lesbians are about the hardware store, but holy shit you guys can dial it back a little bit. its just harbor freight.

we appreciate how performative lesbians are about the hardware store, but holy shit you guys can dial it back a little bit. its just harbor freight.

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you dont really see this type of white boy that often anymore

you dont really see this type of white boy that often anymore

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shes pregnant. nothing can stop whats coming.

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shes pregnant. nothing can stop whats coming.

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what was up with scene girls in the 2000s wearing this type of shit

what was up with scene girls in the 2000s wearing this type of shit

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plato neglected to consider how nice it would be if the cave had wifi and bluetooth

plato neglected to consider how nice it would be if the cave had wifi and bluetooth

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tax return just hit

tax return just hit

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this is why they dont want white boys owning toyota landcruisers

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this is why they dont want white boys owning toyota landcruisers

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why do these hogs know how to do a zipper merge better than most humans do behind the wheel

why do these hogs know how to do a zipper merge better than most humans do behind the wheel

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five minutes into getting your finances audited

five minutes into getting your finances audited

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is there just weaponry hidden all over the US still waiting to be used from the cold war?

is there just weaponry hidden all over the US still waiting to be used from the cold war?

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me after the first 6mg zyn hits my gums at 7:30am

me after the first 6mg zyn hits my gums at 7:30am

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them: "hey man, the guys who invented your car engine shutting off when you stop at a stop sign are in that room" me:

them: "hey man, the guys who invented your car engine shutting off when you stop at a stop sign are in that room" me:

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how it feels to be 30

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is this what goes on at dead malls

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