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I like as you screenshot some, leave some. Weyrey. I don dey warn you since 2024. No dey send me reels, make Ogun no use your blood do sunscreen.

I like as you screenshot some, leave some. Weyrey. I don dey warn you since 2024. No dey send me reels, make Ogun no use your blood do sunscreen.

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Guyyyyy 😭😭😭 My draft thick die. #Olodocore: Ogun State politicians edition. When their Governor isn't happy with them, this is how they come and apologize. 😂😭 Where do we want to start from, Goodddd? 😭

Guyyyyy 😭😭😭 My draft thick die. #Olodocore: Ogun State politicians edition. When their Governor isn't happy with them, this is how they come and apologize. 😂😭 Where do we want to start from, Goodddd? 😭

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How do you even step out of your house the next day? 😭 Guy. WTF! 😭

How do you even step out of your house the next day? 😭 Guy. WTF! 😭

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All my life, I've only written exams in two languages - English and Yoruba. I have just stepped out of an exam hall where I had to write it's entirety in Italian. Pass rate for Indigenous Italians is 58%. 8 out of 10 immigrants fail. I wrote on first trial and made 100%.

All my life, I've only written exams in two languages - English and Yoruba. I have just stepped out of an exam hall where I had to write it's entirety in Italian. Pass rate for Indigenous Italians is 58%. 8 out of 10 immigrants fail. I wrote on first trial and made 100%.

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.Dr Dípò Awójídé I hope you don't already have children? If you do, please give them up to social services and the reason is obvious. If you don't have children yet? Please exercise your right not to procreate. Whatever is wrong with you upstairs, needs to end with you.

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.Dr Dípò Awójídé I hope you don't already have children? If you do, please give them up to social services and the reason is obvious. If you don't have children yet? Please exercise your right not to procreate. Whatever is wrong with you upstairs, needs to end with you.

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Here's a video of South Korea's elite 707th S.Missions Group conducting a counter-terrorism exercise, securing a hijacked bus during a training scenario. You see these clips & you just chuckle at the embarrassment you have at home, whose specialty is assaulting civilians.

Here's a video of South Korea's elite 707th S.Missions Group conducting a counter-terrorism exercise, securing a hijacked bus during a training scenario. You see these clips & you just chuckle at the embarrassment you have at home, whose specialty is assaulting civilians.

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.Rudeboy just sent me an update. After àlhájì ayọ̀ falsely accused him of rape, she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025, detained, and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. 🙏

.Rudeboy just sent me an update. After àlhájì ayọ̀ falsely accused him of rape, she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025, detained, and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. 🙏

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"Why is Peller always used as a case study for unintelligent people in the society" 🫠

"Why is Peller always used as a case study for unintelligent people in the society" 🫠

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Wizkid You no lie sha. 💀 See as dem scoop Obogwu - both legs off the floor. 😭

Wizkid You no lie sha. 💀 See as dem scoop Obogwu - both legs off the floor. 😭

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If you tell us to "wrap it up", God will take you b4 this month ends. Olodos have inexhaustible monopoly over our social space - you don't tell them to wrap it up. Oh & btw, Mr Eazi go think say we don forget am. Banter delayed is not banter denied.

If you tell us to "wrap it up", God will take you b4 this month ends. Olodos have inexhaustible monopoly over our social space - you don't tell them to wrap it up. Oh & btw, Mr Eazi go think say we don forget am. Banter delayed is not banter denied.

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Good morning. Wait, not "Good morning" to everyone. 🤚 If your goat is back, please keep it moving. 👉 If your boy, the GOAT has proceeded to the semifinals - 🤟🏾 GOOD MORNING TO YOUUUUUUUUU. ✊🏿

Good morning. Wait, not "Good morning" to everyone. 🤚 If your goat is back, please keep it moving. 👉 If your boy, the GOAT has proceeded to the semifinals - 🤟🏾 GOOD MORNING TO YOUUUUUUUUU. ✊🏿

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Guyyyyyy. See problem nauuuu. 😭 ⚫💎 x 🦅

Guyyyyyy. See problem nauuuu. 😭 ⚫💎 x 🦅

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Person wey do Pyjamas party, invite like 12 bani. Una say na queer. 😂 Queer ko. Question mark ni. 12 bani o. No single hardware, software just full everywhere. 😂 As una dey paint una two fingers, him go dey press bress - with unbelievable liquidity. 😂

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Person wey do Pyjamas party, invite like 12 bani. Una say na queer. 😂 Queer ko. Question mark ni. 12 bani o. No single hardware, software just full everywhere. 😂 As una dey paint una two fingers, him go dey press bress - with unbelievable liquidity. 😂

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First Nigerian to go to the backyard of the Louvre in France 🇫🇷 🗼, and dance "Snake In The Monkey Shadow" The Chinese government have asked me to come and replicate; Very soon, First Nigerian on the Walls of China 🇨🇳 Please congratulate me guys. 🙏

First Nigerian to go to the backyard of the Louvre in France 🇫🇷 🗼, and dance "Snake In The Monkey Shadow" The Chinese government have asked me to come and replicate; Very soon, First Nigerian on the Walls of China 🇨🇳 Please congratulate me guys. 🙏

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Congratulations to you guys. If you ever feel bad, remember that Gbafana Gbafana, Xenophobia FC are the only country side to have not scored at all.

Congratulations to you guys. If you ever feel bad, remember that Gbafana Gbafana, Xenophobia FC are the only country side to have not scored at all.

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This is a sensory energetics session usually done by a professional. It is a form of psychosomatic therapy.

This is a sensory energetics session usually done by a professional. It is a form of psychosomatic therapy.

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Took 3 weeks to respond and the bastard decided, you know what - lets send 2000 inexperienced, untrained, unarmed, unsophisticated forest guards to go after organized terrorists. Bola Ahmed Tinubu FUCK YOU. The Master Strategist:

Took 3 weeks to respond and the bastard decided, you know what - lets send 2000 inexperienced, untrained, unarmed, unsophisticated forest guards to go after organized terrorists. Bola Ahmed Tinubu FUCK YOU. The Master Strategist:

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This guy 😂 He wanted to blame the grass. Bro think he's Steph Curry. 😂

This guy 😂 He wanted to blame the grass. Bro think he's Steph Curry. 😂

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Davido Lmaoo. If you have family members in the market, I genuinely don't think you should be throwing stones.

Davido Lmaoo. If you have family members in the market, I genuinely don't think you should be throwing stones.

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Cristiano Ronaldo Portugal FIFA World Cup goals so far: 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi - 3 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland - 2 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappe - 2 🇺🇸 Folarin Balogun - 2 🇩🇪 Kai Havertz - 2 El Camello to score, or become gay:

Cristiano Ronaldo Portugal FIFA World Cup goals so far: 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi - 3 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland - 2 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappe - 2 🇺🇸 Folarin Balogun - 2 🇩🇪 Kai Havertz - 2 El Camello to score, or become gay:

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The worst thing you'll do as a poor Nigerian is to steal & other poor Nigerians catch you. Different styles dey na you never thief. I tried so hard not to laugh until he hit that high note. 😭😂
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The worst thing you'll do as a poor Nigerian is to steal & other poor Nigerians catch you. Different styles dey na you never thief. I tried so hard not to laugh until he hit that high note. 😭😂

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As you retards are sharing her twerking videos as if it justifies the event that led to her death, please share this video too. She was a virgin and she was proud of it. It symbolized dignity to her. Even whores reserve the dignity of choice of whom to be with.
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As you retards are sharing her twerking videos as if it justifies the event that led to her death, please share this video too. She was a virgin and she was proud of it. It symbolized dignity to her. Even whores reserve the dignity of choice of whom to be with.

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672,777 views • 2 days ago

😂😂😂😂 E mumu gan.
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😂😂😂😂 E mumu gan.

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129,377 views • 20 hours ago

Ronaldo is NOT stronger than Messi. Are you people mad? Did you think I stuttered? There's no portion of this clip that Cristiano wouldn't be lying down face flat to the ground. Please dead that "Ronaldo is hardworking" talk to undermine Messi's grind. Don't annoy me.
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Ronaldo is NOT stronger than Messi. Are you people mad? Did you think I stuttered? There's no portion of this clip that Cristiano wouldn't be lying down face flat to the ground. Please dead that "Ronaldo is hardworking" talk to undermine Messi's grind. Don't annoy me.

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299,614 views • 3 days ago

My God. She made a video before she committed suicide. How do you take advantage of someone like this? She told you she was a virgin, she begged you. These are cases where violent castration should be made legal because what in the heartbreak is this.
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My God. She made a video before she committed suicide. How do you take advantage of someone like this? She told you she was a virgin, she begged you. These are cases where violent castration should be made legal because what in the heartbreak is this.

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376,801 views • 3 days ago

If you convert team effort to personal glory, you cannot demand respect. Respect is reciprocal they say, but you see what Messi commands from his teammates - you cannot buy it with money. Life is not by suiiiii, who don pass you don pass you.
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If you convert team effort to personal glory, you cannot demand respect. Respect is reciprocal they say, but you see what Messi commands from his teammates - you cannot buy it with money. Life is not by suiiiii, who don pass you don pass you.

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55,879 views • 18 hours ago

Imagine watching a video like this, hearing international feats of a child like this. And the first thing that comes to your mind, as a 50 year old is to open a space session in order to tear him & his fellow peers down. Dr Dípò Awójídé it will not sound for you.
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Imagine watching a video like this, hearing international feats of a child like this. And the first thing that comes to your mind, as a 50 year old is to open a space session in order to tear him & his fellow peers down. Dr Dípò Awójídé it will not sound for you.

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595,402 views • 9 days ago

Unfortunate greetings to you Dr Dípò Awójídé This message is not in anyway intent to educate you, you've descended below the capacity to retain any form of intelligence - it is intended to ridicule you. Absolute wonderkids went to represent the country you claim to love more than us, they excelled wonderfully only for you to dogwhistle your fellow ewedu crooners to a space in order to ridicule them on the grounds of their ethnicity. You and your fellow guttersnipes love to exist in the delusion that you're the most educated tribe - as someone who has twice whatever the height of your academic peak is, no modicum of education shines through you - just bubbles of intellectual fraud & disgusting bìgötry (I added the ami ohun to satisfy your insatiable need for cultural preservation. For years, you hawked CV reviews like your life depended on it - when it stopped putting food on your table, you began to ridicule education to promote the akaranification & kukulization of the economy just because of your new job designation as Dean of Studies, Apoda Twitter. It hurts me personally you know, that a good number of trees have to stay alive just to satisfy the oxygen need for people like you. People like you who play destructive roles in the society, who deserve to be melted into asphalt to fill potholes. People like you are cancerous because your presumed academic journey & perceived exposure allows your to command a certain level audience when the strength of your intelligence can be measured in kilobytes. Whatever Alex has done that you and your insiduous ilk suppose to imitate, celebrate, collaborate or encourage - you're tearing down at the expense of children who have done nothing to you. Just because the covering duvet doesn't have pockets, motorcycles don't have conductors & we cannot put airconditioning units in tricycles - every single effort you commit to will convert to vain. If the owners of the morning agree to initiate your progress, the custodians of the night will stage a protest. We cannot be championing a campaign against olodo uprising only for our first major academic win as a country to surface weeks after - only for proglottides like yourselves to shit on it, just because it satisfies your bìgötry KPIs. It will not be well with you.
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Unfortunate greetings to you Dr Dípò Awójídé This message is not in anyway intent to educate you, you've descended below the capacity to retain any form of intelligence - it is intended to ridicule you. Absolute wonderkids went to represent the country you claim to love more than us, they excelled wonderfully only for you to dogwhistle your fellow ewedu crooners to a space in order to ridicule them on the grounds of their ethnicity. You and your fellow guttersnipes love to exist in the delusion that you're the most educated tribe - as someone who has twice whatever the height of your academic peak is, no modicum of education shines through you - just bubbles of intellectual fraud & disgusting bìgötry (I added the ami ohun to satisfy your insatiable need for cultural preservation. For years, you hawked CV reviews like your life depended on it - when it stopped putting food on your table, you began to ridicule education to promote the akaranification & kukulization of the economy just because of your new job designation as Dean of Studies, Apoda Twitter. It hurts me personally you know, that a good number of trees have to stay alive just to satisfy the oxygen need for people like you. People like you who play destructive roles in the society, who deserve to be melted into asphalt to fill potholes. People like you are cancerous because your presumed academic journey & perceived exposure allows your to command a certain level audience when the strength of your intelligence can be measured in kilobytes. Whatever Alex has done that you and your insiduous ilk suppose to imitate, celebrate, collaborate or encourage - you're tearing down at the expense of children who have done nothing to you. Just because the covering duvet doesn't have pockets, motorcycles don't have conductors & we cannot put airconditioning units in tricycles - every single effort you commit to will convert to vain. If the owners of the morning agree to initiate your progress, the custodians of the night will stage a protest. We cannot be championing a campaign against olodo uprising only for our first major academic win as a country to surface weeks after - only for proglottides like yourselves to shit on it, just because it satisfies your bìgötry KPIs. It will not be well with you.

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416,157 views • 9 days ago

Laura vs Aura.
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Laura vs Aura.

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1,526,263 views • 1 month ago

How couples should speak about themselves on podcasts 🤚 Keep your "can I be honest" moments to the confines of your bedroom.
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How couples should speak about themselves on podcasts 🤚 Keep your "can I be honest" moments to the confines of your bedroom.

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237,827 views • 6 days ago

"Nigeria is sweet to live in, if you have money" For everytime a clip like this surface, I will remind you that this was once the utterance of a fool. The only reason why anyone mouths the above statement is because of the degree of anyhowness permitted. What you don't know about anyhowness is that, there's no way to scope it - it's projectile runs multiple round trips and eventually hits home. It will touch you. Continue to make your millions of dollars while stamping support behind criminal state institutions who have intentionally institutionalized state-backed thuggery. You will reap the fruits. At the shoots of your music videos, your movies, on your way to work, at your workplaces - you will all reap it. This is just the beginning.
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"Nigeria is sweet to live in, if you have money" For everytime a clip like this surface, I will remind you that this was once the utterance of a fool. The only reason why anyone mouths the above statement is because of the degree of anyhowness permitted. What you don't know about anyhowness is that, there's no way to scope it - it's projectile runs multiple round trips and eventually hits home. It will touch you. Continue to make your millions of dollars while stamping support behind criminal state institutions who have intentionally institutionalized state-backed thuggery. You will reap the fruits. At the shoots of your music videos, your movies, on your way to work, at your workplaces - you will all reap it. This is just the beginning.

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145,491 views • 4 days ago

Harry Kane, arguably England's greatest player ever, who is 6'2, an incredible machine - attacked pound for pound and was perfectly bodied, left crawling in the grass. There's a similar video sequence of Cristiano kneeling behind Messi. "Cristiano is stronger than Messi" una.
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Harry Kane, arguably England's greatest player ever, who is 6'2, an incredible machine - attacked pound for pound and was perfectly bodied, left crawling in the grass. There's a similar video sequence of Cristiano kneeling behind Messi. "Cristiano is stronger than Messi" una.

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87,887 views • 2 days ago

This young man was killed yesterday because he identified himself to disguised rival cultists. The incident occurred in the Ikate area of Eti-Osa LGA, Lagos State. In a world where you could have been anything, you chose to be a common dog.
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This young man was killed yesterday because he identified himself to disguised rival cultists. The incident occurred in the Ikate area of Eti-Osa LGA, Lagos State. In a world where you could have been anything, you chose to be a common dog.

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146,557 views • 5 days ago

BECAUSE HE IS UNINTELLIGENT. 😭 Is Ycee supposed to use Layiwasabi as a case study for unintelligent people? 😭
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BECAUSE HE IS UNINTELLIGENT. 😭 Is Ycee supposed to use Layiwasabi as a case study for unintelligent people? 😭

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833,966 views • 23 days ago

The olodos are fighting back. Remind them that this bastard lined up MSc graduates for a humiliation ritual, for a nonexistent job. His sole intention was to portray education as a venture for the foolish - that him in all of his foolishness can buy them out.
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The olodos are fighting back. Remind them that this bastard lined up MSc graduates for a humiliation ritual, for a nonexistent job. His sole intention was to portray education as a venture for the foolish - that him in all of his foolishness can buy them out.

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693,425 views • 23 days ago

You need to have balls of steel to drive "intellectual" conversations in today's Nigeria social media space. As for the congregation of the uprisen olodos, in the conversation of the Olodo uprising - I have decided to share my own think piece.
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You need to have balls of steel to drive "intellectual" conversations in today's Nigeria social media space. As for the congregation of the uprisen olodos, in the conversation of the Olodo uprising - I have decided to share my own think piece.

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613,134 views • 23 days ago

No driver's license needed. No insurance. No traffic police. No traffic jam. Just plug and drive with bare feet. Life used to be good, man.
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No driver's license needed. No insurance. No traffic police. No traffic jam. Just plug and drive with bare feet. Life used to be good, man.

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162,752 views • 7 days ago

That Documentary was insane. Diddy killed Biggie, took his Vogue (I think) cover, performed a song for him at the MTV and still made Biggie pay for his own burial. What a man.
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That Documentary was insane. Diddy killed Biggie, took his Vogue (I think) cover, performed a song for him at the MTV and still made Biggie pay for his own burial. What a man.

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5,221,438 views • 7 months ago

In April of this year, my Sicilian friend invited me to a horse barbecue - yes, the entire platter were horse dishes. Resuming the internet & seeing fellow Nigerians talking about horses as if they're talking about Cadillacs.😂 Horsemeat is a staplefood just like goatmeat. Verona, Catania, Kumamoto in Japan, most of Kazakhstan all eat horsemeat daily. There's nothing you people won't use to do classism. There's no kind of bread Nigerian big men will not use to pack you people's stew.
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In April of this year, my Sicilian friend invited me to a horse barbecue - yes, the entire platter were horse dishes. Resuming the internet & seeing fellow Nigerians talking about horses as if they're talking about Cadillacs.😂 Horsemeat is a staplefood just like goatmeat. Verona, Catania, Kumamoto in Japan, most of Kazakhstan all eat horsemeat daily. There's nothing you people won't use to do classism. There's no kind of bread Nigerian big men will not use to pack you people's stew.

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162,591 views • 10 days ago

This is how people cross bridges in Ilorin, Kwara State, Nigeria. Brethren, The year is 2026.
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This is how people cross bridges in Ilorin, Kwara State, Nigeria. Brethren, The year is 2026.

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929,241 views • 2 months ago