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Ademola Jackson, the dancing doughnut. Thank you for confirming to Nigerians what we've always told me them about you & your scamming nephew. You don't understand the weight of your decision. Your family has set us 900 steps back.

Ademola Jackson, the dancing doughnut. Thank you for confirming to Nigerians what we've always told me them about you & your scamming nephew. You don't understand the weight of your decision. Your family has set us 900 steps back.

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How do you even step out of your house the next day? 😭 Guy. WTF! 😭

How do you even step out of your house the next day? 😭 Guy. WTF! 😭

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I wonder what Kwenu niggas did to their girls so bad, that radicalized most of them into dangerous feminists. Igbo men, you have to tell us o.

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I wonder what Kwenu niggas did to their girls so bad, that radicalized most of them into dangerous feminists. Igbo men, you have to tell us o.

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Peep the vehicle in front. 😂😂😂😂😂 This brother loves all of us sooooo much.

Peep the vehicle in front. 😂😂😂😂😂 This brother loves all of us sooooo much.

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This is the richest state in Nigeria. One of the economic hubspots in Africa. This is the state of the road. Look at the drainage stacked with refuse. This is the solo mandate of this riffraff Tokunbo Wahab - instead he is always stoking bigotry online.

This is the richest state in Nigeria. One of the economic hubspots in Africa. This is the state of the road. Look at the drainage stacked with refuse. This is the solo mandate of this riffraff Tokunbo Wahab - instead he is always stoking bigotry online.

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.Rudeboy just sent me an update. After àlhájì ayọ̀ falsely accused him of rape, she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025, detained, and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. 🙏

.Rudeboy just sent me an update. After àlhájì ayọ̀ falsely accused him of rape, she fled the country and her husband's house. She was eventually arrested on the 6th of November 2025, detained, and charged to court. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. 🙏

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I can not believe that tainted blood like me will buy fuel at the same price as full blooded ewedu niggas. That doesn't sound fair.

I can not believe that tainted blood like me will buy fuel at the same price as full blooded ewedu niggas. That doesn't sound fair.

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All my life, I've only written exams in two languages - English and Yoruba. I have just stepped out of an exam hall where I had to write it's entirety in Italian. Pass rate for Indigenous Italians is 58%. 8 out of 10 immigrants fail. I wrote on first trial and made 100%.

All my life, I've only written exams in two languages - English and Yoruba. I have just stepped out of an exam hall where I had to write it's entirety in Italian. Pass rate for Indigenous Italians is 58%. 8 out of 10 immigrants fail. I wrote on first trial and made 100%.

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Hello everyone. I'm sharing more updates. No flights are still allowed to land or leave. The eruption is getting more aggressive, you can see the streams of lava. Black ash across the city has also doubled. I'm still here.

Hello everyone. I'm sharing more updates. No flights are still allowed to land or leave. The eruption is getting more aggressive, you can see the streams of lava. Black ash across the city has also doubled. I'm still here.

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Paul, shame on you. Paul, Salako say shame on you. Salako say shame on you. You are a shameful. YOU ARE A SHAMEFUL.

Paul, shame on you. Paul, Salako say shame on you. Salako say shame on you. You are a shameful. YOU ARE A SHAMEFUL.

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Here's a video of South Korea's elite 707th S.Missions Group conducting a counter-terrorism exercise, securing a hijacked bus during a training scenario. You see these clips & you just chuckle at the embarrassment you have at home, whose specialty is assaulting civilians.

Here's a video of South Korea's elite 707th S.Missions Group conducting a counter-terrorism exercise, securing a hijacked bus during a training scenario. You see these clips & you just chuckle at the embarrassment you have at home, whose specialty is assaulting civilians.

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I've deliberately avoided the Lindsay Clancy conversation because there's nothing about that conversation we haven't tweeted before - the disparities in awarding consequences based on gender plus I'm choosing not to be irritated. I will just leave this video here:

I've deliberately avoided the Lindsay Clancy conversation because there's nothing about that conversation we haven't tweeted before - the disparities in awarding consequences based on gender plus I'm choosing not to be irritated. I will just leave this video here:

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Wizkid You no lie sha. 💀 See as dem scoop Obogwu - both legs off the floor. 😭

Wizkid You no lie sha. 💀 See as dem scoop Obogwu - both legs off the floor. 😭

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Person wey do Pyjamas party, invite like 12 bani. Una say na queer. 😂 Queer ko. Question mark ni. 12 bani o. No single hardware, software just full everywhere. 😂 As una dey paint una two fingers, him go dey press bress - with unbelievable liquidity. 😂

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Person wey do Pyjamas party, invite like 12 bani. Una say na queer. 😂 Queer ko. Question mark ni. 12 bani o. No single hardware, software just full everywhere. 😂 As una dey paint una two fingers, him go dey press bress - with unbelievable liquidity. 😂

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Femi, thank you for your compliments. But please calm down. 😭 This style wey you dey give me, I don beg my girlfriend tireeeee. 😭

Femi, thank you for your compliments. But please calm down. 😭 This style wey you dey give me, I don beg my girlfriend tireeeee. 😭

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This is a sensory energetics session usually done by a professional. It is a form of psychosomatic therapy.

This is a sensory energetics session usually done by a professional. It is a form of psychosomatic therapy.

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I like as you screenshot some, leave some. Weyrey. I don dey warn you since 2024. No dey send me reels, make Ogun no use your blood do sunscreen.

I like as you screenshot some, leave some. Weyrey. I don dey warn you since 2024. No dey send me reels, make Ogun no use your blood do sunscreen.

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First Nigerian to go to the backyard of the Louvre in France 🇫🇷 🗼, and dance "Snake In The Monkey Shadow" The Chinese government have asked me to come and replicate; Very soon, First Nigerian on the Walls of China 🇨🇳 Please congratulate me guys. 🙏

First Nigerian to go to the backyard of the Louvre in France 🇫🇷 🗼, and dance "Snake In The Monkey Shadow" The Chinese government have asked me to come and replicate; Very soon, First Nigerian on the Walls of China 🇨🇳 Please congratulate me guys. 🙏

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This guy 😂 He wanted to blame the grass. Bro think he's Steph Curry. 😂

This guy 😂 He wanted to blame the grass. Bro think he's Steph Curry. 😂

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I don't know why others don't see it. 😭 Sometimes I Isaac myself to deliver a good punchline. The other day Ebonyi niggas were cooking me, today some Kwenu niggas are calling me tribalist. 😭 My fellow ewedu niggas will call me omo ale. Who will now accept me? 😔

I don't know why others don't see it. 😭 Sometimes I Isaac myself to deliver a good punchline. The other day Ebonyi niggas were cooking me, today some Kwenu niggas are calling me tribalist. 😭 My fellow ewedu niggas will call me omo ale. Who will now accept me? 😔

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See, water comot for my eyes 😭 Please don't watch this video while eating. 😭😂

See, water comot for my eyes 😭 Please don't watch this video while eating. 😭😂

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115,480 görüntüleme • 14 saat önce

I'm certain this is the video she saw that made her tweet this. Women. Smh. Her religion permits it but I'll say the silent part out - women are generally not good people. When a couple announces their engagement, you won't catch a man hitting up the intended bride - because a man's innate feeling isn't to disrespect another man. Women mostly only want what another woman has. I'm not even surprised.

I'm certain this is the video she saw that made her tweet this. Women. Smh. Her religion permits it but I'll say the silent part out - women are generally not good people. When a couple announces their engagement, you won't catch a man hitting up the intended bride - because a man's innate feeling isn't to disrespect another man. Women mostly only want what another woman has. I'm not even surprised.

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102,046 görüntüleme • 14 saat önce

When women ask questions like: "What is wrong with a single man marrying a single mother?" This young man just phrased a response with clarity.

When women ask questions like: "What is wrong with a single man marrying a single mother?" This young man just phrased a response with clarity.

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307,177 görüntüleme • 2 gün önce

Fine 10/10 boy like you. See who you carry market go meet. Someone that sexualized you first, still have mind to come online to bully you because you asked her to come make out. If Yamal go dey follow them play 5-aside for Ikorodu - anything him eye see, e go take am.

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Fine 10/10 boy like you. See who you carry market go meet. Someone that sexualized you first, still have mind to come online to bully you because you asked her to come make out. If Yamal go dey follow them play 5-aside for Ikorodu - anything him eye see, e go take am.

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597,799 görüntüleme • 4 gün önce

I have not laughed like this in a long time. 😂😂😭

I have not laughed like this in a long time. 😂😂😭

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198,712 görüntüleme • 3 gün önce

El-Rufai's first public appearance at Kaduna High Court today. Unbelievable the length Tinubu is going to ruin him to the ground. Barely 3 years ago, he was representing Tinubu at Chatham and dancing together in London. 😭😂 One day, this shall be Wike and Umahi.

El-Rufai's first public appearance at Kaduna High Court today. Unbelievable the length Tinubu is going to ruin him to the ground. Barely 3 years ago, he was representing Tinubu at Chatham and dancing together in London. 😭😂 One day, this shall be Wike and Umahi.

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To love, and be loved.

To love, and be loved.

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66,655 görüntüleme • 2 gün önce

When men find themselves in situations like this, I hope they begin to make smarter choices. You're not Obomodu. If you go back, there's only two possibilities for you: in a bodybag or in prison. There's one certainty for her: another boyfriend in 6 months.

When men find themselves in situations like this, I hope they begin to make smarter choices. You're not Obomodu. If you go back, there's only two possibilities for you: in a bodybag or in prison. There's one certainty for her: another boyfriend in 6 months.

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1,172,598 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

Ekiti, Kogi, Edo, Ebonyi - I no know who useless pass 😭😭😭

Ekiti, Kogi, Edo, Ebonyi - I no know who useless pass 😭😭😭

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This cannot be the country we hand over to our children.

This cannot be the country we hand over to our children.

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99,918 görüntüleme • 5 gün önce

I've sent in my bit as promised but I wanted to dignify the interaction with a video message. I've sent in 50K - there is about 400K in promises currently. We want to raise 2M in funding for this man, if you can - please do. 3192701047 First bank Akinnola kehinde Favour

I've sent in my bit as promised but I wanted to dignify the interaction with a video message. I've sent in 50K - there is about 400K in promises currently. We want to raise 2M in funding for this man, if you can - please do. 3192701047 First bank Akinnola kehinde Favour

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288,178 görüntüleme • 13 gün önce

Ma nigga 😂

Ma nigga 😂

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97,321 görüntüleme • 5 gün önce

When I see black people dunk on Europe for "racism", it never ceases to amaze me - especially as someone who has LIVED in more than 6 European countries. We don't live in fear of getting shot by the police. This was me semidrunk at 1am in Sicily vibing to a Wizkid classic.

When I see black people dunk on Europe for "racism", it never ceases to amaze me - especially as someone who has LIVED in more than 6 European countries. We don't live in fear of getting shot by the police. This was me semidrunk at 1am in Sicily vibing to a Wizkid classic.

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195,245 görüntüleme • 11 gün önce

😭😂 My belle dey pain me, guy 😭😂

😭😂 My belle dey pain me, guy 😭😂

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197,586 görüntüleme • 12 gün önce

One month ago, I made this tweet about a Nigerian putting other lives in danger. The Nigerian authorities did nothing. Today, someone has claimed the lives of 6 people doing the exact same thing. What is the value of a Nigerian life in Nigeria?

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One month ago, I made this tweet about a Nigerian putting other lives in danger. The Nigerian authorities did nothing. Today, someone has claimed the lives of 6 people doing the exact same thing. What is the value of a Nigerian life in Nigeria?

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191,335 görüntüleme • 15 gün önce

That Documentary was insane. Diddy killed Biggie, took his Vogue (I think) cover, performed a song for him at the MTV and still made Biggie pay for his own burial. What a man.

That Documentary was insane. Diddy killed Biggie, took his Vogue (I think) cover, performed a song for him at the MTV and still made Biggie pay for his own burial. What a man.

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5,222,816 görüntüleme • 10 ay önce

I saw this video & it drove me back memory lane. At the verge of my WAEC, my father decided to neglect me totally. Uncle Ola took a bet on me and paid for my WAEC. I could have ended up differently. Help me find this boy. I want to pay it forward. His WAEC and JAMB.

I saw this video & it drove me back memory lane. At the verge of my WAEC, my father decided to neglect me totally. Uncle Ola took a bet on me and paid for my WAEC. I could have ended up differently. Help me find this boy. I want to pay it forward. His WAEC and JAMB.

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825,983 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce

Laura vs Aura.

Laura vs Aura.

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1,528,499 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce

The worst thing you'll do as a poor Nigerian is to steal & other poor Nigerians catch you. Different styles dey na you never thief. I tried so hard not to laugh until he hit that high note. 😭😂

The worst thing you'll do as a poor Nigerian is to steal & other poor Nigerians catch you. Different styles dey na you never thief. I tried so hard not to laugh until he hit that high note. 😭😂

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1,088,479 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

3 minutes of eargasm. 🔥 🫰

3 minutes of eargasm. 🔥 🫰

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375,930 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce