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Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar freestyling in a birthday party... they genuinely look so happy together.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar freestyling in a birthday party... they genuinely look so happy together.

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Garnacho vs Cunha in 16 seconds....same scenario,same kits colors ,completely different outcome.

Garnacho vs Cunha in 16 seconds....same scenario,same kits colors ,completely different outcome.

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I know a lad who scored an El Classico hattrick and still speaks with respect.

I know a lad who scored an El Classico hattrick and still speaks with respect.

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With Lammens, I felt safe.

With Lammens, I felt safe.

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Don't get me wrong, I love Lammens but when we concede goals like these, it just makes me miss De Gea so much.

Don't get me wrong, I love Lammens but when we concede goals like these, it just makes me miss De Gea so much.

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Agenda aside,Marcus Rashford will be nominated for the Ballon D'or (maybe even top 10) if he continues like this. He has the full support of Barcelona and Manchester United behind him.

Agenda aside,Marcus Rashford will be nominated for the Ballon D'or (maybe even top 10) if he continues like this. He has the full support of Barcelona and Manchester United behind him.

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If Dorgu wasn't mad, he should be taking a first touch here...does this ngga even train.

If Dorgu wasn't mad, he should be taking a first touch here...does this ngga even train.

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Listen to what the whole stadium was screaming when he was subbed off The crazy thing is that some fans want Bruno Fernandes out just so Kobbie Mainoo can start...how stupid is that?

Listen to what the whole stadium was screaming when he was subbed off The crazy thing is that some fans want Bruno Fernandes out just so Kobbie Mainoo can start...how stupid is that?

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This was the moment I knew Casemiro loved this club with all his heart...bro won 5 UCLs with Real Madrid but he never felt anything like this.

This was the moment I knew Casemiro loved this club with all his heart...bro won 5 UCLs with Real Madrid but he never felt anything like this.

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I swear the Sesko from RB Lepzig is hitting this one time or at least that's what those edits told us😭 Great ball from Mount btw.

I swear the Sesko from RB Lepzig is hitting this one time or at least that's what those edits told us😭 Great ball from Mount btw.

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Just saw this Gitten's assist and all I could think of is how garnacho would try to shoot from there. #survivedgarnacho

Just saw this Gitten's assist and all I could think of is how garnacho would try to shoot from there. #survivedgarnacho

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Neymar spent his prime fighting gods in Messi and Ronaldo,now he just watched Dembele win the Ballon D'Or on his first nomination off an 18year-old with 9 league goals.

Neymar spent his prime fighting gods in Messi and Ronaldo,now he just watched Dembele win the Ballon D'Or on his first nomination off an 18year-old with 9 league goals.

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Thierry Henry has 258 epl games while Wayne Rooney has 256 epl goals for just Man United.

Thierry Henry has 258 epl games while Wayne Rooney has 256 epl goals for just Man United.

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Throwback to this Ballon D’Or ceremony when Ronaldo hit the Siuuu on Messi and Henry’s heads...when the award actually meant something and wasn’t just a PR trophy.

Throwback to this Ballon D’Or ceremony when Ronaldo hit the Siuuu on Messi and Henry’s heads...when the award actually meant something and wasn’t just a PR trophy.

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Just look at the rubbish Yamal played before Rashford made his 1st goal outta nothing...God knows this is his balon d'Or season all over again. Barcelona should push this guy ffs.

Just look at the rubbish Yamal played before Rashford made his 1st goal outta nothing...God knows this is his balon d'Or season all over again. Barcelona should push this guy ffs.

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This was 652 days ago. Time is a deadass gimmick

This was 652 days ago. Time is a deadass gimmick

647,248 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

Just look how Bruno signaled Mbeumo before he went to take the corner. Maguire was the decoy, Bruno was the instigator, Kobbie was the fox in the box and Mbeumo the target man. Carrick has completely changed the way I watch this team.

Just look how Bruno signaled Mbeumo before he went to take the corner. Maguire was the decoy, Bruno was the instigator, Kobbie was the fox in the box and Mbeumo the target man. Carrick has completely changed the way I watch this team.

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Throwback to when Ronaldo risked all his aura for infinite aura.

Throwback to when Ronaldo risked all his aura for infinite aura.

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Funny how Ten Hag had Weghorst upfront and Xavi still couldn't beat him both home and away...is this really the guy we want over Amorim?

Funny how Ten Hag had Weghorst upfront and Xavi still couldn't beat him both home and away...is this really the guy we want over Amorim?

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Hate to say it but even Garnacho was better than Yamal yesterday,wtf is that!

Hate to say it but even Garnacho was better than Yamal yesterday,wtf is that!

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Senne Lammens,we cool and all but don't ever pull this Onana type shit again😭

Senne Lammens,we cool and all but don't ever pull this Onana type shit again😭

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Throwback to when Maguire held back tears after scoring the winner at Anfield. Same Man United fans who sent him deaxh threats now chanted his name. Redemption.

Throwback to when Maguire held back tears after scoring the winner at Anfield. Same Man United fans who sent him deaxh threats now chanted his name. Redemption.

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Bruno Fernandes using the sun advantage to scam two assists 😂

Bruno Fernandes using the sun advantage to scam two assists 😂

413,217 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

Our best player after SAF, rejected millions for us in our worst season in history,no drama, always available, genuinely cares for the club,fans and the lads...now he casually gets thrown under the bus weekly while playing outta his natural position. This is what loyalty does to a man.

Our best player after SAF, rejected millions for us in our worst season in history,no drama, always available, genuinely cares for the club,fans and the lads...now he casually gets thrown under the bus weekly while playing outta his natural position. This is what loyalty does to a man.

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🚨Valencia: Personally, I love the fact that Carrick benches him. Sometimes the most dangerous player is the one you don’t start. When Sesko came on, Fulham felt it immediately. You could see the hunger after that first chance, He knew he’d score if he got the ball again.

🚨Valencia: Personally, I love the fact that Carrick benches him. Sometimes the most dangerous player is the one you don’t start. When Sesko came on, Fulham felt it immediately. You could see the hunger after that first chance, He knew he’d score if he got the ball again.

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You know it hits hard when Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't hit the 'suii' celebration after scoring.

You know it hits hard when Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't hit the 'suii' celebration after scoring.

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Conspiracy theory: Man United only lost this game cause the players wanted Ten hag gone. The chances missed in this game were diabolical. After this game, Ten hag was sacked and we won the next game with 5 goals.

Conspiracy theory: Man United only lost this game cause the players wanted Ten hag gone. The chances missed in this game were diabolical. After this game, Ten hag was sacked and we won the next game with 5 goals.

234,514 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Throwback to Paul Pogba second debut for Manchester United. Minutes played: 90 Goals: 1 Assists: 1 Pass accuracy: 85% Key passes: 2 Shots: 2 Tackles: 3

Throwback to Paul Pogba second debut for Manchester United. Minutes played: 90 Goals: 1 Assists: 1 Pass accuracy: 85% Key passes: 2 Shots: 2 Tackles: 3

352,608 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

In January 2020, Pogba & Mctominay (our midfield duo) got injured so United had no choice but to sign a midfielder so we got Bruno. On his debut, he gave an assist, second game, he scored. He ended that season with 28g/a in all comps in a half szn btw & we finished 2nd in the premier League. It's January 2026 and he's being better each passing day.

In January 2020, Pogba & Mctominay (our midfield duo) got injured so United had no choice but to sign a midfielder so we got Bruno. On his debut, he gave an assist, second game, he scored. He ended that season with 28g/a in all comps in a half szn btw & we finished 2nd in the premier League. It's January 2026 and he's being better each passing day.

242,384 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Throwback to when Sir Alex Ferguson said Spurs will never win the premier League and laughed…grandpa was a menace 😭😂

Throwback to when Sir Alex Ferguson said Spurs will never win the premier League and laughed…grandpa was a menace 😭😂

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If Senne Lammens comes Onana has to be the one to leave,not Bayindir...he has been unacceptable since the day he stepped into Manchester United.

If Senne Lammens comes Onana has to be the one to leave,not Bayindir...he has been unacceptable since the day he stepped into Manchester United.

439,071 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten