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Nothing compares to barbers playing pranks on football players.🤣 A funny thread 🧵 1. Spurs jersey prank on Reece James 💀

Audio Recordings of Pilots final words before the plane Crashed. 1. Japan Air Flight 123 “It’s the end!”

This was how Amad and Mbeumo reacted to Lammens misplaced Pass. Different Mentality.

Manchester united wins the 25/26 premier league 😳 You saw it here first.

Pov: Manchester united fans yesterday.

The Aura in Harry Maguire's celebration is unmatched. I have seen a lot of knee slide but this is above all.

4. Delta Airlines Flight 141 “We’re not gonna make it!”

By the way, this is Technologia school

Pape Matar Sarr with a worldie goal. Tottenham 0-1 Arsenal. FT

11. 10m views, this is funny

This should be Tyrell Malacia's last game as a Manchester united player because, wtf is this defending?

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Top 15 Biggest Fumbles of all time😭 A thread 🧵

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Some of the craziest clips of all time. A thread🧵 1. Man was ready to risk it all😭

Here are the 12 Greatest Ads of All Time &amp; Why They Worked: 1. Volvo (The Technician) Cost: $1M Results: 15M views in 7 days, $130M in revenue. Why it worked: Stunning visuals + clear product demonstration.

I have never seen manchester united defenders this brutal, they weren't playing yesterday 🤯 Why were they so brutal against city but not against others in previous matches?

PUSKAS 2026 is already taking shape and a 40yr old is a contender🤯

The 2nd biggest Robbery in 2026 must be this.

Top 5 most hated premier league players right now.

Wait, so Bowen wasn't the first player Lisandro Martinez disgrace like that?

Ladies and gentlemen, here are the Top 5 moments of Arsenal Bottling Trophies.

10 Most memorable and key moments in the Club World Cup group stage. A thread. 1. The moment Dumfries told Acuna that they should go f!ght in the tunnel.

You can't watch this and compare Pedri to Bruno Fernandes, Pedri will tear his ACL trying to keep up.

HE CAN F*CK OFF, he’s never won anything”

🤣🤌🏾Jay Jay Okocha has just ROASTED Jamie Carragher on his AFCON comments

Throwback to OGS first game as Manchester united manager. We went on a 9 consecutive wins and finished 2nd that season.

Here’s a little clip showing why the world thinks Lookman deserved more respect than he got

10. Dumb Ways to Die Cost: $200,000 Result: 333M views on YouTube, $50 million in global media value within two weeks, reduced accidents by 20%. Why it worked: It worked because it used humor and catchy visuals to make a serious safety message memorable.

This guy in a legends game was subbed on and the ref immediately ended the game what a waste of his time 😂

I've been watching the wrong sports all this while

Here are the 12 Greatest Ads of All Time & Why They Worked: 1. Volvo (The Technician) Cost: $1M Results: 15M views in 7 days, $130M in revenue. Why it worked: Stunning visuals + clear product demonstration.