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this was Onana’s pre-game training sessions. we were in trenches bro 😭😂

this was Onana’s pre-game training sessions. we were in trenches bro 😭😂

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🚨Jamie Carragher on Arsenal’s Premier League title hopes slipping away: 🗣️ Carragher: “Arsenal right now look closer to bottling the league than actually winning it. You can feel it happening—it’s a story we’ve seen before, and they’ve put themselves right back in that position.” “When you drop points at crucial moments, you invite Manchester City in—and once they sense it, they don’t let go. City don’t look like a team that will drop points from here. We can even see Manchester City fans now trolling Arsenal with water bottles… it’s embarrassing. That tells you everything about how the momentum has shifted.” “If this title goes down to goal difference, I don’t think it’s even a debate. City will score for fun in these final games—we’ve seen it year after year. Arsenal don’t have that same ruthlessness.” “Unless something dramatic changes, this looks like another title slipping through their fingers.”

🚨Jamie Carragher on Arsenal’s Premier League title hopes slipping away: 🗣️ Carragher: “Arsenal right now look closer to bottling the league than actually winning it. You can feel it happening—it’s a story we’ve seen before, and they’ve put themselves right back in that position.” “When you drop points at crucial moments, you invite Manchester City in—and once they sense it, they don’t let go. City don’t look like a team that will drop points from here. We can even see Manchester City fans now trolling Arsenal with water bottles… it’s embarrassing. That tells you everything about how the momentum has shifted.” “If this title goes down to goal difference, I don’t think it’s even a debate. City will score for fun in these final games—we’ve seen it year after year. Arsenal don’t have that same ruthlessness.” “Unless something dramatic changes, this looks like another title slipping through their fingers.”

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Grok Welldone Grok, The world cup is surely the greatest world tournament ever. 🔥

Grok Welldone Grok, The world cup is surely the greatest world tournament ever. 🔥

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🚨UPDATED: Ballon d’Or Power Ranking after José Mourinho’s statement (Top 7): 8. Rodri 🇪🇸 7. Vinicius Junior 🇧🇷 6. Jude Bellingham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 4. Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇦…….Love

🚨UPDATED: Ballon d’Or Power Ranking after José Mourinho’s statement (Top 7): 8. Rodri 🇪🇸 7. Vinicius Junior 🇧🇷 6. Jude Bellingham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 4. Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇦…….Love

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bro Zidane was nothing without cristiano

bro Zidane was nothing without cristiano

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🚨Pep Guardiola on if Rayan Cherki is allowed to showboat against Chelsea: 🗣️Pep: "Listen... Rayan is a special, special player.He is little bit of a free soul. I am a manager who likes control, we know this. So sometimes, on the touchline, it is so, so tough to watch. My heart... pff. He gets the ball, he starts the tricks, and my instinct is to shout, 'Rayan, please, play simple!' But if I tell him against Chelsea, 'Stop this,' I destroy the player. I take away his incredible quality. What he did against Arsenal, against Liverpool… exceptional. Unbelievable..” “So against Chelsea, I want to see it again. If he feels it, he does it. Go out, express yourself, have fun, and show the world how good you are. We will respect the opponent but at the same time, I don’t want to take away what makes Rayan special. He's one of the most unbelievably talented players I've EVER seen.” #CHEMCI

🚨Pep Guardiola on if Rayan Cherki is allowed to showboat against Chelsea: 🗣️Pep: "Listen... Rayan is a special, special player.He is little bit of a free soul. I am a manager who likes control, we know this. So sometimes, on the touchline, it is so, so tough to watch. My heart... pff. He gets the ball, he starts the tricks, and my instinct is to shout, 'Rayan, please, play simple!' But if I tell him against Chelsea, 'Stop this,' I destroy the player. I take away his incredible quality. What he did against Arsenal, against Liverpool… exceptional. Unbelievable..” “So against Chelsea, I want to see it again. If he feels it, he does it. Go out, express yourself, have fun, and show the world how good you are. We will respect the opponent but at the same time, I don’t want to take away what makes Rayan special. He's one of the most unbelievably talented players I've EVER seen.” #CHEMCI

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🚨 Ale Garnacho on the note from Liam Rosenior when they were 8–2 down vs PSG: “10 minutes against PSG, then a note at 8–2 down? It’s confusing. I remember being trusted in big games at Manchester United… now I’m just trying to understand this situation.…𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

🚨 Ale Garnacho on the note from Liam Rosenior when they were 8–2 down vs PSG: “10 minutes against PSG, then a note at 8–2 down? It’s confusing. I remember being trusted in big games at Manchester United… now I’m just trying to understand this situation.…𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

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🚨 Pep Guardiola on Rayan Cherki showboating against Arsenal & Liverpool: 🗣️Pep: “I love him as a player, honestly — the talent is incredible. But sometimes I watch him against Arsenal and Liverpool and I think… ‘Rayan, why are you trying to give me a heart attack?(laughs)”😂 “Football is not a circus, my friend. You can do magic, yes, but maybe not every five seconds. These opponents, they don’t enjoy the show like the fans — they want to kick you!” “I told him, ‘Relax a little, respect the opponent… and also respect my nerves on the bench!’” “He’s special, no doubt. But sometimes the best skill is knowing when not to show all your skills.”

🚨 Pep Guardiola on Rayan Cherki showboating against Arsenal & Liverpool: 🗣️Pep: “I love him as a player, honestly — the talent is incredible. But sometimes I watch him against Arsenal and Liverpool and I think… ‘Rayan, why are you trying to give me a heart attack?(laughs)”😂 “Football is not a circus, my friend. You can do magic, yes, but maybe not every five seconds. These opponents, they don’t enjoy the show like the fans — they want to kick you!” “I told him, ‘Relax a little, respect the opponent… and also respect my nerves on the bench!’” “He’s special, no doubt. But sometimes the best skill is knowing when not to show all your skills.”

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🚨 Luis Enrique on Kylian Mbappé: 🗣️ Enrique: “I had many conversations with him at Paris Saint-Germain. I told him that being a great player is not just about scoring goals — it’s about defending, sacrificing, and setting the example for the rest of the team. A true leader runs first, presses first, and works harder than anyone else.” “I tried to make him understand that even as a forward, defending is part of your responsibility in modern football. But he didn’t listen. He always wanted to do things on his own terms, his own way.” “You cannot lead a team if you don’t serve the team. Leadership is not power — it’s responsibility.” “And football, in the end, always tells the truth… After he left, the group became stronger, more united, more committed. We finally won the UEFA Champions League — the trophy the club had been chasing for so many years.” “No player is bigger than the collective.”

🚨 Luis Enrique on Kylian Mbappé: 🗣️ Enrique: “I had many conversations with him at Paris Saint-Germain. I told him that being a great player is not just about scoring goals — it’s about defending, sacrificing, and setting the example for the rest of the team. A true leader runs first, presses first, and works harder than anyone else.” “I tried to make him understand that even as a forward, defending is part of your responsibility in modern football. But he didn’t listen. He always wanted to do things on his own terms, his own way.” “You cannot lead a team if you don’t serve the team. Leadership is not power — it’s responsibility.” “And football, in the end, always tells the truth… After he left, the group became stronger, more united, more committed. We finally won the UEFA Champions League — the trophy the club had been chasing for so many years.” “No player is bigger than the collective.”

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🚨 Kylian Mbappé on the “dictator” meme circulating online: 🗣️ Mbappé: “They can create whatever image they want of me; it doesn’t change who I am or what I do on the pitch. Memes don’t win matches, performances do. I’m here to work, to help my team, and to improve every day.” “People will always talk; when you score, when you don’t, when you lead, when you stay quiet. That’s football, that’s life at the top. But I don’t build my career on opinions or jokes on the internet. I build it on discipline, consistency, and respect for the game.” “I won’t be distracted by the noise. Call me whatever you want—leader, villain, ‘dictator’—it doesn’t matter. What matters is responsibility. I take mine seriously, and I will always stand by my decisions.” “My game evolved? Without a doubt. When I started, I mainly thought about expressing myself, about making a difference. In the end, the truth is on the pitch, not on social media.”

🚨 Kylian Mbappé on the “dictator” meme circulating online: 🗣️ Mbappé: “They can create whatever image they want of me; it doesn’t change who I am or what I do on the pitch. Memes don’t win matches, performances do. I’m here to work, to help my team, and to improve every day.” “People will always talk; when you score, when you don’t, when you lead, when you stay quiet. That’s football, that’s life at the top. But I don’t build my career on opinions or jokes on the internet. I build it on discipline, consistency, and respect for the game.” “I won’t be distracted by the noise. Call me whatever you want—leader, villain, ‘dictator’—it doesn’t matter. What matters is responsibility. I take mine seriously, and I will always stand by my decisions.” “My game evolved? Without a doubt. When I started, I mainly thought about expressing myself, about making a difference. In the end, the truth is on the pitch, not on social media.”

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bro, mourinho got Jude operating like prime Zidane 🥶🔥

bro, mourinho got Jude operating like prime Zidane 🥶🔥

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“Cristiano Ronaldo is proud and arrogant” meanwhile Cristiano Ronaldo 😭

“Cristiano Ronaldo is proud and arrogant” meanwhile Cristiano Ronaldo 😭

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🚨 Patrice Evra roasting Pep Guardiola. 🗣️ Evra: “I think Guardiola is one of the best managers but Guardiola KILLED the game because now we got robots. Academy, everyone wants to be like Guardiola. The goalkeepers want to be a number 10….” 😂😂

🚨 Patrice Evra roasting Pep Guardiola. 🗣️ Evra: “I think Guardiola is one of the best managers but Guardiola KILLED the game because now we got robots. Academy, everyone wants to be like Guardiola. The goalkeepers want to be a number 10….” 😂😂

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🚨Peter Schmeichel: “To wear the goalkeeper's shirt at Manchester United, you need more than just good reflexes; you need a titanium mentality. Senne Lammens has been bloody brilliant for this football club. Whoever scouted this boy deserves a massive pay raise right away, because they haven't just found a goalkeeper—they've found the anchor of our defense. It is genuinely the first time since David de Gea was at his absolute peak that I have felt entirely at peace watching our goal. Let's be brutally honest with ourselves: under that kind of relentless pressure against Everton, if Andre Onana had been between the sticks, we would have easily conceded TEN. But Lammens stood there like a giant. He didn't just save the ball; he saved the dignity and the belief of the entire team."

🚨Peter Schmeichel: “To wear the goalkeeper's shirt at Manchester United, you need more than just good reflexes; you need a titanium mentality. Senne Lammens has been bloody brilliant for this football club. Whoever scouted this boy deserves a massive pay raise right away, because they haven't just found a goalkeeper—they've found the anchor of our defense. It is genuinely the first time since David de Gea was at his absolute peak that I have felt entirely at peace watching our goal. Let's be brutally honest with ourselves: under that kind of relentless pressure against Everton, if Andre Onana had been between the sticks, we would have easily conceded TEN. But Lammens stood there like a giant. He didn't just save the ball; he saved the dignity and the belief of the entire team."

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🚨Pep Guardiola: “We wanted him at City, Barca & Madrid also in the race, but football needed him at United. Clubs of these size don’t knock unless you’re top level. Bruno is the modern day Iniesta & Modric. He doesn’t just see space,he decides the endin…..𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚

🚨Pep Guardiola: “We wanted him at City, Barca & Madrid also in the race, but football needed him at United. Clubs of these size don’t knock unless you’re top level. Bruno is the modern day Iniesta & Modric. He doesn’t just see space,he decides the endin…..𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚

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🚨Chiellini: “We can’t beat Barcelona, Ronaldo said we can.”

🚨Chiellini: “We can’t beat Barcelona, Ronaldo said we can.”

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Ronaldo gave his Barber a $100K Lamborghini after 15years of Loyalty.?????🥶🤯😂

Ronaldo gave his Barber a $100K Lamborghini after 15years of Loyalty.?????🥶🤯😂

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Manchester United never do things the easy way. 💀😂

Manchester United never do things the easy way. 💀😂

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🚨 Throwback to when Mourinho slammed the English media for questioning his United DNA & not playing the ‘United way’ despite a 3–0 win. 🗣️Mourinho:“3nil, also means 3 premierships, i won more premierships alone than the 19 managers combined. RESPECT”☠️

🚨 Throwback to when Mourinho slammed the English media for questioning his United DNA & not playing the ‘United way’ despite a 3–0 win. 🗣️Mourinho:“3nil, also means 3 premierships, i won more premierships alone than the 19 managers combined. RESPECT”☠️

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bro, Real Madrid under Mourinho were the kings of counter-attacking goals 😂🔥

bro, Real Madrid under Mourinho were the kings of counter-attacking goals 😂🔥

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bro zidane has to be the luckiest manager to have coached cristiano ronaldo 😂

bro zidane has to be the luckiest manager to have coached cristiano ronaldo 😂

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🚨Peter Schmeichel: “Since Lammens debuted, we have only lost twice. Unlike Onana, who panics when things get difficult, Lammens stays cool. He does not let the noisy crowd bother him. Being that calm at age 22 is special. He reminds me of young De Gea.”

🚨Peter Schmeichel: “Since Lammens debuted, we have only lost twice. Unlike Onana, who panics when things get difficult, Lammens stays cool. He does not let the noisy crowd bother him. Being that calm at age 22 is special. He reminds me of young De Gea.”

105,009 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

🚨Ashley Cole: “My toughest premier league opponent is Cristiano Ronaldo. Whenever i hear his name or see his face, i always think of when he just made me do the split” 😭

🚨Ashley Cole: “My toughest premier league opponent is Cristiano Ronaldo. Whenever i hear his name or see his face, i always think of when he just made me do the split” 😭

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bro this goal still lives rent-free in my head. how did Bruno pull off that pass to find Šeško for the winner??? 😭

bro this goal still lives rent-free in my head. how did Bruno pull off that pass to find Šeško for the winner??? 😭

83,895 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад