
Vance 🌞⚡️
@VanceE • 46,815 subscribers
Bantamweight and Lightweight World Champ. Janitor for @merakimedicinal, Hangry. Not medical advice, satire guaranteed.
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Max confirmed mold toxicity. Bet Conor McGregor. esoteric health Twitter knows what’s up
Vance 🌞⚡️1,344,820 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

Minoxidil is toxic enough to small animals that it killed this man’s cat within 24 hours of contact.
Vance 🌞⚡️114,946 просмотров • 19 дней назад

About 6 straight months of hair regrowth from dedicated Loxstar use. Added red light around 2 months ago. Peptides in 2026 are insane.
Vance 🌞⚡️293,140 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

The Liver King has been arrested and seems to be deep in a manic episode. Most people missed the clues he left in his video on what's really going on. "Last Thanksgiving I was dying... CT scan said something was dire straits" "I did 4 coffee enemas this morning, my intestines don't work like yours" "Ben Greenfield helped me, kinda changed my life" This is more than a mental episode in my non-professional medical opinion.
Vance 🌞⚡️257,347 просмотров • 1 год назад

I took Doxy for a staph infection in Australia. (In my nail bed and DHL lost my MB shipment). Regardless I thought Australias food was just cleaner and training 3-4x a day is why I got insanely shredded. Didn’t realize until after the Doxy wore off that I didn’t feel as good digesting food again and bloating came back some. Started a 4 week cycle of berberine, black seed oil, bismuth, and oregano oil. Amazing comeback. Now starting to make L Rueteri yogurt at home and get some Longum going. The gut is complex, I’ve had gut issues since I was 17, most of them are gone, not expecting anything wild or quick but I’ll keep updates.
Vance 🌞⚡️69,429 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад

Does Methylene Blue stain your brain permanently and is it unhealthy for those who are already healthy? No. We have thousands of research articles showing increases in ATP, boosts in mood, energy, focus, short/long term memory, anti-aging gene expression, etc. We have one blue brain pic from someone who died during treatment from sepsis. Every soldier in WW1 took methylene blue in the navy. Where are the blue organ reports?
Vance 🌞⚡️148,205 просмотров • 1 год назад

Methylene Blue toothpaste/oil pull. - Coconut Oil - Methylene Blue - Hydroxyapatite Can add some extras like mint or xylitol. Biggest benefits are immediately whiter teether and gums tighten up pretty quick. Just melt it in your mouth and swish for 3-5 min then brush with it.
Vance 🌞⚡️186,978 просмотров • 2 лет назад

Joe Rogan and Mel Gibson talking about anti-parasitic compounds working on cancer. Ivermectin, Fenben, Methylene Blue.
Vance 🌞⚡️142,958 просмотров • 1 год назад

Last week I was diagnosed with Mid Testosterone Syndrome. This is my life now.
Vance 🌞⚡️192,789 просмотров • 2 лет назад
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Me after a long day of people saying mean things to me on X.
Vance 🌞⚡️29,362 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад