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So it turns out ABC used AI all throughout Game 1 whenever they went to commercial. Check out this sequence where a modern championship tag spontaneously blooms on the back of Hakeem Olajuwon's jersey, followed by another where Kobe and Ron Harper twitch awkwardly w each other.

So it turns out ABC used AI all throughout Game 1 whenever they went to commercial. Check out this sequence where a modern championship tag spontaneously blooms on the back of Hakeem Olajuwon's jersey, followed by another where Kobe and Ron Harper twitch awkwardly w each other.

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And finally the Tony Parker sequence, which hilariously begins with an index finger waving to the right of the screen and I imaging it's because the producers literally combined their "waving a finger" prompt into both AI-ified photos at the same time, which is insane laziness.

And finally the Tony Parker sequence, which hilariously begins with an index finger waving to the right of the screen and I imaging it's because the producers literally combined their "waving a finger" prompt into both AI-ified photos at the same time, which is insane laziness.

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Here's another sequence where they transformed a pair of photos of Bill Russell and Scottie Pippen, making Pippen's muscles look very weird

Here's another sequence where they transformed a pair of photos of Bill Russell and Scottie Pippen, making Pippen's muscles look very weird

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LaMelo making his way to the Hornets arena for tonight's game

LaMelo making his way to the Hornets arena for tonight's game

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How much have things changed since 1999? Here's what celebrity row looked like for Game 4 of the Finals - the last year the Knicks made it that far until 2026
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How much have things changed since 1999? Here's what celebrity row looked like for Game 4 of the Finals - the last year the Knicks made it that far until 2026

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The most 1999 thing about the previous NBA Finals between the Knicks and the Spurs might be that the Spurs were playing StarCraft against each other in between games
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The most 1999 thing about the previous NBA Finals between the Knicks and the Spurs might be that the Spurs were playing StarCraft against each other in between games

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270,631 views • 6 days ago

It's surreal to think that before Jason Collins checked into a game 12 years ago, there had never been a (recognized) openly-gay person who had played in any of the four major US mens sports leagues. A genuine trailblazer.
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It's surreal to think that before Jason Collins checked into a game 12 years ago, there had never been a (recognized) openly-gay person who had played in any of the four major US mens sports leagues. A genuine trailblazer.

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577,758 views • 24 days ago

One of my favorite old Conan bits was when they'd let their show's graphic designer come out in a recliner and awkwardly rant about something extremely nerdy for two straight minutes.
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One of my favorite old Conan bits was when they'd let their show's graphic designer come out in a recliner and awkwardly rant about something extremely nerdy for two straight minutes.

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4,471,610 views • 2 years ago

A happy 40th anniversary to the time Bulma ran Goku over with her car and then took out a gun and tried to shoot him to death
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A happy 40th anniversary to the time Bulma ran Goku over with her car and then took out a gun and tried to shoot him to death

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70,633 views • 3 months ago

The hardest commercial from the year 2000 has to be this Gatorade ad narrated by Keith David in which Vince Carter played one-on-on against a dunking velociraptor
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The hardest commercial from the year 2000 has to be this Gatorade ad narrated by Keith David in which Vince Carter played one-on-on against a dunking velociraptor

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81,431 views • 2 years ago

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