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This kid in the Notre Dame jersey absolutely sucks.

This kid in the Notre Dame jersey absolutely sucks.

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Please watch #3 for FSU right before the defense gives up a 30 yard gain on 3rd & 10 😂😂😂

Please watch #3 for FSU right before the defense gives up a 30 yard gain on 3rd & 10 😂😂😂

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I don’t care about bat flips or home run celebrations. But whatever this shit is when taking a ball, is lame as hell. Also, he struck out on the next pitch.

I don’t care about bat flips or home run celebrations. But whatever this shit is when taking a ball, is lame as hell. Also, he struck out on the next pitch.

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No chance he’s trying to hit you here bud. 80 mph slider btw. Jfc.

No chance he’s trying to hit you here bud. 80 mph slider btw. Jfc.

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Is this just how the whole team is? Just super douchey and look at me? Also he struck out on the next pitch. 😂😂

Is this just how the whole team is? Just super douchey and look at me? Also he struck out on the next pitch. 😂😂

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Imagine watching this guy every day in practice, where apparently USC is the ‘85 Bears, and then calling a TIGHT END DIRECT SNAP ON 4th & 2

Imagine watching this guy every day in practice, where apparently USC is the ‘85 Bears, and then calling a TIGHT END DIRECT SNAP ON 4th & 2

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The ACC Championship game with some questionable at best officiating as the league tries to get 2 teams in the CFP… Clemson has 0 penalties in the game for the first time since 1952. SMU, the 4th most penalized team in FBS, has only 4 tonight, and this was a no call.

The ACC Championship game with some questionable at best officiating as the league tries to get 2 teams in the CFP… Clemson has 0 penalties in the game for the first time since 1952. SMU, the 4th most penalized team in FBS, has only 4 tonight, and this was a no call.

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Lane Kiffin said when he got to Baton Rouge and drove by Tiger Stadium he called one person, Ed Orgeron. “I don’t know why, but I started talking like him. I said GeauxTigers!” 😂😂😂

Lane Kiffin said when he got to Baton Rouge and drove by Tiger Stadium he called one person, Ed Orgeron. “I don’t know why, but I started talking like him. I said GeauxTigers!” 😂😂😂

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FINAL: Auburn wins on a clock violation by the NC State batter in a 3-2 count. Ending a game this way is bad enough. Ending a game this way in a Regional elimination game is worse. Ending the last game of this head coach’s career this way is absolutely pathetic. How fragile are the egos of umpires man?

FINAL: Auburn wins on a clock violation by the NC State batter in a 3-2 count. Ending a game this way is bad enough. Ending a game this way in a Regional elimination game is worse. Ending the last game of this head coach’s career this way is absolutely pathetic. How fragile are the egos of umpires man?

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Ty Simpson: Indiana was really good. It didn’t matter what we did they dominated us. IU’s Defensive Coordinator Bryant Haines :

Ty Simpson: Indiana was really good. It didn’t matter what we did they dominated us. IU’s Defensive Coordinator Bryant Haines :

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ESPN interviewing a former professional player for Ole Miss after beating Alabama is unintentionally, or intentionally, hilarious

ESPN interviewing a former professional player for Ole Miss after beating Alabama is unintentionally, or intentionally, hilarious

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“A chance of getting to the Bowl Championship Series, at this point, is pretty null.” - Governor Jeff Landry I mean great point. I do not think #LSU is making the BCS title game this year 😂😂😂

“A chance of getting to the Bowl Championship Series, at this point, is pretty null.” - Governor Jeff Landry I mean great point. I do not think #LSU is making the BCS title game this year 😂😂😂

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Auburn’s QB gets drilled in the head going to the ground. Me: Surely they’re gonna at least review this for targeting? SEC Refs: CHECK IF THAT MF WAS DOWN EVEN FURTHER BACK THAN WE THOUGHT

Auburn’s QB gets drilled in the head going to the ground. Me: Surely they’re gonna at least review this for targeting? SEC Refs: CHECK IF THAT MF WAS DOWN EVEN FURTHER BACK THAN WE THOUGHT

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🚨🚨BIG J JOURNALISM ALERT🚨🚨 I asked Oklahoma QB John Mateer about the infamous trick play the Sooners ran against Auburn last year. He reminded everyone that not only was it legal but they ran it by the refs before the game. #BoomerSooner #WarEagle

🚨🚨BIG J JOURNALISM ALERT🚨🚨 I asked Oklahoma QB John Mateer about the infamous trick play the Sooners ran against Auburn last year. He reminded everyone that not only was it legal but they ran it by the refs before the game. #BoomerSooner #WarEagle

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POV: You’re an umpire about to make the most aggressively incorrect balk call imaginable 😂😂😂

POV: You’re an umpire about to make the most aggressively incorrect balk call imaginable 😂😂😂

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WATCH: Ohio State Football QB Julian Sayin throws Friday Night at the Manning Passing Academy 👀👀 #GoBucks #OH #OhioState

WATCH: Ohio State Football QB Julian Sayin throws Friday Night at the Manning Passing Academy 👀👀 #GoBucks #OH #OhioState

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IF THE SEC IS DEAD THEN WHY ARE THEY PLAYING UGA AND AUBURN’S THEME MUSIC AT THE INAUGURATION PAAAAWWWWWLLL?!?!

IF THE SEC IS DEAD THEN WHY ARE THEY PLAYING UGA AND AUBURN’S THEME MUSIC AT THE INAUGURATION PAAAAWWWWWLLL?!?!

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In their first meeting Josh Hubbard screamed “YOU DON’T LEAVE STATE!” in KeShawn Murphy’s ear This was his response after ending State’s season in Nashville. Talk yo shit 3️⃣ 🗣️🗣️🗣️

In their first meeting Josh Hubbard screamed “YOU DON’T LEAVE STATE!” in KeShawn Murphy’s ear This was his response after ending State’s season in Nashville. Talk yo shit 3️⃣ 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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BREAKING: Since Canada booed our national anthem in the 2025 Four Nations Face Off… They have won 0️⃣ Gold Medals in Men’s OR Women’s Hockey. USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #Olympics2026 #Olympics

BREAKING: Since Canada booed our national anthem in the 2025 Four Nations Face Off… They have won 0️⃣ Gold Medals in Men’s OR Women’s Hockey. USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #Olympics2026 #Olympics

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Ted Cruz getting booed way worse than Ohio State or Oklahoma down in Austin

Ted Cruz getting booed way worse than Ohio State or Oklahoma down in Austin

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Shane Beamer screaming at Dylan Stewart. Stewart does not seem to care. This is bad. This is really bad.

Shane Beamer screaming at Dylan Stewart. Stewart does not seem to care. This is bad. This is really bad.

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“I’m sick to my freaking stomach.” What a cornball. Hahaha

“I’m sick to my freaking stomach.” What a cornball. Hahaha

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If I did all this and then lost 29-0 at home on national television I’d prob hate Nick Saban too

If I did all this and then lost 29-0 at home on national television I’d prob hate Nick Saban too

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It’s Texas A&M hate week here in Baton Rouge. Here’s my annual repost of everyone’s favorite yell leader, Noah Bryce. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIIIIIPPPPPP! #GigEm #12thMan #LSU

It’s Texas A&M hate week here in Baton Rouge. Here’s my annual repost of everyone’s favorite yell leader, Noah Bryce. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIIIIIPPPPPP! #GigEm #12thMan #LSU

135,703 Aufrufe • vor 26 Tagen

A $1.2 Million kick for a Texas freshman?!?! Connor f’ing BURIED it!! #CollegeGameday #HookEm

A $1.2 Million kick for a Texas freshman?!?! Connor f’ing BURIED it!! #CollegeGameday #HookEm

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BOLD PREDICTION: Texas at Tennessee 4th & Wrong Podcast Tennessee has scored 1st in 53 of their 68 games under Josh Heupel (78%). Not only are they going to beat Texas. They’re never going to trail in the game. #GBO #VFL #VolTwitter #HookEm

BOLD PREDICTION: Texas at Tennessee 4th & Wrong Podcast Tennessee has scored 1st in 53 of their 68 games under Josh Heupel (78%). Not only are they going to beat Texas. They’re never going to trail in the game. #GBO #VFL #VolTwitter #HookEm

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MARLER MINUTE: Bama-UGA instant overreaction…REFS GIVE UGA WIN Jk. Helluva win for UGA. Well deserved. Tons of positives for Bama tbh. Completely different team and identity than what we saw in Atlanta last year. #RollTide #GoDawgs #UGA #Bama

MARLER MINUTE: Bama-UGA instant overreaction…REFS GIVE UGA WIN Jk. Helluva win for UGA. Well deserved. Tons of positives for Bama tbh. Completely different team and identity than what we saw in Atlanta last year. #RollTide #GoDawgs #UGA #Bama

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If Lane leaves, Ole Miss is gonna look equally as dumb and selfish if they don’t let him coach in Atlanta or the CFP.

If Lane leaves, Ole Miss is gonna look equally as dumb and selfish if they don’t let him coach in Atlanta or the CFP.

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Look at this spot in the Texas-Kentucky game. Kentucky was ultimately stopped on 3rd and 4th down and the drive ended in a turnover on downs. My God SEC Officiating #BBN #HookEm

Look at this spot in the Texas-Kentucky game. Kentucky was ultimately stopped on 3rd and 4th down and the drive ended in a turnover on downs. My God SEC Officiating #BBN #HookEm

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The entire schtick has become “how little can I learn about the facts while overreaching for an dig at my school’s rival and for some unknown reason be given a platform to do it all on.” What are you even talking about dude?

The entire schtick has become “how little can I learn about the facts while overreaching for an dig at my school’s rival and for some unknown reason be given a platform to do it all on.” What are you even talking about dude?

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People think that LaNorris Sellers run on 3rd & 16 was lucky. This was the play before on 2nd & 11. Look at where he puts this ball. He was never losing that game. Ever.

People think that LaNorris Sellers run on 3rd & 16 was lucky. This was the play before on 2nd & 11. Look at where he puts this ball. He was never losing that game. Ever.

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MARLER MINUTE: Everyone mad about the USC crowd yesterday. Clearly y’all haven’t been to LA and seen all the other cool things it has to offer than a stupid football game. I listed some of them here for you haters. I bet you feel real dumb. #FightOn

MARLER MINUTE: Everyone mad about the USC crowd yesterday. Clearly y’all haven’t been to LA and seen all the other cool things it has to offer than a stupid football game. I listed some of them here for you haters. I bet you feel real dumb. #FightOn

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Hey Curt Cignetti you forgot some actual facts to go along with your cute quip at Big Ten Media Days Don’t worry I’m here to help breakdown Indiana’s weak schedule for the next 5 years

Hey Curt Cignetti you forgot some actual facts to go along with your cute quip at Big Ten Media Days Don’t worry I’m here to help breakdown Indiana’s weak schedule for the next 5 years

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Baton Rouge truly is so gross and just a miserable looking city. I mean look at this. Woof.

Baton Rouge truly is so gross and just a miserable looking city. I mean look at this. Woof.

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First off great throw from the right fielder. But it’s beyond obvious he never got the tag on him. Most telling reason is him immediately going to put the tag back on his knee after swiping wildly and missing. Ump is right on top of it and misses it. Ok, at least that’s why we have replay. Replay also gets it wrong. Home plate ump then gets the announcement of the incorrect call, incorrect. Bad all the way around. Failed at every aspect of the execution of that play/call. And did it in a tie game in an elimination game. Pathetic.

First off great throw from the right fielder. But it’s beyond obvious he never got the tag on him. Most telling reason is him immediately going to put the tag back on his knee after swiping wildly and missing. Ump is right on top of it and misses it. Ok, at least that’s why we have replay. Replay also gets it wrong. Home plate ump then gets the announcement of the incorrect call, incorrect. Bad all the way around. Failed at every aspect of the execution of that play/call. And did it in a tie game in an elimination game. Pathetic.

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MARLER MINUTE: Fall weddings are fine. Y’all just want to complain about something for likes on social media Hot take of the day. #FallWeddings

MARLER MINUTE: Fall weddings are fine. Y’all just want to complain about something for likes on social media Hot take of the day. #FallWeddings

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I say this all the time. You celebrate the wins. Appreciate the kind words from Shane Beamer and long live the Pop-Tarts Bowl It’s so easy to be negative in this life. You have to actively choose to be positive and celebrate the wins. Great day 2 in Tampa. #SpursUp 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

I say this all the time. You celebrate the wins. Appreciate the kind words from Shane Beamer and long live the Pop-Tarts Bowl It’s so easy to be negative in this life. You have to actively choose to be positive and celebrate the wins. Great day 2 in Tampa. #SpursUp 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

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My dude Chris Doering absolutely nails this btw. A bad call with that much time can’t be THAT deflating with 32 minutes left in the game. Gotta hit throws downfield, convert 3rd and 4th down, and stop being in this repeat scenario

My dude Chris Doering absolutely nails this btw. A bad call with that much time can’t be THAT deflating with 32 minutes left in the game. Gotta hit throws downfield, convert 3rd and 4th down, and stop being in this repeat scenario

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“I think they’re both bullsh*ttin us.” - Nick Saban after :30 seconds of Coach speak from Kirby and Sark 😂😂😂

“I think they’re both bullsh*ttin us.” - Nick Saban after :30 seconds of Coach speak from Kirby and Sark 😂😂😂

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