I pranked this idiot magician by reversing gravity in his workshop lol get punked asshole
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My homunculus performing its special Homunculus Dance for me every day so I don't throw it in the Starvation Box again
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Me at the village festival casting cool spells and spraying all the children with deadly corrosive chemicals
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This is my beautiful mechanical son Norbert, to whom my wife gave warm birth! He is jumping for joy because he is going to go to war!
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Me: finally, I've coated every inch of my castle in oil! Now, at long last, I have a castle coated in oil! The fire elemental approaching my highly flammable door:
