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Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad “I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like, ‘You’re not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You’re a comedian’” “If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up” “My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.’ And I’m like, ‘I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”
Yonan57,110,187 次观看 • 3 个月前
Jason Alexander says he feared visiting Palestine as a Jew until 10 Palestinians protected him during an Israeli army raid in Ramallah “How much of a risk would I be taking as an American Jew walking into Palestinian cities? And Mohammed said, ‘The greatest dishonor that could happen to a religious Muslim is to allow harm to come to an invited guest’” “And he said, ‘Jason, if they had to, they’ll take a bullet for you.’ And what was so interesting about that trip is, we were having lunch in Ramallah with a bunch of actors and artists at a sort of outdoor restaurant” “And the Israeli army was conducting a raid on a bank that they thought had terrorist ties a couple blocks away. And they must have, to announce themselves, just shot into the air. And I remember 10 of those guys at the table surrounding me. And I went, ‘Oh my God, he wasn’t kidding. They’re not going to let me get hurt’”
Yonan3,177,760 次观看 • 16 天前
Owen Wilson says he took clothes from Woody Harrelson’s closet, gave them back as Christmas gifts, and Woody nearly cried “I did have one Christmas where I had to go over to my friend Woody Harrelson's house ... they're opening presents and I have an idea. I kind of go out the door, like I'm going to my car, and I run around the house and I go in through the sliding doors that leads to the bedroom and Woody's closet” “I grab a sweater, some shoes, run back around, put it in a bag, walk in, I go, 'Merry Christmas, Woody' ... He's like, 'This is incredible' ... He tries the shoes and he's like a little kid jumping up and down going, 'They're perfect. They're unbelievable'” “And then they go back to opening presents and I kind of press my luck. I go out again, run around ... now he's almost in tears like, 'You got me more stuff' ... Then he takes a shirt out. He's like, 'Dude, this looks familiar' ... I said, 'I gave you the greatest gift of all this Christmas, appreciating what you already have'”
Yonan1,322,891 次观看 • 8 天前
Ben Affleck says his 17 year-old roasted him for trying to give relationship advice “My kids are talking at dinner and they'll talk about their friends and the drama and the relationships, and I have some lived experience. I think that's worth sharing, some lessons...” “I was saying, you know, well, the thing about that relationship there with that person and the 17 year-old just turns to me and goes, ‘Oh, like you're the expert on relationships’” “I went to a bookstore with them... and there's some book by a French guy and it's called I'm Sorry for Everything, and my kid immediately just turns to me deadpan and goes, ‘Oh, look, Dad, it's your autobiography’”
Yonan8,505,982 次观看 • 1 个月前
Ben Affleck says he spent 3 years at home playing StarCraft after becoming famous “There was a game called StarCraft that probably took the most life out of me for a period of time. I had just got famous and all I did was stay home for three years and play StarCraft” “I love Valorant. It's a great game. The problem with that game is that with kids that have been raised playing, I just get f**king rocked. I'm like, ‘Are you f**king cheating?’ And I get mad. It's very humiliating” “I love 2K. I love Madden. And the early Doom, when I first played that game, which then gave rise to Quake. We played that endlessly for hours when we were doing Good Will Hunting. I remember writing and taking these long breaks to play Doom”
Yonan2,293,438 次观看 • 24 天前
Josh Brolin says he made more money trading stocks in 4 years than in 20 years as an actor “I was day trading. I was swing trading and day trading. I made more money in those four years, really it was five years, but within four years, than I had made in 20 years acting” “But I didn't really make hardly anything acting. I wasn't really working. I mean, think about it, dude. No Country, how much do you think I made from No Country? I had been doing it already for 22 years” “That's pretty good. That was a good guess. One hundred. One hundred. So I cleared what, thirty? That's not considered a great year”
Yonan1,902,372 次观看 • 23 天前
David Harbour says America’s family culture has a capitalist mindset of protecting your own and ignoring everyone else “You’re either alone and you’re kind of like a weird bachelor or spinster... or you get a family, you get a house and that’s your castle and those are your people” “It’s like, ‘F**k the rest of the world,’ or like, ‘We protect what’s ours’... there’s a very sort of capitalist mindset to this ideology” “I think there’s something about communal living in America that we all kind of long for... friendship and common ground and supporting each other and taking care of each other”
Yonan5,473,259 次观看 • 2 个月前
Kevin O’Leary says he begged Rolex for a mythical $1.8 million watch, then cried when the box opened “It is the grail piece of all watches. It is the white gold, ruby and diamond Daytona. Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast” “I got on my knees and begged for it. The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there’” “The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. For an hour, we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. I was weeping. Walking around with $35 million”
Yonan8,101,215 次观看 • 3 个月前
Charlie Sheen says Mercedes called him at 3AM because his airbags deployed while he thought his car was sitting in his driveway “At 3:00 in the morning I pick it up and they're like, ‘Are you okay, Mr. Sheen?’ She says, ‘Because we just got an alert that your airbags were deployed’” “She’s like, ‘Where’s your car?’ I’m like, ‘It’s in my driveway. Hello?’ She says, ‘Would you please go down and check?’ So I go downstairs and it’s just gone” “The cops say, ‘We need to inspect your body with flashlights.’ They thought I’d driven it off. It was two miles away and went 400 feet off Mulholland, and somehow I made it home without a scratch”
Yonan6,161,695 次观看 • 2 个月前
Ben Affleck says David Fincher lied about shutting down Gone Girl for 4 days over a Yankees hat “He's such a lying mf. That is such a f**king lie. I don't know why he loves to say shit like that” “I'm friends with him and I adore him, and he'll f**king lie if he thinks it'll get a reaction. He's got a very dark sense of humor. I know he thought, ‘I'll make Ben suffer for this for many years.’ The truth is, I don't think anyone had ever said no to him about anything” “It was probably all of 20 minutes that we talked about it. Eventually it was like, ‘What about the Mets?’ And I was like, ‘All right, sure, man.’ That was it. Then he's like, ‘Yeah, it cost us $40 million while Ben Affleck wouldn't wear the f**king hat.’ I didn't take that long arguing over whether to be naked in the movie”
Yonan1,386,305 次观看 • 24 天前
John Krasinski says his mom talked him out of quitting three weeks before he booked The Office, so she gets 10% of everything "I said to my mom, 'I'm going to move to New York and be an actor'" "She said, 'The only thing I ask is that in three years, if you haven't had a bite or a nibble, you have to pull yourself out of this, because as your mother, you can't ask me to tell my son to give up on his dreams'" "Two and a half years later, I called her and said, 'I did it. I gave it a shot, and I haven't had any nibbles.' She said, 'It's September. Let's talk about it at Christmas. Just finish the year.' Three weeks later, I booked The Office, so I owe my mom 10% of everything"
Yonan8,383,930 次观看 • 4 个月前
Sylvester Stallone says someone tried to sell him back a Monet painting for $130 million that he originally bought for $110,000 “You could buy Picasso, you could buy Renoir. These are very famous paintings. Francis Bacon, $75,000. And then I would sell it for $3,000,000. Not bad, right?” “Ten years later, 12 years later, guys come back and try to sell it to me for 75 million. I’m not joking. So the point is, if you’ve got art, don’t sell it unless you have to pay the mortgage, because it’s appreciating. You don’t have to feed it” “I had a collection that you can’t replace because of the shift in finance. It’s unbelievable. This one Monet, it’s $110,000. It’s called the Haystacks, right? I paid like 110. Guy wanted to sell it back to me for 130 million”
Yonan615,778 次观看 • 14 天前
Dave Ramsey tells a nurse to dump her boyfriend after he refuses to propose until she pays off $90K in debt Caller: "I’m a 26 year old nurse with $90K in student loans. My boyfriend makes $250K a year, but he won’t propose until I’m completely debt free" Dave: "Dump him. He’s making you prove your worth based on money. You’re having to buy your way into this relationship" "The No. 1 cause of divorce in North America today is money fights and money problems and guess what this is? This is a money fight"
Yonan11,935,588 次观看 • 6 个月前
David Schwimmer says he showed up to SNL on Thursday instead of Monday and spent years not knowing why the writers hated him "I was the first in the cast of Friends to be invited to host Saturday Night Live" "I really didn't get to arrive at SNL until Thursday, two days before the Saturday show" "when I walked into the writers room, the entire writing staff looked at me as if I had just slept with their mom" "it wasn't until years later... someone else who hosted the show said, No, you're supposed to show up on a Monday"
Yonan8,367,951 次观看 • 4 个月前
Kevin Bacon says he broke down to his pregnant wife because he was running out of money and couldn’t believe he was doing Tremors, “a movie about underground worms” “When I got Tremors, my wife was pregnant with our first child, and my mom was sick” “My career, I felt, was in the absolute shitter and I was running out of money and feeling a lot of pressure” “I remember talking to my wife and almost just kind of breaking down on about 89th and Broadway and saying to her, ‘I can’t believe I’m doing a movie about underground worms’”
Yonan2,908,115 次观看 • 2 个月前
Rainn Wilson says “fuck you” to Ricky Gervais for telling actors to shut up about politics "One of the things that pisses me off to no end is Ricky Gervais saying, ‘Just take your actor award. No one wants to hear what you have to say.’ It’s like, Fuck you. Bullshit" "Everyone gets to say what they want to say about anything. Gaza, climate change, politics. You get to say it if you’re a truck driver or a school teacher. We have free speech" "Why would you try to shame and silence someone from speaking their truth?"
Yonan6,635,556 次观看 • 4 个月前
Neil Patrick Harris says the How I Met Your Mother cast made $250K a week, then admits he wanted his own deal Howard: "does everyone make $250,000 a week by the end?" NPH: "yeah, everyone made the same, when all of a sudden it's season 4 to 5 and it's time to... now we're in syndication, so everyone starts asking for more money" "everyone gathers together internally and decides, do we wanna go individually... or do we wanna go unified as a cast" "there's like one holdout who says, fuck you guys, I think I can do better on my own. I was more in the latter camp than the former camp" Howard: "so the asshole was you"
Yonan7,299,215 次观看 • 4 个月前
Tom Holland says he thought Christopher Nolan hated his acting on The Odyssey until he learned IMAX cameras only run for three minutes "Working with the IMAX camera for the first time is an experience. I didn’t know it only ran for three minutes" "I remember he would continue cutting, and I was with John like, ‘Why does he keep cutting?’ In my head I’m thinking, ‘Does he not like what we’re doing? What is happening?’" "Then George Cottle was like, ‘No, no, no, there’s only three minutes in the mag.’ I was like, ‘Oh, thank God’"
Yonan6,428,520 次观看 • 4 个月前
Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racism” and compares it to judging people by their race or sexual orientation “My dogs are the greatest. People have got to stop that. Pit bulls don’t attack. It’s just racism. It’s dog racism” “To be afraid of a breed of dog is completely ridiculous. It’s like being afraid of somebody for their race or their sexual orientation” “If a pit bull bites you, it’s going to suck, but they’re no more likely to bite you than a Chihuahua or any other breed of dog”
Yonan4,616,740 次观看 • 3 个月前
Conan O’Brien says he caught Larry David arguing with a waiter over mustard and had to remind him there were no cameras “Literally a week ago I walk into a restaurant... Larry David’s there with his lovely wife... Larry’s in the middle of getting into it with the waiter because the waiter brought him a turkey sandwich with no mustard” “He’s like, ‘In the history of sandwiches, when has mustard not been part of the equation?’” “I said to him, ‘Larry, there’s no cameras’... He just said, ‘I would like to be paid by HBO to be the guy I am anyway’”
Yonan1,486,252 次观看 • 1 个月前