Claire Penis

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Sabrina Carpenter’s insane laugh in her commercial for the Paris Olympics has convinced me that she may secretly be a Capital “A” Actress and in 10 years she will have two Golden Globes and one Oscar nom

Doing this with coke at a party

The Fabelmans (2022)

This video makes me emotional. They’re so happy

When Otis dropped, Funk Flex was so hyped he did like 60 spinbacks and then said the funniest thing anyone has ever said on the radio

Incredible footage of Lucy Douscous showing Chappell Roan about her book. The book seems to be quite interesting and could possibly be an example of a book from the past due to its storied appearance. Do you know about the provenance of Douscous’s Book?

Sorry, what happened to the announcer’s family? Was it only on the Canadian news?

This had me dying

Just discovered that my favorite joke from Documentary Now is a real thing that actually happened at the 1923 premiere of La Roue

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Hayao Miyazaki: I need a normal man to animate a normal beam and a normal explosion. Hideaki Anno: Sir, I’m 23 years old and I’m insane. What if the beam and explosion were absolutely unreal instead of normal?

Dying at this tik tok which appears to be an insane man labeling everything in his house before presumably taking his own life

There’s gotta be a better way to do this

This is literally just a guy

Not only did Conan secretly pay the salaries of all his striking employees out of pocket during the 2007 writer’s strike, he also kept the show going with incredible bits such as this, where his producer who is obsessed with Italy took him to his favorite Italian restaurant

Romania’s tik tok account is crazy

Imagine going to the club in 1970 to hang with your friends and a band you’ve never heard of called Kraftwerk is playing and they ruin your night by inventing techno music

From the 1997 low-budget Italian sci-fi movie Nirvana. It has absolutely no business being shot like this lmao

I love that literally the first bit Conan ever did on his first episode of Late Night was just explicitly making fun of Jay Leno

Deep cut for the real cinephiles: the greatest end credits needle drop of all time

Maybe the greatest interview in late night TV history, Dick Cavett interviewing John Cassavetes, Peter Falk, and Ben Gazzara for 45 minutes, but all three of them are so blackout drunk they literally couldn’t air the episode

Most baller late night show guest entrance in TV history

The way she gets literally everything right before dropping a trillion-dollar answer to the question “what is your favorite food at McDonald’s?” (Rice)

He freaked it so hard with this movie

Just a quick update for anyone wondering how far ahead of the rest of the world Brazilian music is: they’re almost done with metered time 👍

Imagine going back in time and showing this to the Lumiere Brothers. After about 45 minutes of racist questions I think they would be awestricken by how far their art form had come

Cadbury Exec: I think I speak for the other Cadbury executives here today when I say we’re soooo excited to see how you spent the one million British pounds we gave you to make a normal Cadbury commercial 🙂 Jonathan Glazer: Oh 😳 uhh

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