5 years ago: Tesla haters: S&P will return about... the same as Tesla All-in Tesla investors: Nonsense, Tesla will 10x in 5 years! Today: $TSLA 85% $SPY 75%show more

“It will transform everything. This is the product that... makes Tesla a ten-trillion $ company. People will be talking about this moment in a hundred years.” - Elon Musk on Tesla Robotaxishow more

$1,000 invested 15 years ago today would be worth:... • Bitcoin: $8,970,000 • Nvidia: $735,000 • Tesla: $231,000 • Apple: $29,000 • S&P: $8,400 • Gold: $2,150show more

Introducing MultiPass, using your Tesla account to charge at... non-Tesla chargers. Simply activate your Tesla key card or use the Tesla App to start charging at non-Tesla chargers. Find chargers, start charging, and view charging history all in the same convenient location. Live today for Tesla owners in the Netherlands. More sites & countries soon.show more

New Record! 8.56 @ 162 MPH by Tesla Plaid... Racing in a #tesla #models #plaid - Is this what the new #roadster will run, Elon Musk Teslashow more

14 years ago, we delivered the first Tesla Roadster... to customers in Europe. Today, we hit 1 million Tesla vehicles on the road across Europe. Thanks to our owners & supporters for helping us accelerate the transition to sustainable energy! ❤️show more

On the Tesla Q1 Earnings call Wednesday: $tsla 😅😅😅... Elon: - 69% of US population will be covered with Unsupervised RoboTaxis - You’ll be able to sleep in your car before December 2026 - The future should look like the future - Tesla Optimus is the infinite money glitch - Tesla Optimus will be the best surgeon in the world in 3 years - Tesla roadster demo will probably be in the next 4 months… it will be the best product demo ever. It will be interesting for sure. Can we even call it a car at this point? The rest of the executives on the call:show more

The Tesla Balance Bike just dropped in the Tesla... Shop. ▫️Lightweight magnesium frame ▫️Adjustable seat with 5 height positions ▫️ Built for kids ages 2–5 Perfect for little future Tesla fans. 🚲 Link:show more

This Tesla feature will come in handy in the summer.

In the future, Tesla Optimus bots will serve your... meals right to your car at the Tesla Diner. 🤖🍔🚗show more

Today I’m celebrating one week of living in my... Tesla. I’ve owned the Tesla for 12 days and have already covered 2,276 km (1,414 miles). So far I’ve visited two countries: Italy (where I picked up the Tesla) and France. The plan is to travel all across Europe and live in the Tesla for two years. Daily updates with videos and posts keep coming in. The Elon Musk effect is real.show more

#Tesla #FSDEurope tried to kill me again. ⁦Tesla Europe,... Middle East & Africa⁩ ⁦Tesla AI⁩ Are we getting improvements in AP/FSD in September, yes or no? Just be honest with us. We deserve to know and we deserve some improvements after all these yearsshow more

BREAKING: RON BARON SAYS — HE EXPECTS TO “NEVER... SELL” $TSLA IN HIS LIFETIME 👀 He thinks Tesla stock will 5X !show more

If you’re wondering how fast a completely gutted Tesla... model s plaid will go with a 70lb driver here it is. 8.71 at 158mph in the quarter mile. Currently the quickest Tesla quarter mile time in the world!show more

Tesla CyberBeer fits perfectly in the Cybertruck cup holders.... When do you think we will be able to legally drink beer in a Tesla while it drives us around?show more

🚨BREAKING: TESLA TRANSPORTER EXPLODES IN FLAMES Thick black smoke... shut down parts of the 5 Freeway in Los Angeles. Was this an accident or a deliberate attack on Tesla?show more