AJ Preller:

Where's AJ Preller? Too busy surfing and playing pick-up... basketball in Encinitas to make some quality upgrades the Padres desperately need? AJ, Stop dicking around. Time is running out and the Friars need at least 2 bats.show more

Agony, thy name is George Springer...

ACHTUNG! Bereiten Sie sich auf eine deutsche Gräueltat vor.... Die New York Giants gegen die Carolina Panthers. Der SuperTankschüssel!!!show more

Looks like the NFL's found out about the shitposting.... What have they done?show more

This is definitely a way to secure a double play.

Every NFL Football game in 2024:

You know it's not your day when you're getting... deked out of your skates by Connor Brown. Damn, what a deke, though.show more

Live from the T:

Terry Pegula experiences bugged ownership mechanics.

My official feelings headed into the Steelers/Bills game later today:

The Arizona Cardinals Imitate Marlon McCree on Steroids: Enhanced!

Long live the king...

Turns out the NFL isn't the only league that's drunk.

Rams/49ers really living up to the meme.

The Fernando Mendoza Touchdown: Enhanced!

This has been me for most of this NFL season.

The Giants needs a final drive to take the... game back from Chicago. There's only one man for the job!!!show more