Also me when I’m promoting my book

“I’m trying to be in my feminine era” also... me when a man approaches me:show more

"netanyahu's not promoting a book dog, he's promoting a genocide"

Me hearing my boss call me a loser but... I’m mentioned in the book and still employed (although July 1st is tomorrow). Buy the bookshow more

Me: When I’m a radiologist I’m going to be... really friendly and approachable Also me 2 minutes after i joined radiologyshow more

When i’m not creating and directing ideas as a... Creative Director, you will find me in front of the camera, I’m a professional model too , book me🤲🏾show more

me: “oh, i love that book.” also me: *can’t... explain why i love that book*show more

If you ask me when I’m coming somewhere I’m... just gonna block you , bitch you gota book me this shit ain’t for play play 🔥💪🏽💡🎰💰show more

Me shaking my water around when I’m douching

Hello everyone! My name is SHARON and I’m a... model, video vixen, a real estate agent that deals on SHORLETS too (bring your Detty December bookings to me) and I also to PRs for parties and co. Book me!! Hire me!! I’m super good at what I do Bring your gigs to meshow more

When my manager asks me why I’m always late

"i’m not jealous of my friend at all" also... me 5 seconds later:show more

me when my psychiatrist asks me if i’m ready... to quit smokingshow more

I’m putting the finishing touches on my book, “The... Woman in Me” in book stores everywhere and Amazon, on October 24th! Simon & Schuster Gallery Books #BritneyBook #TheWomanInMeshow more

Nobody: Me when my family members asks me when... I’m getting married or bringing a man homeshow more

I like me better when I’m with you, my seven.

me driving through my hometown when i’m back visiting family

Book me I promise I’m worth it 🤏🏾🤑😍

friend: "i’m outside" me: "alright. i’m coming out right... now." also me:show more

friend: "i’m outside" me: "alright. i’m coming out right... now." also me:show more