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TIME TO DECLARE BALLOT HARVESTING UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!🔥🔥🔥

I thought that shit only worked in films

“sana nag adlib siya” “hindi ba yan nag practice?”... “di niya memorize lines niya” “sana si… ano nalang” there will always be noise but the majority says otherwise. they can never dim your light ralph,it’s time for the people to see your true potential and they did. proud of you!show more

which one you’ll be subbing? or

🚨 NEW: Trevor Noah makes a defamatory joke about... Trump going to Epstein’s Island: “What are you to do about it?” President Trump responds almost immediately saying he’s going to sue to sh!t out of him: “Get ready Noah, I’m going to have some fun with you!” 🔥🍿🤣🤣show more

Still not over this performance. 🥹❤️ I really, really... love this one. 😍 #BBFanfest2026 #BBFanFest2026D1 #BBFanFest2026D2show more

Life before 2020

My Uber driver asked what I do for work.... Software.... Cool. Can you look at something? He handed me his phone at a red light. Terminal. Claude chat. Green P&L. +$6,200. He drives Uber 4 days a week. Makes $1,100. Has a 2-year-old daughter. Where did you find this? Your article. The 10,000 wallets one. He read it 3 months ago. Did not understand half of it. Asked Claude to explain it like he's five. 214 messages. All during breaks between rides. Parked at gas stations. Waiting for pings. 1st thing Claude told him: 87% of wallets lose money. Do not be the 87%. He installed poly_data. Fed it to Claude. Found 47 wallets with Sharpe above 2.0. Filtered crypto only. Quarter Kelly. $200 starting bankroll. From his tips. 93 messages later Claude helped him build the 20-line brain from the article. Bayesian updates. EV filter at 5%. Fully automated. Last 45 days: → 480 trades → 91.3% win rate → +$6,200 Best trade, whale convergence on Fed rate cut. 4 wallets entered in 2 minutes. Entry $0.12. Resolved $1.00. +$1,760. While dropping off a passenger at JFK. The passenger tipped him $5. The bot made $1,760. His wife found the Telegram alerts on his phone. Thought he was texting another woman. He showed her the P&L curve. Can you make me one? How long until you quit driving? He looked at me through the rearview mirror. I'm not stopping. Uber is my cover story. I wrote the article. He actually opened terminal. You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day. Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment the word "Trade" 2. Like and Retweet this post 3. Follow me Himanshu Kumar (so i can DM you) Save this post. Deploy the bot this weekend. Start with $200. Scale on evidence.show more

It’s now been reported that Steven has sadly lost... sight in both eyes after he was so violently attacked and nearly beheaded by a vile foreigner in Belfast the other day ,so not only is he a vulnerable adult who had hearing loss he now is blind. Well done to the British governmentshow more

I know how to make my girl happy

time flies.... #CORTIS #코르티스 #제임스

BREAKING: Millionaire big game hunter Ernie Dosio was trampled... to death by five elephants while hunting a rare antelope in central Africa. A classic case of fucking around and finding out! Go elephants! 🐘show more

🔥🚨BREAKING: Rep. Ana Paulina just announced the next task... force hearing will be on MK Ultra if her guess is correct after Daily Mail reported on the declassified CIA files that reveal a blueprint to manipulate American minds through covert drugging with vaccines. What a year.show more

Ain’t nothing like a beautiful deep rich black man.

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐚 1️⃣1️⃣ 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐬! 💫📋 ‣... #TimnasDay ‣ #GarudaMenduniashow more

Disgusting Jew reacts to the rape gang report. Laughing... at the fact that White children were brutally raped by multiple Muslim men. Make no mistake, the Jews are behind mass immigration into the West.show more

🚨#BREAKING: Israel has announced plans to host what is... expected to be the largest LGBT festival ever held in the Middle East, which is set to take place at the Dead Sea in June 2026.show more

THAT'S RIGHT!! Pet your favorite pets in Adopt Me,... OUT NOW! 🐾🥰show more

My twitter fam!!! Thank you for these heartfelt words🥺🤍... Love love love you guys… #Grateful #Blessedshow more

Here's what YouTube looked like in 2006 exactly 19... years agoshow more