Apparently egg contamination was the reason for his two... failed drugs tests. So I contaminated him with an eggshow more

🥚 every egg in nature comes from one equation,... just 4 numbers so i built Eggspression: mess with the sliders, get any egg you want, even that cursed pointy murre egg make a weird one and reply with itshow more

Me replacing the Billie egg with an Ariana one

I was making Nick breakfast before work and I... cracked an egg and 😬show more

Our dog lets a chicken lay an egg in... her dog house then waits for her to finish then runs off with the egg. This is a daily occurrence.show more

Why do I feel so relieved seeing the normal egg?

you all got over this "I donated the egg"... so quicklyshow more

Bro someone hit Wemby in the back of the... head with an egg.show more

Imran Khan’s sister, Aleema Khan, was hit with an... egg by two women during a media talk. Thank goodness I wasn’t born in Pakistan. Otherwise, I’d be ashamed of my own birth.show more

Knicks fan NAILS Victor Wembanyama in the head with... an EGG outside his hotel in New York after Game 4 💀show more

it was jl’s fantasy to crack an egg on... someone’s head like in the dramas but he couldn’t do itㅠㅠ so jeongwoo told him to hit it harder and he finally succeeded. his reaction is so cute 😭 i think it’s the first time i heard a member address him i-el (and i need to hear them call jl that (and yence) more) 🥹show more

The cops reaction to Tim walz getting smacked with... an egg is absolutely hilarious.show more

On the last take I let out the loudest... nastiest egg burp, and that was a wrap. Didn’t eat another avo egg sandwich for another 6 months💀🥑🍳🥓🙂 #pluribus #rheaseehorn #vincegilligan #appletv #btsshow more

Kamala Harris can crack an egg with one hand.... Donald Trump needs to use two hands to drink a glass of water.show more

also since i did a voice claim for my... tenna, him too. influenced by the candle video easter egg voice clipshow more

It took more than 6 months to get the... jump start executed. The female bird in Naliya, Gujrat was ringed. The bird gave an infertile egg. Incubated fertile at 37 degree C was taken from Sam, Rajasthan to Naliya by road covering 770 kms in 19 hours. The sterile egg was swapped with incubated fertile egg. It was nuanced and challenging task. Kudos to team WII, FD Gujarat and FD Rajasthan.show more

It appears Victor Wembanyama was hit by an egg... outside his hotel in New York following the Spurs’ Game 4 loss. (via: @cammcgregor16 / tiktok)show more

Liberal terrorlst hits a federal agent in the head... with an egg, in Chicago.. 👀show more