"Apps are dead" Me:

He is so right, apps are dead. I afford... to live here only because I went to college and majored in gender studies and got into $30k in debt. Not at all because I figured out how to be profitable with apps. Please move on to something else Apps are deadshow more

The dead wife flashbacks are taking me out

#SmilingCrittersAU #hoppyhopscotch #animation Hoppy: You are DEAD to me cat.

no peptides apps making real $ (yet) which can... mean one of three things: • either it’s dead • or it’s early we’ll seeshow more

We just launched a 3x performance improvement for our... order book interface. Pre-batched messages (12x fewer msgs to parse), less GC pressure, lower CPU, leading to a much snappier ActiveTrader experience (old on left, new on right). More improvements incoming.show more

Claude and ChatGPT apps are behind the frontier

Chinese AI apps are on next level 😂

Chinese Ai Apps are next level 😂😂

Me filtering my preferences on dating apps

breakpoints are dead

AI Pose coaching apps are printing - new category unlocked

You might have other apps. But none are Robinhood.

are we- are we dead ass rn

Are we dead ass?

BREAKING: Bears are dead?..

My apps are my employees They work for me... Monday - Sunday Yesterday on Sunday As I’m paying $20 for 1 coffee Someone is paying me $29.99 to quit gooning with my app I’m getting paid to drink coffee Across 9 different apps Every hour, Can you name a better business?show more

“Babe do you have plans for me this valentine”... Me on loan apps:show more