"Apps are dead" Me:

He is so right, apps are dead. I afford... to live here only because I went to college and majored in gender studies and got into $30k in debt. Not at all because I figured out how to be profitable with apps. Please move on to something else Apps are deadshow more

The dead wife flashbacks are taking me out

#SmilingCrittersAU #hoppyhopscotch #animation Hoppy: You are DEAD to me cat.

Half of the replies are people agreeing with me... and the other half are just people who legit want me deadshow more

no peptides apps making real $ (yet) which can... mean one of three things: • either it’s dead • or it’s early we’ll seeshow more

"All the real communists are dead. They died fighting... for communism. Are you *dead*?"show more

Chinese AI apps are on next level 😂

Chinese Ai Apps are next level 😂😂

We just launched a 3x performance improvement for our... order book interface. Pre-batched messages (12x fewer msgs to parse), less GC pressure, lower CPU, leading to a much snappier ActiveTrader experience (old on left, new on right). More improvements incoming.show more

Me filtering my preferences on dating apps

You might have other apps. But none are Robinhood.

are we- are we dead ass rn

BREAKING: Bears are dead?..

When are dating apps going to have a weight... filter? 🤔show more

“Sleep Token pits are dead”

My apps are my employees They work for me... Monday - Sunday Yesterday on Sunday As I’m paying $20 for 1 coffee Someone is paying me $29.99 to quit gooning with my app I’m getting paid to drink coffee Across 9 different apps Every hour, Can you name a better business?show more

Dog dating apps are out of control 😳 The... Dor Brothersshow more

His children are dead…💔

We are half dead💔

TEACHERS ARE NOW USING AI MOBILE APPS TO GRADE... STUDENTS’ PAPERSshow more