As a tickaz

play as a team, win as a team

As sly as a fox

Walk as silently as a leopard

As good a time as any.

A love as timeless as swans.

A tale as old as time

It’s as soft as a marshmallow.

Ben Olsen 🏆 as a player 🏆🏆 as a coach

She is as hot as a fire

You know you're bright as the morning, as soft... as the rain, pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape, if you can sit in a barrel, maybe I'll wait, until that day, I'd rather take my whiskey neat 🖤 #TooSweetshow more

As soon as you get a gf

Slept as a Nigerian and woke up as a... French man 🇫🇷show more

First at bat as a Ray 🤝 First homer... as a Rayshow more

Boebert: Kamala Harris is as useful as a screen... door on a submarineshow more

That mask is about as effective as a screen... door on a submarineshow more

Black pussy is as acidic as a Bonobo’s?

A$AP Rocky doesn’t see himself as a Knicks fan... — he sees himself as a Knick.show more