Because your mom told me so

-mom why is my sister’s name takeyououttakeyououtWhat'sthefutureWhere'sthenow? -because your... mom loves hooligan by bts -thanks mom. -no problem ThisisinternationalMakeitunforgettableshow more

This scene blows my mind all because he said... “damn you’re so wet” lmao like I’d be so embarrassed someone told me that 🫣🥹show more

Fat Jax because a friend told me to.

my mom told me i need to put on... some clothes 😭show more

Mom : why you awake at this hour? Me:... … Mom : is your bts back ? Me :show more

Yerin: You know my mom messaged me yesterday? Luke:... She said what? Yerin: She was like "I'm so sad u said Beyonce was your fav person in the whole world and not me" Luke: Aww that's really sweet Yerin: You know ur my fav mom Luke: I love your mom Yerin: I know Luke: She's so coolshow more

So that's how I met your mom.

Call me your mom 😘🥰

Her mom told her to put her baby sister... down because she’s not a baby anymore and her reply was “don’t tell me that” She will always be her baby sister 🥹❤️show more

Reason I call them inbred: I told a guy... who was provoking me, “Tell your mom I’ll visit her later.” Inbred’s reply: “She’s in Morocco right now 😂”show more

My mom told me it’s not allowed to put... my feet on the kitchen table.show more

everything that's magic about me is because of my... mom 💯🗣️show more

beomgyu crashing out because their dinner menu was mostly... seafood and even called his mom about it 😭 🧸 THEN MY MOM IS AN OLD SOUL?! IT’S BECAUSE MY MOM IS LIKE THAT SO I CAN’T HELP IT!!show more

“My mom liked the long hair.” “Oh for real?... Can’t say no to mom” “People were telling me getting a haircut was a good idea so I told them my mom liked the long hair and they said - you looked good with long hair too” [quick attitude change]show more

chat told me to make friends so

While driving from Lamu, I was stopped by KDF... officers who demanded to see my ID. I told them I don’t have it because I usually don’t carry it for fear of losing it. They told me it’s illegal not to be in possession of my ID. I told them to show me the law that says so. Obvious they couldn’t because there’s no such law.show more