Because your mom told me so

-mom why is my sister’s name takeyououttakeyououtWhat'sthefutureWhere'sthenow? -because your... mom loves hooligan by bts -thanks mom. -no problem ThisisinternationalMakeitunforgettableshow more

This scene blows my mind all because he said... “damn you’re so wet” lmao like I’d be so embarrassed someone told me that 🫣🥹show more

Fat Jax because a friend told me to.

Mom : why you awake at this hour? Me:... … Mom : is your bts back ? Me :show more

Yerin: You know my mom messaged me yesterday? Luke:... She said what? Yerin: She was like "I'm so sad u said Beyonce was your fav person in the whole world and not me" Luke: Aww that's really sweet Yerin: You know ur my fav mom Luke: I love your mom Yerin: I know Luke: She's so coolshow more

So that's how I met your mom.

Went from 0.3 SOL to 17 SOL in less... than an hour. People told me to give up. Told me to log off. Told me I'd never make it. I'm still here. I'm going to keep fighting for my mom. F*** all the haters. And shoutout to sling for saving my port. I Know you don't like me but im grateful af because this money aint even for me.show more

Call me your mom 😘🥰

Her mom told her to put her baby sister... down because she’s not a baby anymore and her reply was “don’t tell me that” She will always be her baby sister 🥹❤️show more

Reason I call them inbred: I told a guy... who was provoking me, “Tell your mom I’ll visit her later.” Inbred’s reply: “She’s in Morocco right now 😂”show more

My mom told me it’s not allowed to put... my feet on the kitchen table.show more

everything that's magic about me is because of my... mom 💯🗣️show more

beomgyu crashing out because their dinner menu was mostly... seafood and even called his mom about it 😭 🧸 THEN MY MOM IS AN OLD SOUL?! IT’S BECAUSE MY MOM IS LIKE THAT SO I CAN’T HELP IT!!show more

chat told me to make friends so

Mom: "Did you clean your room ?" Me: "Yes"

While driving from Lamu, I was stopped by KDF... officers who demanded to see my ID. I told them I don’t have it because I usually don’t carry it for fear of losing it. They told me it’s illegal not to be in possession of my ID. I told them to show me the law that says so. Obvious they couldn’t because there’s no such law.show more