been torturing myself all day because I accidentally bumped... into a small elderly lady and she goes “you’re the second person to almost knock me over today, I know I’m an old woman but I’m not invisible” i’m a pos f*ckshow more

👤 because i’m also an ENFP, i cry a... lot too 👤 but i think being someone who cries a lot… 🦊 you’re an ENFP? 👤 yeah, i’m ENFP 🦊 but i’m not ENFP 👤 you’re not?! 🦊 i’m a T 👤 you’re lying. you’re obviously an F 🦊 no, i’m really a T 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭show more

To all the kids in here that are upset... with me because I’m not into SLS you probably will not understand why I watch this almost every dayshow more

79-year-old Trump: I’m not a senior. I cater to... the seniors, but I don’t happen to be a senior myself.show more

“They know I don’t give a f*ck I’m talking... all the shit. F*ck them n*ggas” “18 a bitch on my momma” “Number 6 a bitch” “Ryan Day a bitch” 😭😭😭show more

Bluetopia : If I’m up this week I know... I’m not going home , I’m the only proper northern person in this house’ Why is this a criterion for you to be saved ? I see why she has soo been comfortable not doing anything on the show. #Bbnaijashow more

maybe i’m not the right person to say this... since i’m mixed but i think sol is a coloristshow more

Lara Trump: “I have so many gay friends and,... you know, I’m into all of that. I’m totally fine with love who you love, and I’m generally a person who believe that as long as whatever you’re doing isn’t harming anyone else, I’m all about you doing it.”show more

I don’t mean to brag, but I’m kind of... a catch. You’re missing out if you’re not shooting your shot, that’s all I’m saying 😉show more

“Why would a man ask for my number when... I’m not wearing a wig and I’m just in my natural look? I said no because I’m concerned about what he thinks I’m going to look like.” — Lady narrates why she refused to give a man her number because she wasn’t wearing makeup or a wig.show more

It’s been a while since I did this, but... I’m coming back to Twitter so I think I should have a new pinned. Hi, I’m Tonio, I’m 9teen. I’m in almost every fandom and I like basically every Jack O’Connell movie I’m kinda awkward, but I really love interacting, so please don’t be shyshow more

I’m far from perfect, and I know I have... a lot to work on, but I’m doing my best to get better each day. 🫶🏻show more

I’m admittedly not an afterparties Owl. I’m a “mains”... Owl…if I go to a festival, I’m going to the festival and then resting up for more of…the festival. But I’ve been told over and over that I needed to check out The Eastern in Atlanta. So that’s what I did. Made it to the PEEKABOO b2b LYNY Breakaway afters — and I’m super happy I did. What a cool, intimate spot that deserves a proper shoutout. I’ll definitely be back. Thanks for the recommendations. 🦉show more

Looks like a squid in a dolphin to me... but I’m no expert! I know it’s not a mermaid because they don’t exist. Prove me wrong!show more

i’m the fucking goat at this. $pons made me... even richer. i don’t know what else to say. i’m dimethy, the one who rarely misses and always finds a way to win. every play i make has a reason behind it. i’m not a gambler, i’m a trader. what takes most people a year, i can do in a single day. you get me?show more

“I’m a woman. I’m a progressive woman. I always... vote for women’s rights. I would consider myself to be a feminist. I am not in a way shape or form, nor is my femininity threatened by the existence of transwomen.” “That’s what I don’t get about all this.” A thread. 1/show more

interview with movieplayer italy — what is your weaknesses?... yejin: “i think i have so many weaknesses, but i think most of all, i’m very rushed, i’m not the most patient person, i need things to get done in a very fast-paced way. i think i’m a little bit of a perfectionist which really makes me suffer (bothered).”show more

Earlier today, I was told there was a lot... of controversy over John Bolton going to prison because he was too old. I guess I’m so old. I remember when she was still a senator at 89.show more