🚨 Breaking: A first white American man stuck inside... a pool pipe — barely making it out alive. 🐷 🐖 🇺🇸show more

the shit murkoff gives reagents as a reward for... just barely making it out alive from a trialshow more

I barely made it out alive

🚨BREAKING: First Indian man in a shower.

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING ✦ — WHITE HOUSE: Trump launched "Epic... Fury" based on "a Feeling"show more

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Why....Why are these white people obsessed... with pooping in stores? 🤦🏾 Making America Great Again 🇺🇸show more

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: US base inside of Erbil’s airport was just... struck with a droneshow more

🚨#BREAKING: U.S. Capitol Police have been called to investigate... a swastika discovered on a American flag inside a Republican congressional officeshow more

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Scenes show police officers running inside the... Washington Hilton hotel, where the White House Correspondents' Dinner is being held.show more

A look inside our meat packing plant. All-American beef,... all-American butchers! 🇺🇸show more

🚨#BREAKING: An Amish man has rescued 2 people trapped... in a submerged vehicle in Kentucky. The Pembroke Fire Department responded to a car stuck in water, only to find an Amish man had already hooked the car to his horses and pulled it out. GOD BLESS THE AMISH!!!!show more

BREAKING NEWS:🚨🇮🇷 Iran used a weapon worth one hundred... and fifty dollars to shoot down a billion-dollar American military aircraft. For the first time, America had met its true adversary.🚀🔥🇺🇸show more

🚨BREAKING: Another Attack on the American consulate in Erbil, Iraq.🇺🇸

celebrating making it out of 3 Ayahuasca ceremonies alive

TIME MACHINE. OUT NOW. 🧟‍♂️🤖 BARELY ALIVE

On Pope Leo XIV first Popemobile ride someone in... the crowd shouts out "I'm from Chicago. White Sox. Go White Sox!" What a time to be alive.show more

map 7 grands and bro is STUCK IN A... PIPE 😭show more

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇶BREAKING: A fire has broken out at the US... Victoria military base in Baghdad, Iraq.show more

Already making TikT0k videos too.. NOBODY’S making it out... alive from this hospital. 😭😭show more

A school pipe got damaged and condoms were found... inside it 😳🚰🙆‍♂️😂show more

"Stuck inside a circumstance" #4