🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump: "We will impose sanctions on... anyone who buys even a single drop of Iranian oil." 🇨🇳 China: "We have just signed a 25-year unlimited oil deal with Tehran."show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump: "We will impose sanctions on... anyone who buys even a single drop of Iranian oil." 🇨🇳 China: "We have just signed a 25-year unlimited oil deal with Tehran."show more

🟥 Trump, 13:00 p.m.: "We will impose sanctions on... China for buying Iranian oil. China, at 13:10: "We don't care about you." We do not recognize and will not abide by U.S. sanctions on Iran's oil purchases. We have trade agreements with Iran and we strongly warn Trump not to interfere in our affairs. Extremely harsh treatmentshow more

🇨🇳China & 🇷🇺Russia Officially HUMILIATED US and Trump Sanctions.... 🇺🇸US: You can’t just ignore us! We are the most powerful country on Earth. We will teach you a lesson! 🇨🇳China: Your threats mean nothing. We already ordered our refineries to ignore your sanctions. Iranian oil keeps flowing- paid in yuan. 🇷🇺Russia: Same. Your unilateral rules are illegal. You can’t dictate us. 🇺🇸US: Obey or face total isolation and secondary sanctions! 🇨🇳 China: Watch us buy 80%+ of Iran’s oil while you scream. Now we started weapons selling too to Iran. Context: China buys roughly 90% of Iran’s exported crude oil despite US sanctions. (Satire Warning: Fictional quotes)show more

🚨 Breaking News: 🇺🇸 US: Trump had warned China... that if it purchased oil from Iran, it would face steep tariffs. 🇨🇳 China: "We are free to purchase oil from any country we choose." China proceeded to buy oil from Iran, disregarding the threat of tariffs. 🇺🇸 US: Just ten minutes after China purchased the oil from Iran, Trump imposed tariffs on China at three times the existing rate.show more

🇺🇸🇨🇳The Trump administration is ready to impose a 500%... tariff on China for the purchase of Russian oil — Scott Bessent LMAOOOOOOshow more

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸 TRUMP INSIDER WITH 100% WIN RATE... JUST OPENED A $44,000,000.00 OIL LONG AHEAD OF THE U.S. MARKET OPEN. THIS GUY MADE $25 MILLION IN A SINGLE TRADE AND JUST WENT ALL-IN ONCE AGAIN. LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS OIL PRICES WILL SKYROCKET TODAY…show more

🚨 BREAKING; 🇺🇸 Trump: "I want to immediately impose... heavy tariffs and sanctions on Iran." 🇮🇷 Tehran: "You sanctioned everything from our oil to our carpet exports five years ago. What's next? Will you sanction our sunshine too?" Epic trolling.show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran: "If even a single attack... is launched against our nuclear plant, the price of oil will hit $300 per barrel by tomorrow. We will break the backs of American consumers at the gas pump." 🇺🇸 USA: "The US is now the world's largest oil producer. High oil prices will only make us richer, while your people will starve due to sanctions. Just try it."show more

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸🇨🇳 TRUMP SAYS HE MADE “A FANTASTIC... TRADE DEAL” WITH CHINA! INSIDERS REPORT THAT CHINA HAS OFFICIALLY SIGNED A $1,000,000,000,000.00 INVESTMENT IN THE U.S. ECONOMY. ALL EYES ON TRUMP’S ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY!!show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump: "Oil prices will drop like... a rock." Reporter: "How?" 🇺🇸 Trump: "Once we win that war." Reporter: "But you said you'd win it in two days, then 10 days, then a month. And here we are, halfway through the year." 🇺🇸Trump: "Next question, please." Cooked🔥show more

BREAKING 🚨 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇮🇷 US-Israeli strikes destroy a... major oil refinery in Tehran, hitting a key Iranian revenue source. 🇺🇸 Donald Trump considering a plan to seize Kharg Island, Axios reports. 🇨🇳 China says it’s ready to “restore order and peace” in the Middle East. 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 US and Israel reportedly weighing special forces to secure Iran’s nuclear stockpile. 🇮🇷 Masoud Pezeshkian: “Iran will not allow a single inch of its soil to be taken.” Are we inching closer to World War III ❓show more

🚨 IRAN & CHINA JUST FOUND A WAY AROUND... THE SANCTIONS WALL. 🇮🇷🇨🇳 🇺🇸 Trump: “This is unbelievable. You can’t simply do that. You have to respect the U.S. dollar.” 🇮🇷 Iran: “We just outsmarted you.” 🇺🇸 Trump: “You blocked the banks. You blocked oil payments. So how did Iran buy anything?” 🇮🇷 Iran: “We sold oil to China. They didn’t pay us in dollars.” 🇮🇷 Iran: “China placed the money into an account inside China. That money became credits.” 🇺🇸 Trump: “Credits for what?” 🇮🇷 Iran: “Chinese goods. Medicine. Trucks. Phones. Even air-defense equipment. Around $2.5 billion last year.” 🇺🇸 Trump: “But that still requires banks.” 🇮🇷 Iran: “No. Chinese companies were paid inside China. We never touched SWIFT. You blocked the front door. We used the side door.” 💀show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 INSIDERS JUST STARTED BUYING RISK ASSETS,... EXCEPT OIL, AHEAD OF A POTENTIAL US-IRAN DEAL EVERY SINGLE INSIDER IS BUYING BILLIONS RIGHT NOW: 0 SELLS. 671 BUYS. $4.81B IN VOLUME. LOOKS LIKE A HUGE PUMP COMING TOMORROW!!show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran's Army Chief: If we receive... just one order from Tehran, we can take action that could disrupt global oil supplies, push oil prices from $100 per barrel to $200 per barrel, and trigger a worldwide energy crisis. The United States would face serious economic pressure. 🇺🇸 U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth: If we receive just one order from President Donald Trump, we will seize every Iranian oil tanker at sea. That would make it extremely difficult for Iran to sell its oil, and its economy could collapse under the pressure.show more

Trump: "We have numerous other deals that are ready... to be signed. We've signed a deal with China."show more

🇺🇸 Trump: "China will not give weapons to Iran."... 🇨🇳 Xi Jinping: "Ok, let me send them 400 missile launchers." 🇺🇸 Trump: "China will not buy oil from Iran." 🇨🇳 Xi Jinping: "Ok let me buy 90% of Iranian oil." 🇺🇸 Trump: "China is not helping Iran." 🇨🇳 Xi Jinping: "Okay, let me send GPS coordinates of US bases to Iran." Xi Jinping outplayed Trump in an epic way 👏🔥 Donald Trump has been a disaster for the United States as president.show more

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 TRUMP SAID HE WILL LOWER TARIFF’S ON... CHINA AT SOME POINT. LET’S PARAY FOR A DEAL SOON🙏🏻show more

BREAKING: 🇮🇷 A HUGE fleet of oil tankers loaded... with Iranian crude is en route to East Asia. China, South Korea, and Japan have reportedly secured all currently available Iranian oil exports.show more

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸🇮🇷 REPORTS CLAIM TRUMP HAS PROPOSED A... TEMPORARY WAIVER OF IRANIAN OIL SANCTIONS IRAN’S TASNIM NEWS AGENCY SAYS THE INFORMATION CAME FROM A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE NEGOTIATION TEAM OIL MARKETS ARE STARTING TO DUMP THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR THE MARKETSshow more

🚨 Breaking: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: We have just purchased... $10 billion worth of oil futures and secured global energy security for the next decade. 🇺🇸 Elon Musk: Great! We’ve built 2 million EVs this quarter. Your oil will soon be nothing more than expensive perfume. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: Elon, just take a look at who owns a 15% stake in your EV company... We are buying your electric future with our oil money! 📈show more