🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump: "We will impose sanctions on... anyone who buys even a single drop of Iranian oil." 🇨🇳 China: "We have just signed a 25-year unlimited oil deal with Tehran."show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump: "We will impose sanctions on... anyone who buys even a single drop of Iranian oil." 🇨🇳 China: "We have just signed a 25-year unlimited oil deal with Tehran."show more

🟥 Trump, 13:00 p.m.: "We will impose sanctions on... China for buying Iranian oil. China, at 13:10: "We don't care about you." We do not recognize and will not abide by U.S. sanctions on Iran's oil purchases. We have trade agreements with Iran and we strongly warn Trump not to interfere in our affairs. Extremely harsh treatmentshow more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US: Trump threatened China with tariffs... (import duties) if it purchased oil from Iran. 🇨🇳 China's response: "We can buy oil from any country we choose. And China also bought oil from Iran." One hour after China purchased oil from Iran, Trump imposed a 200% tariff on China.show more

🇨🇳China & 🇷🇺Russia Officially HUMILIATED US and Trump Sanctions.... 🇺🇸US: You can’t just ignore us! We are the most powerful country on Earth. We will teach you a lesson! 🇨🇳China: Your threats mean nothing. We already ordered our refineries to ignore your sanctions. Iranian oil keeps flowing- paid in yuan. 🇷🇺Russia: Same. Your unilateral rules are illegal. You can’t dictate us. 🇺🇸US: Obey or face total isolation and secondary sanctions! 🇨🇳 China: Watch us buy 80%+ of Iran’s oil while you scream. Now we started weapons selling too to Iran. Context: China buys roughly 90% of Iran’s exported crude oil despite US sanctions. (Satire Warning: Fictional quotes)show more

🚨 Breaking News: 🇺🇸 US: Trump had warned China... that if it purchased oil from Iran, it would face steep tariffs. 🇨🇳 China: "We are free to purchase oil from any country we choose." China proceeded to buy oil from Iran, disregarding the threat of tariffs. 🇺🇸 US: Just ten minutes after China purchased the oil from Iran, Trump imposed tariffs on China at three times the existing rate.show more

This is ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🔥 Iran’s FM Araghchi just... trapped Trump in his 6D chess 🔥 🇺🇸Trump at 1:00 PM: "We are going to put sanctions on China for buying Iranian oil." 🇨🇳China at 1:10 PM: "We do not recognize US sanctions on Iranian oil purchases and will not comply with them. We have trade agreements with 🇮🇷 Iran and strictly warn Trump not to put your nose in our affairs."🔥 This came days after Araghchi landed in China for talks with Xi Jinping 🇨🇳🔥 Massive diplomatic Victory for Iran. This man is a strategic genius 🫡 🔥show more

This is absolute cinema 🔥 🇺🇸Trump at 7:00 PM... — "I will impose tougher sanctions on major buyers of Iran." 🇨🇳China at 8:00 PM — "We trade with who we want. Nobody can dictate us who to buy from. We have deals with Iran. Trump, don’t interfere. Beijing's door for Tehran 🇮🇷 will stays open." 👏🔥 ABSOLUTE BELT TREATMENT 🔥show more

🇺🇸🇨🇳The Trump administration is ready to impose a 500%... tariff on China for the purchase of Russian oil — Scott Bessent LMAOOOOOOshow more

🚨 BREAKING; 🇺🇸 Trump: "I want to immediately impose... heavy tariffs and sanctions on Iran." 🇮🇷 Tehran: "You sanctioned everything from our oil to our carpet exports five years ago. What's next? Will you sanction our sunshine too?" Epic trolling.show more

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸🇨🇳 TRUMP SAYS HE MADE “A FANTASTIC... TRADE DEAL” WITH CHINA! INSIDERS REPORT THAT CHINA HAS OFFICIALLY SIGNED A $1,000,000,000,000.00 INVESTMENT IN THE U.S. ECONOMY. ALL EYES ON TRUMP’S ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY!!show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran: "If even a single attack... is launched against our nuclear plant, the price of oil will hit $300 per barrel by tomorrow. We will break the backs of American consumers at the gas pump." 🇺🇸 USA: "The US is now the world's largest oil producer. High oil prices will only make us richer, while your people will starve due to sanctions. Just try it."show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump: "Oil prices will drop like... a rock." Reporter: "How?" 🇺🇸 Trump: "Once we win that war." Reporter: "But you said you'd win it in two days, then 10 days, then a month. And here we are, halfway through the year." 🇺🇸Trump: "Next question, please." Cooked🔥show more

BREAKING 🚨 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇮🇷 US-Israeli strikes destroy a... major oil refinery in Tehran, hitting a key Iranian revenue source. 🇺🇸 Donald Trump considering a plan to seize Kharg Island, Axios reports. 🇨🇳 China says it’s ready to “restore order and peace” in the Middle East. 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 US and Israel reportedly weighing special forces to secure Iran’s nuclear stockpile. 🇮🇷 Masoud Pezeshkian: “Iran will not allow a single inch of its soil to be taken.” Are we inching closer to World War III ❓show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 INSIDERS JUST STARTED BUYING RISK ASSETS,... EXCEPT OIL, AHEAD OF A POTENTIAL US-IRAN DEAL EVERY SINGLE INSIDER IS BUYING BILLIONS RIGHT NOW: 0 SELLS. 671 BUYS. $4.81B IN VOLUME. LOOKS LIKE A HUGE PUMP COMING TOMORROW!!show more

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran's Army Chief: If we receive... just one order from Tehran, we can take action that could disrupt global oil supplies, push oil prices from $100 per barrel to $200 per barrel, and trigger a worldwide energy crisis. The United States would face serious economic pressure. 🇺🇸 U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth: If we receive just one order from President Donald Trump, we will seize every Iranian oil tanker at sea. That would make it extremely difficult for Iran to sell its oil, and its economy could collapse under the pressure.show more

Trump: "We have numerous other deals that are ready... to be signed. We've signed a deal with China."show more

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 TRUMP SAID HE WILL LOWER TARIFF’S ON... CHINA AT SOME POINT. LET’S PARAY FOR A DEAL SOON🙏🏻show more

BREAKING: 🇮🇷 A HUGE fleet of oil tankers loaded... with Iranian crude is en route to East Asia. China, South Korea, and Japan have reportedly secured all currently available Iranian oil exports.show more

🚨 Breaking: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: We have just purchased... $10 billion worth of oil futures and secured global energy security for the next decade. 🇺🇸 Elon Musk: Great! We’ve built 2 million EVs this quarter. Your oil will soon be nothing more than expensive perfume. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: Elon, just take a look at who owns a 15% stake in your EV company... We are buying your electric future with our oil money! 📈show more