Bro had a valid excuse I’m sure

😂 NYC subway pro tip unlocked: Guy needs people... to move so he yells: “Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! I’m trans, I’m Black, I’m pregnant, I’m gay, I’m Mexican, I’m Palestinian… just trying to get back to Gaza!” Bro stacked every oppression card in the deck like a UN bingo night and still had to go full rainbow coalition just to walk through a train. The only thing missing was “I’m also a cat.”show more

i have no valid excuse

I’m so sure this wasn’t a kick out bro lol

Bro said: “If I’m getting a red card, I’m... making sure it’s worth it.” 😭💀show more

Bro had to make sure it didn't have a... chance to expire 💀show more

Bro had to make sure he wasn't trippin 😭

bro didnt cashout a 3k x 😭 valid crash out

If perfection had a waistline, I’m pretty sure it... would look like yours.show more

Bro had to test and make sure just in case

BRO EXCUSE ME???

I’m sure my safety had his full attention

Dad had a valid reason for crashout

hope they had a really good night after that... … i’m pretty sure they didshow more

EXCUSE ME??? GET A ROOM I’M BEGGING 😭

Still not completely sure how this isn’t a valid... goal Onto Monday #Millwallshow more

Bro had to make sure the guy had evidence... against him for court #streetfights #crazyfight #fights #karenshow more

Bernie Sanders had a valid question for the rabbi