Caçador de Dotado 🍆🔥 Only half true (get it... cause im bisexual so its half true GET IT GET IT) (jokes are really funny when you explain them)show more

🪐 He walk towards me and said that I’m... very sexy. So I asked him, do you feel it? Do you really feel like that? And Earth said “It’s true” like this “it’s true” I get it, I get it. It’s something new. #OnlyFriendsDreamOnXMintTalk #OnlyFriendsDreamOn #เอิร์ทมิกซ์ #EarthMix #Earthpirapat #mixxiwshow more

ye cause im big ash (get it?)

the few funny moments that we get on half... man are so good…richard gadd the comedian that you are!show more

FORTNITE X GRACIE ABRAMS - That's So True 🔥... GET IT HERE: Use Code "Shiina" to support me, thank you!! ❤️ #EpicPartnershow more

If it ain’t got rapid trigger, it ain't really... for pros. Get Razer Huntsman V3 Pro Mini, the true esports keyboard:show more

When you spend half your trips bankroll on night... 1 chasing a Huff N Puff bonus & when it finally lands you only get 6 straw houses and 1 wood 🎰🐷👷‍♂️show more

I need to see them get into fights pls... it would be so funnyshow more

The merciless mocking… WE GET IT WE ARE CLOWNS... 😩 look at yoongi smirking smh I can’t stand them. Not true. I love them. And they know it. That’s the problem 😒show more

It’s also possible in China to get yin-yang fish:... a fish whose body is deep fried while it’s head is protected. “Speed is the key — when you prepare the fish, you can’t hurt its internal organs, so when you serve it, it can stay alive for at least half an hour,”show more

It’s also possible in China to get yin-yang fish:... a fish whose body is deep fried while it’s head is protected. “Speed is the key — when you prepare the fish, you can’t hurt its internal organs, so when you serve it, it can stay alive for at least half an hour”show more

🧸 hey but your skin is really good 🐧... ah 😅 all of our members have good skin 🧸 it gets better when you get older 🐿️ that’s true! 🐧 that is true because… 🐿️ you don’t get breakouts 🐧 because you have less sebum secretion 🐿️ since you’re not producing growth hormones, you don’t get them anymore 🐿️ let’s say you got a lot of breakouts when you were in school? then the probability of you not getting them later is pretty highshow more

Toy Story adult jokes are pretty funny, as a... kid I didn’t get that joke until I understand it as a teen.show more

🚨 TRUE LEADERSHIP: President Trump has made it clear:... there is TRUE progress being made on the Iran deal. HE WILL GET IT DONE!show more

Jennings: It is true that the government of Norway... doesn't award the Nobel peace prize. That's true. It's also true that he would very much like to get one. It's also true that he probably deserves one. So all of those things are true.show more

One thing that Poppy can do proactively is call... you. We're numb to notifications and reminders. Calls are what stick out. So Poppy calls you only when it's urgent. Like to inform you that your rent payment didn't get paid and to hop on it (true story btw)show more