Can never have any peace around here 🤣 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Can literally not even have a bath in peace 🤣🤣

"Do you have any sugar around here?"

He can never have it 🤣

You haven’t seen any keys around here, have you? 🔐💖

F around and find out 🤣🤣🤣 Never throw the... first punch never.show more

What is Meghan selling here? Since she doesn’t have... any actual friends around- maybe an affair?show more

Wondering around Galway and found a Paddy Power. Can... even play the lotto here 🤣show more

Can a Shimada listen to ‘Orion’ in peace around... here!? 😤🎧 Which YOASOBI songs are your favorite to jam out to?show more

"Uh, you have any sugar around here?" "Sugar? Sure.... Here you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?" "Uh, no..."show more

Can’t get any privacy around here

Nothing gets done around here without me! 🤣🤣🤣

Tony will never know peace with Sam around 🧘... Tony Bellew Sam Thompson #ImACelebshow more

“I don’t have any horses. 🥲” #UltimateStarrySEA27th #sea_tawinan 🗣️:... Sea, can I have ( you call me Mama)? 🩵: You want a horse? 😧 (misheard due to similar sound) 🗣️: Ma-ma! 🩵: I don’t have any horses. 🥲 (Confused) 🗣️: Ma-maaaaa! 🩵: Ohhh, Mama! Hahaha 🤭 🩵: I don’t really ride horses that often, so I don’t have one! 😂 He’s so cuteeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣show more

If you have ever wondered why the Palestinians don't... have a state, let me explain exactly why. They would rather see their children hold rifles, not toys. They would rather see their children hate, not love. Israel has always aimed for peace. They have never wanted any peace.show more

If you have ever wondered why the Palestinians don't... have a state, let me explain exactly why. They would rather see their children hold rifles, not toys. They would rather see their children hate, not love. Israel has always aimed for peace. They have never wanted any peace.show more

Any ‘Swifties’ around who can explain this one?

Can we role play in peace!? 🤣😂#funny #jokes

Btw you can have fun with a fande and... he later arrests like he never saw you before 🤣🤣🤓 just you should know 🤣🤣show more