*Checks where we bottomed*

🚨 BITCOIN BOTTOM IS SITTING AT 50,000 NOW... The... historical record is clear: 2015 → bottomed after -86% 2018 → bottomed after -82% 2022 → bottomed after -76% 2026 → currently -53% from ATH Every cycle the drawdown gets smaller but the trend still points way below where we are now Next major support sits at $50,000 Do NOT say I didn't warn you later...show more

Crypto market has bottomed. Bitcoin has bottomed. Alts have... bottomed. Dips are for buying.show more

Final checks. We launch tonight.

ETH bottomed in June 2022. ETH has bottomed in... June 2026. Good luck waiting for $1,000-$1,200 ETH.show more

when we were getting those stimmy checks 🤣🤣💸

we got a “shut up and cash checks” type owner

Absolutely 0 chance $BTC bottom is in 2015: Bottomed... at -86% 2018: Bottomed at -84% 2022: Bottomed at -77% 2026: We're at -50% Downside shrinks every cycle, so figure -65% ($44K) this timeshow more

Ion do that CHIT CHAT I just ask “WHERE... MY CHECKS AT?” #trending #jimmysloyan #artist #houstonshow more

$MSFT shareholders knowing they just bottomed:

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 MICHAEL SAYLOR JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC... THAT BITCOIN BOTTOMED AT $60,000 AND THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC SOON 🔥 “WE ARE MOVING INTO SPRING.” “WE WILL RALLY FROM HERE.” 🚀show more

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 MICHAEL SAYLOR JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC... THAT BITCOIN BOTTOMED AT $60,000 AND THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC SOON 🔥 “WE ARE MOVING INTO SPRING.” “WE WILL RALLY FROM HERE.” 🚀show more

JUST IN: Tom Lee says crypto has "bottomed."

$BTC HAS BOTTOMED. 🚨 Sorry bears, It’s over.

The Cavs pissed the Pacers off so bad we... got Myles Turner heat checksshow more

We would like to formally apologize for being wrong.... The stimulus checks are actually coming!show more

Moderator fact checks Trump’s lies: "There is no state... in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born."show more