*christmas dinner* my mom: can you serve? me:

My mom at Christmas dinner: can you serve? Me asf:

my mom: you never help on the christmas dinner... my ass when i try to do anything:show more

me entering my family's christmas dinner

Just had a family Christmas Eve dinner with my... Uncle who's a Spurs fan, he told me "I want no running on Christmas Day, we own you"show more

Me at Christmas dinner because I told my family... to buy Bitcoin at $126,000show more

my dinner is ready to serve ☺️

When my uncle asks me how my Bitcoin &... Fartcoin investments are doing at the Family Christmas dinner…show more

Them: “we’re not talking politics at Christmas.” Me, walking... into Christmas dinner…show more

Can I dress like this for your family's Christmas Dinner?

Fresh back from the gym! I expect you on... the floor ready to serve me my dinner and massage my big alpha soles. Get to it boy! 💰💪show more

Who would you take to Christmas dinner? 🎁

Wife: Don’t bring up politics at Christmas dinner. Me:

Morning boys! How can you serve me today?

And my mom just handed me something and said... “do you want this?” And it was a Christmas present I gave to my dad 😄show more

Nobody Me after gifting my mom two fowls for... the first time this Christmas.show more

I took my buddy out camping and made us... a Christmas dinner. Merry Christmas 🎄⛺️show more

surprised my mom for christmas ❤️

When your Mum tells you Christmas dinner is ready 🍽️