consuming 3 million beers tonight

beers going down nice tonight boys

“Should we get beers tonight?” Us:

Sheffield Avenue w friends tonight. Beers are free. #Wrigley

We’re all learning new rules about curling tonight. Including... Dana Beers.show more

Getting ready to drink beers and watch UFC with... the boys tonightshow more

No one: Me after 3 beers:

nobody: me after 3 domestic beers:

WE AINT DEAD YET CHEERS. BEERS. GO EERS 🍻... 100% chance the shirt comes off tonightshow more

easy one ingredient meal: 2-3 domestic light beers

brazil trade invited me to his apartment to drink... some beers oh i’m getting dicked down tonightshow more

Wife: “Baby, don’t drink more than 3 beers while... you’re watching the US Match, it’s a long game” Me: 4 beers in before the national anthem is overshow more

Vacation beers are the best beers

"Babe, I swear I'll only have 2 or 3... beers" 2 hours later:show more

Friday beers

My uncle 3 beers in at Christmas when his... new alarmingly younger girlfriend asks why she can’t see his phoneshow more

Me after 0 beers