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MAGA is dying. A CPAC attendee: “I think Republicans... will get destroyed in the midterms. A lot of people I knew who just voted for Trump because they thought it was cool are just now just being like, 'I can't stand the guy.'”show more

This could be straight out of the past 🔙🇲🇨

JAXON. WILLITS.

Shoutout to all the Black men that been catching... strays all week over two people we could care less about! We still the shit tho! 😎😮‍💨🇺🇸🔥🔥show more

Very excited for tomorrow’s India Scotland match. Are you... ready for the big day? #TheEpicMatch #IndiaMeetsScotlandshow more

You know it. Now you can wear it! Skibidi... Toilet & Plungerman. Available now in the Shop.show more

FELIX DOING THE CHIKI SHA CHALLENGE

Your brain has a circuit that doesn't know you... live in a city. Its only job is to monitor whether birds are still singing. Right now, in this room, it is on. The circuit predates primates. Mammals have been using ambient soundscape continuity as a predator-detection system for roughly 200 million years. Birds stop singing when something larger moves through their territory. For most of mammalian history, a forest full of song meant no large predator was nearby, and the cessation of sound was the warning. Your nervous system never updated this software. The Max Planck Institute tested the inverse in 2022 with 295 participants. Six minutes of birdsong dropped anxiety with a medium effect size. Six minutes of traffic noise raised depression with the same. The effect worked on subjects who lived in dense urban environments and had no regular contact with nature. The brain still ran the check. Birdsong sits in the 1,000 to 8,000 Hz range. Your brainstem reads continuous patterns in that band as a signal that nothing dangerous is currently moving through the environment. EEG data shows birdsong at 45 to 50 decibels boosts alpha wave activity by 14.1% relative to silence. Alpha is the brainwave signature of relaxed alertness. Push the same birdsong above 60 decibels and the response flips. Stress markers rise 29%. The circuit only trusts the signal at the volume of quiet conversation, which is exactly the volume birds sing at from a typical distance. Three things happen simultaneously when the brain registers ambient safety. The amygdala downregulates. The parasympathetic nervous system takes over from the sympathetic. Heart rate variability rises, cortisol drops. The posterior cingulate cortex, which sits at the center of the rumination circuit, quiets down. King's College London tracked this through a smartphone study with over 1,200 participants and found the mood lift lasted hours after the sound stopped. People diagnosed with depression got the same response as healthy controls. Most of what gets labeled mental fatigue is hypervigilance running in the background. Birdsong tells the circuit it can stand down, and the brain reallocates the freed compute everywhere else. A quiet park feels different from a quiet office because the parks have sentinels.show more

we didn’t know how good we had it back then

Same, Gunnar.

Cam&real meet-up Available👙time wester stay away👍🏻

Watch me swing on this bench, my thigh high... boots dangling and teasing you. You wish you were under them right now, don’t you, pet?show more

Since Andy Burnham wants to be the next Labour... leader, here’s a reminder: Andy accused victims of Pakistani-Muslim grooming gangs of trying to “propagandise” the issue. He tried to block the grooming gangs inquiry in Manchester and nationally. He claimed that Pakistani-Muslims grooming gangs are a “thing of the past” despite clear evidence that little girls are still being victimised to this day, including in his local area. And what does he call the LITTLE GIRLS who were raped under his watch? Not children. Not little girls. “Young women.” Even on the most basic level, Burnham tried to shift the blame onto victims and refused to acknowledge that they were children. Countless little girls were raped, exploited and even murdered by Pakistani-Muslim grooming gangs, while powerful men like him turned a blind eye. Andy Burnham belongs in prison, not Parliament. And certainly not in 10 Downing Street.show more

Money really buys happiness 🥹

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RT for some innocent fun in the forest 🥰

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i love this video bc carvajal looks genuinely shocked... that bukayo fought back hsksjksjskshow more

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This is exactly why tailgating is a bad idea🥲