cuz i’m the type to bend ovaaa 😛

I’m ok with that cuz I’m the emergency #emergencycontact

Type Da Bend Ovaa 😼👅 #dtx

Do anything I say cuz I’m the boss 💦

I’m working late, cuz I’m a singer

would u let me stay the night? cuz i’m omw

cuz i’m a liar

can’t flex on me cuz I’m the flex 🧏🏻‍♀️✌🏼👸🏼

check comments cuz i’m 🏳️‍🌈

The type of apology we boys will never refuse 🌝😛

Everyone here for Skubal. I’m here for the return... of this demon 😛😛😛show more

Me : “I’m not the jealous type” Also me:

i’m starting to feel sorry for y’all, cuz it... always works for him omgshow more

Cuz I’m a singer~ A lil fizzarozzie animation I... made to espresso! ^ ^ #fizzarozzie #fizzarollishow more

Gee I’m not sure about building up your revs... to intentionally smash into another runner on the point of a bend? #Cellarmastershow more

🇵🇸🇮🇱 “I’m so confused as an American citizen why... every American presidential candidate has to go kiss the hand and bend the knee to AIPAC” -Bassem Youssef.show more

I’m convinced the refs hate LeBron cuz no way... his whistle is THIS badshow more