dad always asks me why the kitchen counter is... covered in slime when he comes home from work, but i'm scared to tell him that i can't function without the scent of musty cocks in the house >< #lewdrp #mvrp #sexrol #ass #asian #incest #goonshow more

📢Good morning friends, I have something to tell you!... My fl house is under contract and I put in an offer on a small farm here, contingent of my home selling so I can use those funds. They counter offered and that counter offer included 6 hens, 1 rooster and 2 very friendly geese. I accepted. I've been eyeballing that farm since late july when I started wanting to move. It's been on the market 8 months, nobody wanted it because the kitchen is in a separate building. The realtor told the owner "just put in a tiny kitchen in the main house " and he said "no, God will send the right person at the right time that will want this house exactly how it is" I think that person is me 🙏show more

Even when Daddy's not home, I always put my... used diaper on his side of the bed to remind him who the baby in the house is 😛😋show more

This is common in india, a man can fight... any battle, but when he comes here, he loses 😂 The girl invited her boyfriend to her house to meet, but at the time of the meeting, the boy met the girl's mother instead.😅 Can anyone tell what she will do to him? 😁show more

Jongin has probably taught me most of the korean... i know but this is a common expression that i particularly love and learned thanks to him… “when the tide comes in you have to row!!!” (when an opportunity comes, seize it!!!)show more

She is not a one in a million type... of girl she is a once in a lifetime a rare quiet miracle that enters a room and changes the air around her without trying. She carries a light that does not shout but glows steady enough to guide a wandering heart home. That is why he adores me because in his eyes I am the moment the universe whispered yes the small spark that grew into something he never thought he would find. I am the presence that steadies him the softness that stays when the world forgets to be kind.show more

Q: Does yeontan respond poorly to you? Taehyung: My... mom comes first in the rankings in my house, so when my mom is around, he doesnt come even if i call him, but when there are strangers, I'm number one. OMG THEY ARE THE CUTEST 🥺😭show more

Cubarsi on who is the GOAT between Ronaldo and... Messi. "This question puts me on the edge because I play for Fc Barcelona. But to be honest, when I was 3 or so back home in Spain every kid wanted to be like Cristiano Ronaldo. But at La Masia we were warned to always choose Messi as the GOAT of football. Now i have the opportunity to play with both of them and I am happy about that. Cristiano treated me with respect but Messi's teammates injured me, instead of him to check up on me, he was asking the ref to send off Cucurella. So I will tell you with all the truth in me that Ronaldo is the Greatest footballer in the whole world. Reason I wanted a shirt swap with him".show more

"My dad forgot my name last Thursday. He looked... at me for a long time and I could see him trying and I smiled and said it's okay Dad and meant it and didn't mean it. Yesterday I brought Bruno to visit. Dad was in his recliner staring at the window the way he does when he's somewhere we can't follow. Bruno walked in. Dad turned. And his whole face — his whole face — became the face I grew up with. He reached out both hands. He said Bruno's name perfectly. Clearly. No hesitation. He said it the way you say the name of something you have loved so long it lives below the place the disease can reach." He held Bruno's face in both hands for a long time. He talked to him. Full sentences. Things I haven't heard from him in months. He said — "There's my boy. There he is. I knew you'd come." I sat in the corner of that room and I let them have it and I didn't make a sound because some things are not for witnessing loudly. My dad has Alzheimer's. Some days he knows me. Some days he is somewhere I cannot find him. But he always knows Bruno. Every single visit. Every single time. Bruno walks in and my father comes back to the surface like something in him refuses to forget the one who never left. I don't know what that is. I don't know the name for it. I just know that Bruno walks into that room and my father says his name and for a few minutes I have my dad back. That's everything. Some days that's just everything. Drop a ❤️ for Dad. And for Bruno who finds him every single time in places I can't reach.show more

Julian Edelman's dad was a psycho 😭😭 "My dad... always used to tell me when I was a young boy, when you got them down, you break their f*cking head. That's what he used to tell me. When I was like 12, I'm like, damn.. that's a lot." It's no surprise he ended up the way he is...show more

This is my Dad. He was covering the Bills... beat way before me. He taught me so much. He is currently at home in Hospice care. He covered games at the old War Memorial, The Ralph and I was hoping he would have a chance to see the new Highmark. Him doing what he loved below.show more

Tell me one reason why Ajinkya Rahane should play... T20?You can't send him in the opening when you are chasing more than 230. He is not someone like Travis Head.He is one of the reasons for the CSK downfall,This is not backing,this is madness from Ruturajshow more

Ramaphosa when Trump asks him if he condemns Julius... Malema and the EFF: "Oh yes, we always have." Ramaphosa in reality: "Julius Malema and the EFF should come back to the ANC. It is their home."show more

If death comes for me,tell him I have beenwaiting.And... if he askswhat I wanted,tell him i wanted less;less noise in my head,less pretending that pain was meaningful there is pressure to justify mycontinued presence in the world that never asked for it.And if he askswhy,I was tiredshow more

Trea Turner says when it comes to hitting and... defensive work he feels great. Says the last step for him is being able to go full speed without thinking about it. Said he’d love to get a game in before the season ends, but the priority is obviously the postseason.show more

Back at my mom’s house I was sitting in... the living room playing video games in my my underwear, I was around 12 years old and ever body was working until about 5pm so I still had a few hours before anybody was there. I usually kept the doors locked but the front door wasn’t locked, I just didn’t know that yet. I walked into the kitchen to grab a snack and a drink. I didn’t know that a family of three people just walked into the house. I came back holding a bag of chips and a drink and I saw two people standing there and another one just sitting on the couch like they were supposed to be there. My 12 year old brain couldn’t comprehend what was happening and I ran out of the house and to the neighbors house. I finally calmed down and told her what was happening, she grabbed her husband and went over there, I’m surprised they didn’t call the police first. The people in the house told the neighbor that they were friends of my dad and they were visiting from Pittsburgh. My neighbor called my dad at the restaurant and confirmed he knew them. He ended up leaving the restaurant and coming back early. His friends confused what days he was off from work and decided to come by and visit unannounced. He also told them it wasn’t a good idea to just walk in and that even though they were friends they should always knock on the door. I had never met these people before so I thought it was some kind of home invasion, it scared me. But from that point on I always made sure the doors were locked and that I was dressed decently just in case of unexpected visitors.show more

Let me tell you what that video Pooh posted... means... Pooh was waiting for Pavel with a cake at home (in the house they're living in together), exactly like in that video with Thup and Singha. He really wanted to post his own, and show the surprise he made for Pavel, but he knows the effect that would cause (they try to be very private about it), and preferred to post that video. As if to show what he did, but without revealing what he did. That was the message he wanted to convey when he posted that video.show more

The Entrance of The Prince of Wales🔥 The Reaction... of the Government officials and all the military corps present: Everyone stands up because this is the future Commander in Chief who already commands that respect and sits after he is seated🔥 So whether You like him or hate him, you are screaming in the wind, when it comes to William. He remains the Future King🔥🤷🏽‍♀️ The Lion never needs to tell you that he is a Lion. Everyone recognises him when they see him🔥 #PrinceWilliam 📹Daniel J Devaneshow more

Josh Naylor, hustle + distraction. He avoids the grounder... from Randy Arozarena but is directly in front of Brayan Rocchio as it comes in, thus inducing a wide throw -- and allowing him to race home.show more

i love the bit in home alone where kevin... is thinking about all the mean things his family said to him in the first part of the movie but then they just throw in this fucking insane line from buzz that he never actually saidshow more