Developers if they had to code on paper

Rebellions are built on code. See you tomorrow, developers. 🌇

GPT 5 is now rolling out to Visual Studio... Code developers!show more

Friday Developers Fun 🤣 When we Vibe code it.... #developers #meme #fridayhumorshow more

How to prevent Developers from Copy-Pasting Random Code from... the Internetshow more

Developers deleting one line of code

Barricades are being welded together to prevent protestors from... moving towards the parliament. This wouldn't have been needed if they had made the same kind of effort to prevent paper leaks.show more

Funny how you think developers can't code this

Had to sort through some emails. Do you prefer... keeping notes on paper or digitally?show more

Excited to introduce #Paper2Agent: automatically transform passive paper📜 into... active AI agent🤖! Research paper ➡️ paper MCP ➡️ chat agent applying tools/data in the paper to new projects. Key is to use multiple sub-agents to build robust MCP from paper/code. Examples in🧵show more

If you had your phone on mute You'd swear... they are dancing to some slow songshow more

If I had this much toilet paper, I’d probably... put it in my will...This isn’t toilet paper anymore… it’s a generational investment.show more

"Developers are stuck. They don't want sell at a... loss." - Mark Carney Developers have options: ▪️Keep empty ▪️Convert to rental ▪️Lower prices And so what if they sell at a loss? That's the game. Why should Canadian taxpayers bail out homebuilders?show more

HAHAHAHAHHA! House Ethics Committee met and declined to release... the ethics report on Matt Gaetz. They got nothing… They never had nothing… If they ever had anything on him, it would have already been released long ago.. lolshow more

Retro9000: Up to $40m in retroactive grants for Avalanche... L1s 🔺 This new grant program aims to reward developers who contribute to the testnet and launch their project on mainnet, empowering developers to do what they do best–innovate and build. More on Retro9000 👇show more

🔍 Code Decompiler arrives on #SuiVision! Our commitment to... transparency for developers and users just got stronger. It brings Sui Code transparent by converting bytecode into readable source code. Special thanks to Sam Blackshear for the insights and step-by-step guides. 🌟 Watch the video for the full scoop!show more

If teachers taught me one thing, it was to... keep my eyes on my own paper 💯show more

Today, we're announcing four new capabilities on the Anthropic... API to help developers build more powerful AI agents. A code execution tool, MCP connector, Files API, and extended prompt caching:show more

They wouldn’t have time to stand in a queue... if they actually had a jobshow more

One of the things Paper excels at is the... code to canvas roundtrip. I did not touch a single pixel in this UI - its all paper and claudeshow more